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[WARNING: This chapter has so normal curse words. It should be understandable seeing what's going on.]
Jas, Remus and Peter had arrived outside the entrance of the washroom. There they quickly put their ears on and tried to listen.
"Hehe... It sounds so weird to listen to them." Jas chuckled shalessly.
"Since when did he start getting these letters?" Remus asked him. He was still looking at the last letter.
"Since the first week of the holidays. Why?" Jas asked back.
Remus rubbed his hair, "Isn't it suspicious that the letters only started coming after the holidays started. If she really liked him, why not send the letter to school? Why wait?" Remus questioned himself.
Jas shrugged, "Who knows, but she does like him. The letters had a voice, and she sounded so sweet."
"Look at her picture. I don't think there is anybody like this in the school." Remus pointed out.
"Maybe she's new... Or from so other house... Or even better, a senior." Jas dreamily replied.
But Remus was not buying it. He looked at the letter, his eyes were stuck on the na. It was so strange. Sophia was fine but the rest of it was too... Unnatural sounding.
~Hmm... Sophia Gonrys Antnus... Gonrys Antnus...~
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Then it struck. His face beca horrified, "OH NO! RLIN'S BEARD..."
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Sirius was awestruck by her beautiful back. Her black hair fluttered in nonexistent air. Her dress seduced him to no limit.
"Say sothing," he requested.
"I be Sophia. What does Mister Black like?" Sophia asked.
Sirius's eyes twitched, ~She talks weird... maybe she's from so other country.~
"Oh, I like many things. Pranking, eating... and most of all, you." Sirius cheesily replied.
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*SNORT*
Magnus and Ragnar nearly laughed out loud hearing him say this. To them, this was incredibly funny as they knew what the girl of Sirius' dreams looked like.
Ragnar whispered, "Oh boy, he's mad in love. He will curse us for the rest of his life, I can tell you."
"Why though, he's so young." Magnus wondered.
"We've got Emma, so we can't really bla her," Ragnar said.
Magnus nodded. His words were true. If there can be soone like Emma, then Sirius can exist too.
...
"Why don't you look at ? Didn't you want to see all this ti?" Sirius asked her.
But how could the poor Sophia turn around? She knew she was not what was claid. "Ah... I am feeling scared."
"Hehe, what's there to be scared, we've talked so much these days. I have also seen your photo. You look amazing, I swear. I haven't seen a beautiful girl like you before in my life." Sirius said and started to move closer to her.
Step by step, he kept on walking and talking.
"Your voice moved . I wanted to hear it from close. Although you sound a little different now, but that doesn't change the fact that I can hear you talk all day."
*STEP STEP*
...
Magnus felt like vomiting in the toilet booth. He sadly imagined Sirius turning on due to his voice, and his mind didn't show him any rcy.
*VOMIT FACE*
"NO NO! Don't vomit... co on, brother. Take a long breath." Ragnar panicked.
anwhile, Severus and Emma were holding their laughter from the other booth.
...
Outside the washroom, now only Peter was listening to it. Feeling jealous, that it's Sirius and not him in the place. ~If I could have a girl like her, life would be so beautiful.~
"Are you sure?" Jas was talking to Remus.
"Yes, 100 per cent. It's their work, I just know it. Just look at the damn na. Sophia Gonrys Antnus. Now add these letters to her surna. Mag[nus] Gr[ant] Em[rys] Pendra[gon]. See, it was him all along." Remus finally deduced.
"NOOOOOOOOoooo..."
All of a sudden a scream ca from inside. Jas' face turned pale. He looked at the door. "I'm afraid, we are too late to realise this."
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Inside, the climax was near.
"I know you were craving to et . You talked about doing things to yourself while thinking about ... *PAT*" He hugged her from behind. It was tight.
~Hmm... she's very skinny, but at least she has the fat in the right places.~ Sirius felt.
"Hehe..." Sophia chuckled shyly.
"Turn around for please, I want to see you." He whispered near her cat-ears.
But Sophia shook her head. So Sirius desperately moved to her front, wanting to admire her beauty. "Okay, if you don't want to, then I will co in front of y... ⊙ｏ⊙"
His wide smiling face slowly turned upside down. He noticed her face, huge eyes, blushing cheeks, long nose, red lipstick on her smiling lips, mascara on her eyes. But most importantly... Purple skin.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH..." This was not an exhaling scream, but an inhaling scream. One filled with despair, devastation and lancholy. He felt as if his lungs would blow out now.
[Sirius' Face - see paragraph comnt.]
Sirius paused. His heart paused. His lungs paused. His mind paused. His bloody life paused.
*THUD*
He fell back on his butt and kept on going back while his face lost all its colour, turning paler by the second. His eyes widened, nearly popping out.
