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Food was brought out and served. Various people ca up and introduced themselves and asked questions about where wed co from and where we were going. Well, they asked the others. After my faux pas, I was ignored.

I sank into the background, which I happened to be very good at, and hoped everyone would forget I was there (another of my great talents).

They didnt get many visitors and news of the outside world was hard to co by for them, so there was a lot of interest. The kids especially werent used to new people and shyly hung around the table as we ate.

You might think having an audience of zombers watching while you eat would be a bit off-putting, but even though they looked like monsters, their appearance quickly lost its shock value. The children in particular were hard to see as anything other than kids with an unfortunate affliction.

The food was quite good. It was like a mushroom stroganoff and pretty spicy. I finished in record ti and would have licked the bowl clean if I hadnt felt self-conscious in front of the crowd.

That was really great, said Jenny. She didnt have the problems speaking to people that the rest of us had, and even had a zomber toddler sitting on her lap. Thank you.

Oh, dont ntion it, said Jespert, all flustered by the attention of a pretty girl. It occurred to that even if I couldnt have Jenny, she could still be a useful tool. Yes, a dickish thought, but better that than us all winding up dead. Evolution, after all, was built on the survival of the dickish.

More food was brought out and everyone else started eating too. Jespert picked up a large, grey mushroom.

This is a fungus we grow in the caves below the crypt. Its a staple of our diet and very versatile. You can even eat it raw. He took a bite out of it.

The fungus cap was about the size and shape of a human brain. Maybe thats where the eating brains thing ca from. Then again, did people in this world even know what a human brain looked like? In any case, it was far more disturbing being able to see him chewing it through the holes in his cheek.

Now, said Jespert, I should tell you how to get to Dargot through the tunnels, but you probably want to rest. Perhaps I could speak with one of you while the others get so sleep. Is one of you the leader of the group?

Yes, I said. Her. I pointed at Claire.

Eh? said Claire.

Jespert showed us to a part of the crypt that was uninhabitedwell, not by the livingand left us to sort ourselves out while he went off with Claire and Maurice to explain how to get to Dargot.

There were a number of rooms, lined with shelves all filled with stone urns. I assud they were full of ashes, but there were no na plaques or any other way to identify who was in there. The rooms also had beds. They were small cots with wooden fras and no mattresses, but they were certainly more comfortable than the ground.

Everyone gathered in one room and chatted away rrily. When things looked dire, attention was directed towards , but when life returned to so semblance of normality, I was generally overlooked. Which was fine by .

I slipped away and took up residence in a small room at the end of the passageway. It was covered in cobwebs and the urns in this room were cracked and broken. Human ash lay scattered here and there. Housekeeping had apparently missed a few spots.

Nobody would want to stay here, so I was sure they wouldnt mind if I claid it.

There were two cots, one of which looked like it was about to fall apart. I took out a blanket and spread it out on the slightly less flimsy bed and stuck my bag underneath. I lay down facing the wall with my head resting on my arm, but even though I was tired I found it hard to sleep. Sothing was bothering , but I couldnt quite put my finger on it.

Still, it was quiet and nobody bothered , so eventually I drifted off. Dead people make the best roommates.

I dont know how long I dozed fornot very, I would guessbefore I felt a weight settle on the other end of the bed. Uh? I said without opening my eyes.

We spoke with Jespert, said Claire. He drew us a map. It looks pretty straightforward.

There was movent and sothing was placed in front of my face. I opened one eye. It was a crudely drawn map of tunnels.

The X at the bottom is where we are, said Claire. The exit at the top right is where we co out. Dargot is the big circle on the left.

I opened the other eye to see the rest of the map. Why dont we use the tunnel on the left. Wouldnt that bring us out nearer to the city?

Yes, said Claire. But Jespert said we should avoid that part of the map because of the trolls who live there.

Trolls? That doesnt sound good. I dont suppose theyre tiny with big blue hair.

No. Theyre huge with skin like rock. Jespert said they arent a problem as long as we dont bother them, but they can be a bit cheeky, so we should stay out of their way.

What did he an by cheeky? I asked.

I dont know. It didnt sound good. If we take the tunnels on the right, we wont have to find out.

Right tunnel it is, then. Good work. I closed my eyes again.

There is another option, said Claire. They seem like decent people and they have plenty of room. Im sure if we asked, they wouldnt mind if we stayed here for a while.

It was a reasonable thought. Anywhere that was safe and provided food and shelter was worth considering as a place to stay. But I finally realised what had been bothering . Why was there so much space? Or to be more specific, why were there rooms made up with beds when they rarely had visitors?

Did there used to be more of them? It was possible so had passed away, but there were a lot of empty room, each with at least a couple of beds in them. What happened to the forr occupants?

Have you ever seen The Walking Dead? I asked Claire.

Ugh. Colin, please, they arent reanimated corpses Theyre just people.

I dont an that. Whenever the people in The Walking Dead co across a community thats found a way to survive, they always think theyve found a haven from the apocalypse outside, but it never works out. The dead are never as big a problem as the living.

Colin, thats a TV show. This isnt.

Actually, its a comic book, said Maurice from sowhere over by the doorway. I could have opened my eyes to check, but who has the energy? A pretty good one, for the first hundred issues, anyway. After that it got a bit repetitive. Colins right though, whenever they joined a seemingly settled community, things always screwed up sooner or later. Often because their presence upset an already precarious balance.

Mmm, exactly, I said sleepily. Where have we been where trouble didnt find us eventually? Staying here might be good for us, but will it be good for them?

Which was all true, but there was another aspect to take into consideration. A community like the zombers was bound to have problems of its ownan enemy, an impending disaster, a looming threatand guess who would be dragged into helping?

But we cant leave all the zomber babies to die

And so the battle against a foe we had nothing to do with would begin.

I get what youre saying, both of you, said Claire, but it wont necessarily be like that. It cant always end up with us having to fight for our lives.

It can and it will, I said. Theres always the chance things go your way, but you cant assu they will. You know what they say, expect the worst, but hope for a blow job.

Nobody says that, said Claire.

No? Must be just , then.

There was a pause, but the weight on the end of my bed didnt move. Why did you tell him I was the leader?

Because if anything happens to , youre going to have to take over. Best you get so practice in while you can.

Are you sure you didnt just fancy a nap?

Chance would be a fine thing, I said, yawning.

The bed rocked a little as Claire rose. She said sothing to Maurice I couldnt make out and their voices drifted away.

A few seconds later the weight returned.

Sothing else? I said, eyes still closed.

I never got a chance to thank you properly, said Jenny. Thank you. If theres sothing I can do for you in return, you only have to ask.

Beautiful girl wants to repay for saving her life? Im sure you can all think of a number of ways for her to pay off the debt. Sure. Because it always feels good when you use extortion to get sex from a girl, right? I might hope for a blow job, but I wasnt going to ask for one.

Dont worry about it, I said. If a large, black man ever tries to rape , just return the favour then.

Okay, will do. And thanks for healing . The others wont talk about it so I guess you told them not to say anything. Dont worry, I wont say anything either. I dont know how you did it, but I think you probably saved my life. One day Ill pay you back, I promise.

I didnt say anything. There didnt feel like there was a need. I felt her rise.

By the way, I think youre right. It helps to expect the worst, ans youre prepared at least. But even if things do go horribly wrong, I think its important to rember one thing. Theres always hope.

I opened my eyes and turned to look at her. She was standing in the doorway. She winked at and then was gone.

What the fuck did that an?

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