Chapter 73 - Do you think she wants for my fa or my money?
Edited by Divetus
When Jing Huan returned ho, he felt a bit cold. He turned on the taps of his rarely used bathtub, planning to take a hot bath.
After only soaking for a little while, his cellphone on the edge of the bathtub vibrated.
It didn’t stop vibrating.
Jing Huan slowly reached for it.
Lu Wenhao: [Photo]
Lu Wenhao: @ Xiao Jing ya, how do you like my picture?
Gao Zixiang: Pretty good, gay enough.
Jing Huan looked at the photo, which was of him and Xiang Huaizhi from behind.
But… had they been leaning against each other so closely just now?
At the ti, he had just been chatting with him and hadn’t paid any attention to these kinds of things.
Xiao Jing ya: How much mory does your cellphone have? Should I send you so videos?
Lu Wenhao: Shit, you even watch videos? Please send.
Xiao Jing ya: ?
Lu Wenhao: I thought that handso guys like you don’t have any physiological needs. Quickly send so!
Xiao Jing ya: I gave you a rope, and you hung yourself with it? No videos, scram. Delete the picture, what are you taking pictures of your daddy for?
Lu Wenhao: No ah, I want to send it to the forum to get so experience points.
Xiao Jing ya: ??? [DieFor.GIF]
Lu Wenhao: No, you see, there were so many people on the road tonight, so soone else must’ve taken pictures of you two! It’s better for to co here in person than letting others post it. It just so happens that, when you get to level 7 in the forum, you can start creating groups. I’ll just have to trouble you with this post, how about it, Ge has the right idea?
Xiao Jing ya: You can try it if you want to die. 🙂
Lu Wenhao was, of course, joking with him. After a bit of banter, Jing Huan kicked him out of the group chat and didn’t add him back in until he was finished with his bath.
Jing Huan took a bath towel and didn’t wipe his hair for a while. He sat cross-legged on the sofa and scrolled through the forum.
He hadn’t opened the post that Chichi had sent over earlier because of his guilt. Now that he had so free ti though, he couldn’t resist wanting to take a peek.
The result was that he saw the forum was plastered with his own ga ID.
To be fair, when he had been all-powerful in his old server a few years ago, he hadn’t even been as flashy as now.
He read several posts and in the end, finally clicked on the hot post with Immortal ngng’s ID.
The first 300 posts on the topic either ridiculed Immortal ngng for being an unreasonable drama queen or ridiculed Xiao Tianjing for being mindless and shaless.
Jing Huan was used to it. Although he was still angry, he didn’t want to go up and knock so sense into those people.
The more he read, the more vexed he got. He also wasn’t reading carefully at that point, just quickly flipping through posts. He was just about to close the topic and leave when suddenly he was hooked in by another post.
342L: What the fuck. Latest news: Yearning For posted screenshots from the ga of him and Xiao Tianjing on his hopage! And the comnting section is only open to Xiao Tianjing alone…
344L: Not in Illusion server, screenshot please!
345L: [screenshot] It’s real…Yearning For couldn’t have read the post ba? Otherwise, how could the previous post have just said it, and then right after, he posted it?
355L: Could it be that Xiao Tianjing is a stalker around here. [shuts up]
Jing Huan frowned. What had the previous post said? Why hadn’t he seen it?
He flipped to the front few pages and after what felt like forever, found the post that the group had been talking about.
After he finished reading it, Jing Huan himself was confused.
Of course, he hadn’t cajoled Yearning For to post up their photos. Right now, he actually earnestly wished that Yearning For would imdiately turn on him and divorce him.
So… Why did Yearning For suddenly post their ga photos?
It couldn’t be that he had really read this post?
And he did all this just to make sure Jing Huan wouldn’t be laughed at by the people on the forum??
Jing Huan didn’t dare to think about it closely. He silently ditated on his guilt while closing the post.
At the sa ti, a ssage popped up at the top of the screen.
Xiang Huaizhi: Do you have class tomorrow afternoon?
Xiao Jing ya: Nooope, what’s the matter la.
After sending that, he only discovered a few seconds later that the person who sent the ssage was Xiang Huaizhi, not Yearning For.
… Fuck.
He looked at his “Nooope” and “la” and considered whether or not it was too late to take back his ssage.
Xiang Huaizhi: Running.
Xiao Jing ya: … Okay, around what ti, Ge?
Xiang Huaizhi: At 3, will that work?
Xiao Jing ya: [nodding]
Having pinned down the ti, Jing Huan hung up the bath towel on the balcony, locked the doors and windows, before returning to the computer and logging into the ga.
The first thing that he did after logging in was click on Yearning For’s ho page. Under his latest photo, there were more than 2000 likes.
Jing Huan glanced at it and then clicked on the comnt section.
As was said in the post, there was a line of bright red letters at the top of the comnt section—Yearning For’s comnt section is only open to his wife, Xiao Tianjing.
Jing Huan: “…”
He hadn’t even known that there was such a boring setting in NCH. How had Yearning For learned about it…
He hesitated and finally left a cat’s footprint in the comnts section. He didn’t want the place to seem too cold.
[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Jingjing! Co and eat lon!
[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: … My lon??
[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: No la, it’s about Immortal ngng.
[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Oh oh, what lon?
[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Weren’t you hunted down and killed by Regardless of Lovesickness before? It turns out, that at that ti, there was a side account that kept whispering in her ear and constantly splashing dirty water on Chunxiao and brainwashing her, so she would think that you, as Don’t Frown, and Chunxiao had sothing going on. In the end, who do you think the side account belonged to?
[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: … Immortal ngng?