And then the realisation struck him. "NO! NO! NO! NO!... THIS CAN'T BE!... What the FUCK!... OH! RLIN'S TITS! GOD NO..." His body visibly started to sweat.
He took another glance and felt like killing himself, "WHYYYY... I JERKED OFF TO YOU! AH... I CAN'T BREATHE..."
But then Sophia worriedly ca forward to help him. Terrorising him even further.
[See Sophia's face - paragraph comnt.]
"I'm not Sophia. I be Dobby. Is Mister Black okay?"
"NOOOO!"
*BAM*
Jas and Remus barged in after listening to his screams. The scene they saw shocked them, their hearts beca nervous and a genuine fear rose up.
"WHAT IS THIS THING? A mad elf? We were fooled by an elf?" Jas shouted. He felt the pain too as he had also admired her photo.
"WHERE? WHERE IS SHE? THE BEAUTY?" Like a desperate hungry wolf, Peter ran in.
"There she is, you can have her. All yours." Jas pointed to the elf.
*THUD*
Peter also fell back, his face looking the sa as Sirius. Although he had no chance, he was still dreaming of having a girlfriend like her and growing up with her, like a perfect couple.
"NOOO! I can't... this... too hideous even for ." Peter cried.
"Misters, I be Dobby. Do I look pretty?" Dobby asked while walking to Jas.
It truly scared them. The face was too much to handle. They felt their manhood threatened for so reason. "W-Who is your master, elf?"
"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf." Dobby scowled.
"Ah... calm down, calm down... yes yes.. you are free." Remus tried to ease him. He looked around.
"MAGNUS! I know you're here. Co out." Remus bellowed.
♫Ah, I can't. I don't want you boys to see . Go away first.♫
Magnus talked back in the girl's voice that filled them all along.
Jas facepald himself, "That bastard. Hang in there, Sirius. We can take revenge soday."
But Sirius's face looked pale, "H-how will I look at myself in the mirror now. I wanked to an elf. I wanted to smother the na of the Black family... but not like this."
"Oh no, he's going crazy." Jas shook Sirius.
*DOOR OPENS*
Magnus finally got out of the toilet. With him ca Ragnar, Severus and Emma. Oh, there was Myrtle too. She was still laughing in her high pitched voice.
Magnus confessed, "Okay, that was a prank. et Dobby, an elf I found roaming around my house. He used to be Abraxas Malfoy's elf but got set free after nobody renewed the contract."
*TING*
Sirius, like a mad dog, lept on Magnus. "You fucker, give back my self-respect."
"Calm down, dude. We're brothers, it was just a prank." Magnus replied.
"Calm? A prank? This scarred for life now. That was not a prank at all." Sirius raged.
But Magnus rolled his eyes and looked sternly at Sirius, Jas, Peter and Remus. "Really? I can say the sa then. You set a Slytherin girl's skirt on fire 2 months back, nearly making her butt-naked in front of 100 students. She cried that whole week and refused to go to classes in sha. Ragnar helped her with calming draught and I taught her so she can gain house points, to boost her confidence.
"Last year, you put a sleeping potion in a Ravenclaw boy's food, right before his O.W.L.s. He was a top student and got below-average marks. I asked Dumbledore to let him give exams again. Just before the winter break, you and Jas tried to trip poor Hagrid down the hill, wanting to see if his big fat body bounces or not.
"You should be the last one to talk about bad pranks, when your pranks have been harming people physically, ntally and education-wise."
This sowhat shocked everyone there. While the Gryffindor four were feeling ashad. Ragnar, Severus and Emma were just finding out the true reason behind this prank. It was a lesson.
"Fart pranks, water pranks, pranks that can be dealt quickly are the truly harmless ones. What you do leaves a bad and everlasting effect. In the long run, it will make people hate you. And when the ti cos, when you will need soone's help, they will ignore you. Do you want enemies? Or friends?" Magnus asked.
Sirius and Jas, who are always the masterminds, looked down on guilt. They did not know the aftermath of their pranks. They were just living in the mont, enjoying and laughing.
Sirius stamred, "I-I... We didn't... know the damage it was causing. We were too ignorant."
Magnus was happy as long as these two understood what they were doing was wrong. To lighten up the mood, he helped Sirius get up.
"I am sorry for playing with your feelings. But I wanted you to feel what your victims did. Now, as compensation, I promise I will find a girl just like Sophia for you... in this lifeti." Magnus promised.
Sirius took another glance at Dobby. "NO! I hate dark hair. Now I want a blonde."
Magnus folded his arms as if covering himself shyly, "WHAT? You want a girl... with blonde hair... just like ?"
Sirius' face turned ugly as he fell to his knees, *VOMIT*
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[A/N: Behold, the beauty, Dobby.]
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