Chapter 196: Official Bulletin Board – seventeen
[It’s Going Fast] Second Event Thread 23 [Hell On Earth]
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I’m dead!
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My country is gone!
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Aren’t countries getting destroyed way too fast…?
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I an, when we consider that the Genocider took over the Beginners’ City near the start of the ga, I guess it can’t be helped that the top players can quickly take out countries now.
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Still way too fast though!
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Genocider is way too crazy, after all.
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She definitely doesn’t think like a normal person…
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Ah…
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Ah…
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I wanna capture the Genocider sohow…
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Ah…
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What happened?
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What happened!?
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[Breaking News] Hermagne’s capital was just invaded by an aerial group of assailants!
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Huh!?
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What the!?
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How are we getting an aerial attack in a di-fantasy ga…?
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Did soone sohow make an airplane?
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This is crazy!
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Bluer than indigo… ((See Translator’s Note at the end))
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High up in the skies…
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In an instant they all blow up…
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A hundred thousand…
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Pure white roses…
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Achoo!
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In a beautiful floral pattern…
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> 809
You ruined it…
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Don’t sneeze in the middle of it! Lol!
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Should we sing an old song or sneeze, such a hard decision! Lololol!
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Definitely sneeze! Lololol!
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Hermagne’s capital beca a ss while you all were singing…
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And to think we first thought that war in KSO would involve cavalry battles… We’re now seeing an aerial strike.
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Oh, and the attackers all seem to be assassins, by the way.
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Hermagne might be destroyed for good this ti around…
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Fire is rising everywhere, it looks like Hell on Earth over here.
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They’re really burning the capital down?
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As expected of the Genocider! Lol!
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Way too rciless! Lol!
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Well, I guess bombing the capital felt like a nice way of doing the last big attack in the event for her?
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Stop! Hermagne is too close to its death by now!
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Just what is this madness…?
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I guess she wanted to ss Hermagne up badly enough to the point it can’t compete with the Empire anymore…
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Oh, don’t worry, Absolutely Inviolable Area is making sure that the Empire is as devastated as Hermagne.
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Well, they’re big countries, so they can create whatever ss they want without worrying about wiping them off the map!
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Too horrifying! Lol!
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Small countries are crushed like ants, big countries are used as punching bags… Goodness.
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What a ss…
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I’m curious about what the power balance will be like between the remaining countries once the event ends…
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Well, Hermagne and the Empire will probably survive sohow. I don’t think there is enough ti left in the event to wipe those two out for good.
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Yeah, pretty much this.
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Yeah… They’ll survive sohow.
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Though I worry about the nightmare that will follow once the countries owned by Absolutely Inviolable Area and by the Genocide end up becoming major powers…
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We should imdiately set up a siege against the Wallace Kingdom and the Duchy of Carlia!
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As if any country can lend us the forces to lay a siege against those superpowers!
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Yeah, our best hopes would be to get help from Hermagne or from the Empire, but they’re currently being used as punching bags, so…
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If only we had one of them to rely on!
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Why did they have to invade at the sa ti!?
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Maybe it was planned…?
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Lol! They’re too crazy to plan things out! This was just bad luck!
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Stop it! The countries are already mostly dead!
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Don’t make a punching bag out of the poor countries!
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It’s only getting worse, lol!
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[Way Too Quick] Second Event Thread 31 [Too Many Destroyed Countries]
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The top players are fighting over Maria in the Beginners’ City now…
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Hymn’s Guru VS Yuu!
Ranka VS Perverted Gentleman
That looks pretty exciting!
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I pity poor Ranka.
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The almost-naked guy fighting a girl who already has to deal with one stupid pervert… That’s just sad.
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Reported!
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I have no idea what Yuu and Hymn’s Guru are doing anymore.
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Feels like a battle straight out of a buggy demo.