[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: [frightened] You can even guess that!!!
…
Only a fool couldn’t guess that.
[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Immortal ngng wanted to replace Chunxiao as the deputy guild leader, and she hated you as Don’t Frown, so she tried this sche. Yet as a result, today, she asked soone to help her with her dailies, but she gave the wrong password, and everything was revealed.
Jing Huan wasn’t interested in this matter. He was about to just type out a few sentences in response when he discovered an interesting point.
[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: It was just a side account saying so things… and Regardless of Lovesickness believed it?
[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: It wasn’t that she believed it, but she just got a bit suspicious. How can there be love without suspicion these days? Even more with online dating where you can neither see or touch your partner… At that ti, Regardless of Lovesickness and Chunxiao really quarreled for a long ti. Fortunately, they had already been together for so long, so they didn’t break up over it, but it would be hard to say what would have happened with a pair with weaker feelings…
Jing Huan had never dated anyone, so how could he know about these things?
But what Love is For You to Eat had said did give him so other ideas.
A vague plan sprouted in his head, all in less than half a minute.
[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Of course, I didn’t an that online dating wasn’t good…
Jing Huan returned to his senses, his eyes shining slightly. He hamred out so words in reply.
[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Mmhm, I understand. The most important thing is understanding people la! Whoever dares to open a side account to badmouth Gege to , I’ll be the first one to refuse! I would definitely rush to the novice village and kill him!!
*
“Xiangxiang, help kill this quest’s boss,” Lu Hang said with his legs crossed to the person behind him. “It takes three people to activate the battle. Anyway, Xiao Tianjing isn’t online yet, so first get over here and help complete this thing.”
“Where?” Xiang Huaizhi asked.
“Wait at the main city transporter, I’ll co right away,” His cellphone rang, and Lu Hang set his character to automatically walk there while taking a look at his phone. After reading the ssage, he laughed. “You and Jing Huan are on our school forum again.”
Xiang Huaizhi didn’t care. ”Here now, hurry up.”
Lu Hang was really curious, and he couldn’t help but ask, “You were secretly photographed, aren’t you angry?”
“It doesn’t matter,” Xiang Huaizhi said lazily.
Lu Hang tutted two tis and looked at the photo again. “You don’t say, I was really scared that night… You two are really too ambiguous. No wonder other people think too much about it.”
Even he, as a close friend, thought that they were a bit much.
“Take it easy,” he said, half-jokingly. “Don’t forget that you’re a family man now.”
Xiang Huaizhi’s mouth pulled up at those words, and he gently let out an, “En.”
Entering the battle page, Xiang Huaizhi was about to start playing when he saw a line of yellow characters jump out.
【Your Huan Gege has added you as a friend 】
Because he had been gathering items from around the ga before, he hadn’t turned the ignoring strangers function back on. After seeing this prompt, Xiang Huaizhi opened the system settings and prepared to block the ssages.
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: God Xiang! I’d like to make a report! Xiao Tianjing is a very vain bad woman who has evil designs and is always changing her mind!!!
Xiang Huaizhi pointed his finger, clicked, and opened the person’s profile.
Your Huan Gege, Level 0 Fairy Fox Cave, one glance and you could tell it was a side account.
It wasn’t even worth killing.
As he was just about to blacklist him, he caught a glimpse of the other person’s personal signature.
Before each player created an account, NCH would force the player to fill out personal data, including the personal signature.
Your Huan Gege’s personal signature was “Kobe24”.
“…”
A guess floated in his heart, and Xiang Huaizhi frowned, his face showing a rare puzzled look.
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: God Xiang, why don’t you reply to !
[Stranger] Yearning For: ….
[Stranger] Yearning For: Why are you saying this?
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: Do you think soone, who as soon as they et you, tries to constantly latch onto you and purposefully tries to act cute and sweet is a good woman?!
[Stranger] Yearning For: ?
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: And you guys have been together for so long, and you have given her so many things, but what has she given you! Nothing! You have only given, but have gotten no gains!
Jing Huan sat in front of the computer, typing passionately, and splashing dirty water directly onto his own head.
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: She has such a sweet voice on the Internet, but she might not be like that in reality! Maybe she’s actually an unrivaled, super big, ugly girl! You see, her ga hopage doesn’t even have a selfie. It must be because she’s too ugly to show herself to people!
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: And if she really liked you, how could she go do fireworks and play in the arena with Qiufeng? Obviously, it’s because she wanted to hang onto both of you. If she couldn’t get you, then she’d take Qiufeng and marry him!
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: Think about it, think about it carefully!
Xiang Huaizhi read it and laughed. What role was he playing now?
One glance was enough to tell that this person was a first ti offender, full of loopholes, revealing his identity in every sentence.
It was as if he was afraid Xiang Huaizhi would believe these things.
Most of what Jing Huan had sent was copied from the forum.
He had noted down 38 golden sentences last night. As of now, he had only used five of them.
His eyes lingered on his notebook, just thinking about what to say next when he received a reply from the other person.
[Stranger] Yearning For: Finished thinking it through.
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: So?
[Stranger] Yearning For: I think you have a point.
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: ?
[Stranger]: Yearning For: Then do you think she wants for my fa or my money?
[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: ???
Shit?
Jing Huan was holding his notebook and froze in front of the computer.
No way…
How many ssages has Laozi just sent?!
You’re too easy to influence, aren’t you?!!
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Juurensha: Huanhuan: ….I haven’t even gotten through half of my notebook yet!!!!
Divi: What would you do if your online lover tried to splash dirty water on themselves? Huanhuan your ideas are too wild LMAO.
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