A man went to a laundry.
He gave a dress to the worker there and said, "Can you get this stain out of my dress?"
The worker didn't hear him. "Co again?"
The man replied, "No. This ti it's salad cream."
Anyway, after that climax, I sent that Hero to stand outside the room with his hands in the air.
I punished him for what he had done.
He was doing that because he wanted to show that my cody is so good that it got him screaming without the s.
I do like his good intentions but I don't want such die hard fans. Emphasis on hard.
Whatever, after sending that Hero out, I can finally talk about things that are usually discussed in etings.
And I will try not to tell them any jokes. They would just fake laughter again or worse, wank.
I am on my throne right now with a serious face. My stats are Off since I defeated that Awakened Alien. I hope I don't have to turn them On again soon.
"First things first.." I said.
The Heroes paid attention to . The wanker Hero could also hear my words so it was good.
"From now on, Erect is my assistant. My right hand, you could say."
I announced. Erect will be my right hand and if I don't et a girl soon, my right hand will surely experience sothing different. Just kidding. I do that with my left hand.
[ End this topic! Enough about it. ]
Supre Man chid in. It seems he doesn't like such things.
Whatever, after my announcent, Erect jolted up from his seat.
"What is it?" I asked.
"Thank you for such honor, my lord. I will satisfy you as your right hand."
I would like you not.
"Sure. Sit down."
Erect sat down.
I continued.
"Erect will manage things before . And only those things which is out of his reach, should co to . Got it?"
"Yes!"
All the Heroes replied. The wanker from outside shouted too.
Now that's out of the way, ti to do the second main thing.
"Tell all your nas."
I don't know their nas yet.
But before hearing their nas, I used one of my skills.
I can't rember all the nas of the Heroes so I have a Skill to help with that.
[ She Knows ]
This is the na and what it does is that it makes sure that I rember everything.
After that, one by one Heroes stood up and shared their nas.
"My na is Ted Bundy, my lord."
Who made you roam free?
Another Hero got up.
"I am Cock Bang."
I will stay away from this guy.
Next Hero said, "Pedo."
"Who?"
"Pedro, my lord."
"Oh. Okay."
I am not sure if I heard Pedro.
Next Hero got up.
"Viagra."
He had a problem sitting back down on his chair but he did.
Next one.
"Ginseng."
No comnts.
Next one.
"Johnson Oil."
I see.
Next,
"Nuru Mass."
No appointnts I'll take for this one.
"Gyaat."
This word exist here?
"Ooga Booga."
That's just gibberish.
Nas kept pouring..
"Cunt."
Where?
"Beater."
"Goo Goo."
"Gaa Gaa."
"Hore."
Where the W in that?
"Woof."
I'll give him a biscuit later.
"Virgin."
Tell about it.
"Yate."
Alright?
"Kudasai."
Now it makes sense.
"Khyaal."
??
"John Cena."
Didn't see that coming.
Like that, nas kept coming and all forty nine Heroes shared their na and even that wanker Hero standing outside revealed his na. You can guess what his na might be from the list above.
Now only Erect was left. I already know his na but a protocol is a protocol.
I looked at Erect and the Hero shared his na :
"Erec T."
Hmm?
"Pardon? What's your na?"
"It's Erec T, my lord. Erec Tile."
I was silent.
He had the sa type of na as . Back in the village he told his na was Erect. I didn't know there was a space after Erec.
"Who gave you this na?" I asked.
"My grandmother."
I smiled. "It's a good na."
I will still call him Erect though. It'd be a pain to suddenly change nas.
Erect bowed and the introductions were done.
Now so info dumping.
"Who rules this world? I don't know because I lived in a small village."
"You, my lord." Erect said. "I am sure you have enough power to see the whole world. You are now the ruler of all the five continents that we still have. Each continent has a castle like this if you ever wish to visit them. Throw the Aliens away and then you will rule over all seven continents."
That's a good setting.
"How many Aliens are there in total? Any estimate?"
"Probably millions. They reproduce so fast over the years. All the Heroes had their hands full."
"But if all the Heroes of this world are here, who is looking over the Aliens? What if they attack while you all are here?"
"The soldiers will inform us. They have enough power to handle so Aliens."
I nodded.
"How often do the Aliens attack? And if they reproduce very fast, when did they get ti to attack?"
"They attack once every month randomly. This month's attack has yet to happen. And a female alien gives birth in just ten days of pregnancy and they are imdiately ready to produce another one."
No wonder they have a monopoly over porn.
Bang Ufos, their company should be called.
Anyway, I can't think of any other questions now.
"Beater!" I called.
"Yes?" The wanker Hero answered from outside.
"You can com- enter now." I have to be careful with words with him from now on.
"As you say. I am really sorry for my behaviour, my lord. It's the dopamine that makes do it."
Beater entered the room, apologising all the way to his seat.
He sat down and I said nothing to him mostly because I was afraid to say anything to him.
"How do you guys communicate with each other when you are in different places?" I asked Erect.
"All the soldiers and Heroes have telepathy skills. We can talk through our minds."
"What about the common people then? How do they communicate?"
"They... just use their mouths?"
Yeah. My bad.
"So," I leaned back on my throne. "When is it most likely for the Aliens to attack? They attack once every month. And they haven't done it this month yet. Any guesses?"
The Heroes thought about it and all of them said in unison :
"They can attack right now."
Yeah right.
As if.
That was only one ti thing that happened at the stage back at the village.
It won't happen again.
My words won't always co true.
No other thump will happen.
THUMP!
And no group of Aliens will shout This is an Alien attack. Hahaha.
"This is an Alien attack! Hahaha!!"
This motherf- Why is every word I am saying is happening? Am I wired or sothing?
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