Chapter 854: Chapter 25: East Sea Big Stage, Co If There’s Work for You_4 Chapter 854: Chapter 25: East Sea Big Stage, Co If There’s Work for You_4 “What is this?”
“Lipstick.”
Lin Xian said,
“Open the top cap and twist the bottom part, the moisturizing lipstick will co out.
Apply it to your lips to prevent dry skin.”
CC did as instructed.
She applied the so-called lipstick on herself for the first ti and smacked her lips.
It was sweet.
It seed to have a hint of orange flavor.
Very fragrant, very smooth.
“Pretty good.”
She whispered, her lips gleaming from the lipstick and the moonlight overhead, making her look exceptionally charming.
...
CC looked at Lin Xian and then at the lipstick she had just capped,
“Teacher Wei’s backpack really has everything…”
“Yes.”
Lin Xian agreed.
Deserving to be called the good companion of the Doraemon dream, his backpack always had useful things to offer.
One could tell…
Wei Shengjin had really prepared thoroughly for this long journey to Earth.
Too bad he seed to have a sowhat poor mory, having forgotten the location and existence of many items.
No matter.
Lin Xian was there to rember for him.
Thinking this,
Lin Xian reached into Wei Shengjin’s four-dinsional space backpack, took out a small handgun and put it in his pocket.
Then he handed a multi-function army knife to CC,
“Keep this, just in case.”
…
Afterwards,
as the moonlight was swallowed by the dark clouds,
Big Face Cat gave an order.
The night march, setting up human ladders, climbing over the wall, everything went smoothly.
Of course,
Er Zhuzi’s green sun hat was still kicked off by CC during a leap, and Lin Xian quickly picked up this ominous item and threw it back.
The pair once again reached the alley filled with loving couples.
Lin Xian craned his neck to look inside.
There were couples inside laughing, whispering secrets, touching hands and comnting on how white and small they were.
“What has Er Zhuzi taught you?”
Lin Xian turned around,
“Do you know how—”
He hadn’t finished speaking.
CC’s slender index finger hooked his chin, lifting his head.
Lin Xian froze,
bewildered by the provocative gesture:
“Hey, hey, hey, are you serious?”
“Don’t talk.”
CC looked into Lin Xian’s eyes,
“Er Zhuzi said, when Sister-in-law Lian and Big Face Cat were dating, she hooked Big Face Cat’s chin like this, and he, along with Ah Zhuang and San Pang, saw it.”
Well.
Lin Xian accepted this fact.
It seed that Er Zhuzi was indeed one who had the cunning but not the bravery of a low-tier Cao Cao.
So, Big Face Cat and Sister-in-law Lian were playing good gas behind everyone’s backs…
Lin Xian had thought Big Face Cat would be the dominant one, but it turned out that in their relationship, Sister-in-law Lian had taken the initiative.
No wonder Er Zhuzi was so anxious.
Finally…
The moonlight erged from the dense clouds, casting a clear frost to illuminate this corner bursting with spring, and in the eyes of Lin Xian and CC looking at each other, four moons appeared out of nowhere.
“Sorry for interrupting your act.”
Lin Xian held up his head, said in an uncomfortable posture,
“But how long are we supposed to keep this pose?
We can’t keep lifting the chin forever.
What should we do next?”
CC recalled Er Zhuzi’s lesson,
“Er Zhuzi said, I just keep hooking your chin, then you back away, and we keep this ambiguous posture as we leave this area, continuing ahead to the Queen’s castle.”
“No, isn’t this just too weird!
Do people really date like this?”
Lin Xian protested,
“I’m not a crab.
How could I walk backwards?
Besides, there are no eyes on my back, so we can’t just keep this awkward posture all the way, right?”
“This Er Zhuzi is really unreliable.
When he peeked at Big Face Cat and Sister-in-law Lian dating back then, did he just see this move?
What about the rest?”
Their intense exchange attracted unfriendly and skeptical looks from the couples in the alley.
As expected, believing in Er Zhuzi’s intelligence was a mistake in itself.
Soon enough, police officers with rifles and whistles were running over, followed by the alard couples,
“They look like intruders!”
Alert whistles blared.
“Ah.”
Lin Xian sighed, checked his watch—it was 9:30 PM—and it was about ti to go out to welco Zhao Yingjun and Yan Qiaoqiao to his ho.
“Forget it.”
He gave up and grabbed CC to run towards the Queen’s castle,
“Didn’t expect much today anyway, just consider it eliminating a wrong option.
Apparently, neither Teacher Wei nor Er Zhuzi is reliable.”
CC looked ahead and suddenly widened her eyes,
“Lin Xian!”
Lin Xian turned around.
He saw a huge dark gun barrel, pointing right in front of his face—
Bang!
…
…
…
In a corner of the bedroom, Lin Xian sat up from the bed again.
He rubbed his temples and sighed,
“What am I doing, taking a bullet in my dreams for?”
No denying.
Those love inspectors in The Fifth Dreamland of Queenstown are really annoying, always calling the police, managing way too broadly.
Getting up, he checked the bedside clock.
Zhao Yingjun should be arriving soon.
So, Lin Xian went to the bathroom to tidy his hair, changed out of his pajamas, put on his day clothes, and just as he ca out of the bedroom, he heard a knock at the door.
Opening the door,
the first thing he saw was Zhao Yingjun holding the Poranian VV and Yan Qiaoqiao next to her, holding a small backpack.
“Welco, welco.”
Lin Xian smiled and stepped aside to let the two won and one dog inside:
“Welco, Qiaoqiao, do you rember ?”
Whoosh.
Yan Qiaoqiao extended her judging index finger, just like the recently seen dark gun barrel, pointing at Lin Xian’s forehead:
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