638: 346 killer 638: 346 killer “A joke, you say?”
Xigou was utterly baffled and said speechlessly, “So it turns out that this restricted area only allows humans to enter, and no other creatures can get in.”
Dogs can only bark; they can’t tell jokes.
Zhixing mused, “I think the focus shouldn’t be on telling jokes, but rather on finding a way to make Tree Bark Face laugh.”
Xigou blinked and pondered, “How do we do that?”
Zhixing’s lips curled up slightly as he whispered, “Just follow my lead.”
He raised his hand and drew a circle above Xigou’s head.
Xigou was extrely speechless, baring his teeth in a grimace, and refused to cooperate.
Zhixing laughed, “Just try it.”
He drew another circle.
Xigou sighed quietly and cooperatively spun around in place joyfully.
Zhixing kept drawing circles, and Xigou kept spinning in place.
Then, Xigou beca dizzy and thudded down to the ground.
Zhixing looked up and noticed a change in Tree Bark Face’s expression.
Although he didn’t smile, his eyelids lifted, showing a curious look.
“It’s working, do it again!”
Zhixing imdiately picked up a stick and threw it out.
Xigou dashed out to catch it and brought it back.
Zhixing threw the stick again, and Xigou imdiately sprinted out, caught it, and brought it back.
This went on several tis until Zhixing suddenly made another throwing motion.
Xigou swiftly ran out and stared at the sky for a long while.
Huh?
Where’s the stick?
Xigou’s face was full of confusion, making him look particularly dumb and cute.
But actually, the stick was still in Zhixing’s hand; he hadn’t thrown it at all.
Upon seeing this scene, Tree Bark Face burst into a chrysanthemum-like smile.
The next mont!
The ground’s falling leaves lifted without any wind, swirling around and enveloping both Zhixing and Xigou.
Zhixing’s vision blurred as the leaves slowly fell.
The scene before them changed completely.
He and Xigou found themselves in a vast and flat wetland, lush with vegetation, a boundless green stretching as far as the eye could see.
The wind was strong, whistling freely.
“Chuff~”
Suddenly, a vague roar ca from a distance.
Zhixing’s gaze sharpened, his clear pupils reflecting the image of a monster.
It was huge, over a hundred ters long, with a long and agile neck, and thick and powerful limbs, leisurely walking in the wild.
“This is, a herbivorous Longneck!”
Zhixing was startled.
“Holy moly, a dinosaur!” Xigou also exclaid in shock.
Who would have thought that the indigenous creatures inside this fifth level restricted area would be prehistoric dinosaurs!
The next mont, Lady Dianhua also entered.
She imdiately cautioned, “Fellow Daoist, be careful.
There is a mutant beast here resembling the Dragon Clan, extrely ferocious and terrifying.”
Zhixing’s lips curled slightly.
When it ca to understanding dinosaurs, Lady Dianhua was only superficially inford, much less than him.
He replied, “You lead the way.”
Lady Dianhua nodded her head, and darted forward cautiously.
“Squeak!”
Before long, a few Winged Dragons flew overhead, seemingly noticing them and lingering behind.
After a while, as they passed through a hilly area, they encountered a group of “Swift Dragons,” not more than five or six ters in size, but as fast as lightning and thunder, and moving in groups.
This group of Swift Dragons also set their sights on Fang Zhixing and the others and followed them leisurely.
Suddenly, a wide river appeared up ahead.
Splash~
A huge beast was moving in the river, about fifteen ters long, looking like a combination of a man-eating shark and a lizard, with serrated fangs, fiercely exposed.
“Damn!”
Xigou widened his eyes and clicked his tongue: “This creature seems to be a Shark-toothed Dragon.”
No sooner had he spoken than there was a whooshing of strong wind overhead.
A hungry Winged Dragon could no longer hold back and dived down swiftly, following with a graceful glide, stretching out its claws, reaching for…
Xigou!
“To hell with you!”
“Flowing Wind and Returning Snow!”
Xigou, furious, leapt up and exposed his red fangs, biting into the wing of the Winged Dragon.
“Chomp!”
The Winged Dragon scread in pain and then crashed to the ground, rolling over with Xigou, blood splattering everywhere.
Xigou’s ferocity erupted, and with a tear of his fangs, he brutally bit off half of the Winged Dragon’s wing.
“Chomp chomp~” The Winged Dragon couldn’t help but wail miserably.
Xigou gave another fierce shake, and the Winged Dragon was imdiately thrown high and fell towards the river surface.
Suddenly, a Shark-toothed Dragon burst from the water, opening its gaping maw, catching this unexpected windfall.
The Winged Dragon fell into the Shark-toothed Dragon’s mouth, which bit down and burst its guts.
Yet before this ended, Xigou suddenly sensed movent behind him and turned his head around.
What he saw frightened him out of his wits.
A gaping maw raced toward the ground, snapping at the space between Xigou’s legs.
“Anal probe!”
Xigou’s scalp tingled, and he forcefully kicked back with his hind legs, flipping forward and narrowly escaping this peril.
But several Swift Dragons quickly pursued, each aiming for Xigou’s groin.
“Damn!”
Xigou completely lost it, his claws sweeping wildly, casting a shadow of claws.
Squelch~
Beneath the Blood Rain Claw, the Swift Dragons were dismbered, torn to pieces.
A strong scent of blood spread everywhere.
But before Xigou could catch his breath, three Shark-toothed Dragons in the river crept closer.
They were real Fifth Level Mutant Beasts, far more ferocious than the Winged and Swift Dragons.
The Shark-toothed Dragon in the middle lowered its head, gulping water, then raised its head and opened its mouth.
Squirt~
The river water condensed into a jet, shooting at Xigou like a high-pressure water cannon, incredibly fast.
“Damn!” Xigou jumped to one side, but the high-pressure water jet swiftly turned, closing in on Xigou.
Ultimately, Xigou couldn’t dodge it and was hit in the abdon by the water cannon.
“Mane Armor!”
Xigou was taken aback, hastily shaking his fur, enhancing his own defense.
Boom!
The high-pressure water cannon hit like it was striking a steel plate, emitting a piercing bang.
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