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Well, you can kinda understand it if you already know so of Yuu’s skills, but… Yeah, it’s a weird fight alright. Looks more like a circus presentation than an actual battle.
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I’m lost here.
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It presents itself as a battle, when it’s actually a circus show for the spectators!
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Lots of acrobatic movents being done, while Ranka and the Perverted Gentleman fight in the background! Truly a wonderful show!
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It’s definitely a circus! Lol!
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Hymn’s Guru passes through the ring of fire!
The Perverted Gentleman attacks Ranka!
Hymn’s Guru approaches while dancing through the mud!
Ranka repels the Perverted Gentleman by chanting her Sutras!
Yuu eats so red mushrooms and becos huge!
Hymn’s Guru jumps on top of his head to make him smaller!
The Perverted Gentleman shines brighter as he poses!
Ranka’s voice goes lower and lower as her disbelief goes higher!
What will actually happen next!?
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Lol!
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Lol!
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Lol!
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> 142
You’ve done a good job. You may rest now.
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I’ve been laughing so hard that I got a stomachache! Lololol!
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It’s nice to see a good tag team battle with the top players again. Kinda like the Hannes VS Genocider fight in the first event.
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Yeah, it’s good!
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I’m still laughing! Lol!
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What’s happening?
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It’s just crazy! Lol!
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Only the top players are not participating in the wars anymore! Lol!
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Well, it’s still exciting.
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> 154
It’s a different kind of excitent though.
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Yeah, I an… I thought I’d be amazed by an epic battle, not by Yuu’s circus show.
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They’re great entertainers though! Lololol!
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That they are, lol!
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I have no clue what Yuu is doing anymore!
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I can’t guess the effect of his skills from their nas…
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I rember what a few of them do, but I think he must have dozens of different skills, so it’s hard to keep track.
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I wonder what goes on in his head to pick those crazy skills…
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Not only that, but he is actually able to sohow use them effectively in combat… His capabilities are as praise-worthy as his weirdness.
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Yeah, Yuu is basically playing 5D chess with his skills at this point.
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By the way, he mostly focuses on testing stuff to them share detailed information on how they work, doesn’t he?
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Kinda amazing to see a pure supporter like him holding his own against a fighter like Hymn’s Guru…
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Guess he isn’t just a parasite then, is he!? Lol!
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Or rather, if Yuu is a parasite, then what are we, who just make use of the information he shares with us?
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Please say no more…
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Don’t involve us in this ss!
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Yeah! The ones talking in the forums while the event is still ongoing totally aren’t complete losers!
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Eh? Losers?
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Well, that’s not wrong, but still… Lol.
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I’m no loser, it’s just that my country lost.
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A crushing defeat.
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Well, better to lose to monsters like the Genocider, than to lose like the poor Holy Imperial Knights.
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Didn’t they just lose to the Genocider though?
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It was to NPCs actually…
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And the fight was… Well, quite sad.
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On a side note, I don’t think I’d be able to defeat Alexei even at the current point. I feel like I wouldn’t be able to keep up even though my level rose quite a bit since that ti.
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Well, the NPCs also had their level raised, so you’d be outleveled regardless.
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Yeah, the NPC that defeated Suragi also received a huge level boost since Alexei’s ti.
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Guess the Important NPCs won’t ever beco complete pushovers…
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How horrible!
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Such a an managent team!
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Well, what did you expect from KSO’s managent?
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Seeing a bullied boss? Lololol!
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That’s about right…
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Careful, maybe we’ll summon the boss again if we keep talking.
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Lol!
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*Translator’s Note: Sora no Shimpei (空の神兵 which can be loosely translated as “The Divine Sky Soldiers”) is a military Japanese song made during the middle of the second world war. It talks about Japanese soldiers that fall from the sky with parachutes and stuff like that. In post 804-810 (except 809), they’re singing parts of the song.
I considered reusing existing translations of the song in those parts, but I didn’t like the ones I found, so I made my translation on the spot.
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