774 Don't Get Drunk Kids (1)
"Akira, stop kissing my foot!" Zeth exclaid. "I know that I'm very handso-even my feet, but that doesn't an that I want you to kiss it!"
"Ah, onions," Akira said as he snuggled closer to Zeth's foot. "I rember my mom's cooking. She should cut this right up so I can eat now!"
Sehun, whose face was red but was seemingly normal, glanced at Jay before gasping loudly.
"Guys, Jay's not breathing!" he exclaid. "Ile's dead! Let's call for an ambulance."
Ren clicked his tongue and poked Jay.
"He's fine," he deadpanned. "He's even snoring. I swear-you're so dramatic."
"Well, Sehun's been dramatic ever since. We just don't see it much since he keeps to himself. I think he secretly hates us," Casper calmly said.
June shook his head. "You weak links!" he exclaid. 'You can't even handle this much alcohol?" Jaeyong sniffed as June said those words.
"I can," he said, wiping his tears away. "I really can. I'm sorry. I'll do better."
Casper chuckled. "Such a crybaby. That's usually a sign that you were repressed as a kid. You didn't have the opportunity to show your feelings, so they're hard to control now that you're an adult."
"You're so noisy!" Ren said. 'I'm bored! Let's play sothing"
anwhile, Jisung giggled as he watched his mbers bicker.
"This is such a happy ti," he muttered. "I'm always happy when I'm with you guys."
"Where's my phone? I need to share this happiness with our fans!"
With that, Jisung started crawling on the floor.
June shook his head as he watched Jisung. "He's like a baby chick. I would love to have a baby brother like him. I should have asked my parents to make another boy when they were still alive. Now, they can't reproduce because they're buried six feet under the ground!"
For a mont, it seed like the boys beca sober.
"Dang, that's dark," Ren said.
The mbers of EVE continued to create chaos in their dorm.
In short, all of them were drunk out of their asses. Jay was passed out on the floor, unable to control his children.
Fortunately, aside from their drunk habits, none of them had slurred speeches, and they still understood each other pretty well.
"Aha! I found it," Jisung exclaid when he saw his phone under the table.
"I have to share this with astras," he said in a sing-song voice before going to his Navel account.
"What are you doing?" June asked, his eyes fluttering.
Jisung responded by speaking in a cheery voice instead.
"Hi, guys!" he exclaid, extending the hand that was holding his phone while waving the other. "How have you guys been?"
Jisung had, indeed, turned on the live option on Navel.
- Jisung! Hi there!
Jisung's face is red. So cute!
-Why did you go live this late in the night, baby?
- You seem so happy! Did sothing happen?
"I am happy!" Jisung responded with a smile that made his eyes crinkle. That made the audience crazy, and before he knew it, the number of people in the livestream reached a hundred thousand.
-Goodness. It's 1 AM! What is everyone doing so late?
It's never too late for Jisung!
- I have a special notification when the mbers of EVE go live. My body automatically got up as soon as I heard it.
Jisung giggled. "You guys should sleep if you want to. I'm just very happy, so I went here!"
Then, he panned his phone to his mbers, who were doing all sorts of things.
- What....are they doing?
- Is Akira on the floor resting his head on Zeth's foot while Zeth's talking to himself in the mirror?
What's Ren doing? He's speaking to himself.
-Wait, why is Jaeyong crying with Sehun? Did sothing happen?
- And who's body is that on the floor?
-Guys, are you drinking?
- Eyy, that's not possible! Why would an idol group go live when they're drunk?
Casper sat closer to him and bowed. "Oh, astras?" he asked. "It's , Casper. We're drinking right now. That's why the mbers are like this."
-...- They are drinking!
- Kekekeke, I can't take this! They're the only group who has the courage to do this!
- Hey, won't they get into trouble?
- Who cares? They look very cute right now!
- Let us see June, please.
"Ah, June?" Casper exclaid when he saw his na in the comnt section. With that, he pulled June closer to the cara, revealing his red face and ssy hair.
Nonetheless, he looked very handso, and he shot arrows in the hearts of the fans.
- Kyaaa! June is still so handso!
- They all look handso. When I drink with my friends, I look like a bloated pufferfish.
- A pufferfish is already puffy, though.
- Exactly. That's how bad I look.
"Hi, guys," June said, waving his hand.
"June is so handso, right?" Casper asked. "He deserves his popularity so much."
Jisung nodded in agreent. "He's the best big brother in the entire world!"
June shook his head in amusent. "Anyway, do you guys want to hear a story?" he suddenly
asked.
The mbers of EVE, who were at the back, also paid attention to June.
- Yes, please! We would love to hear your stories, June.
You could talk about dog poop, and I'd still listen to you.
What is it, our lovely June?
"I haven't told anyone this before," he giggled, leaning closer to the cara.
The angle was quite weird, but since it was June, he still looked great.
"I'm not from this world," he whispered.
Despite his soft voice, the other mbers still heard him.
They all turned silent, trying to internalize June's words.
The comnt section had beco awfully slow, too, almost as if they were also processing
June's story.
"I ca here after I was shot!" he continued.
"Then, before I knew it, I was in this body"
"I'm a tough guy! I'm part of a gang!" he exclaid.
Just then, the room was filled with laughter, making June frown.
The comnts, too, went unbelievably fast.
June is so fricking cute! Have you been reading scary stories?
- Omo. What should we do with June? He's so precious!
- I want to squish his face.
- If June says he's a tough guy, then he's a tough guy
- No, he's my Pookie.
anwhile, his mbers' laughter beca even louder, making him frown.
"I'm telling the truth!"
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