Chapter 711: Chapter 711 Red and Prosperous in a Daze_1
The shout was earth-shatteringly loud, soaring straight to the heavens—let alone Purple Sumrs, probably the entire school’s teachers and students heard it!
Purple Sumrs stood frozen at the classroom door, completely dumbfounded.
What’s going on?
The classmates burst into raucous laughter, leaning this way and that.
Jane McCain ran over with a big laugh, pulled Purple Sumrs back to her seat, and asked, “Surprised? Thrilled?”
Purple Sumrs: “…”
Surprised, she wasn’t, but thrilled… indeed quite thrilling…
Not long after, the teacher walked in, also with a smile on her face, saying, “Alright, let’s not tease Purple Sumrs anymore. A good-natured joke is okay, but pranks in moderation, please. Let’s start the class now.”
Only then did the classroom atmosphere start to settle down, and the students opened their textbooks to begin listening to the lecture.
Jane McCain passed Purple Sumrs a note, asking if she liked the surprise gift she had prepared.
She said that initially, the plan was to gather everyone at the school entrance to welco her, but the shouts there were too scattered and, besides, it had gotten cooler lately, so they ended up settling on the classroom instead.
A row of black lines fell on Purple Sumrs’s forehead as she clenched her teeth and sent a ssage back to Jane McCain: Thanks a lot!
Jane McCain tried to stifle her laughter, burying her head in the textbook and giggling nonstop.
After the class was over, she ca back to make a deep bow to Purple Sumrs, apologizing with an utterly unruffled bystander’s joy.
Purple Sumrs pinched her face with both hands, squeezing hard for a good while to vent her anger.
Jane McCain pulled Zara Jason over, trying to hold back her laughter as she explained, “Seriously, you can’t bla ! Zara can vouch for —I just made a suggestion to pick one of your most ear-piercing statents from the court debate to yell out as encouragent. But everyone insisted on choosing this line, what could I do?”
Zara Jason, also struggling to keep back her laughter, nodded and said, “Yeah, we picked several sentences, all of them seed great, but everyone thought they were too long to shout with force, and the legal jargon was hard to rember, so we ended up choosing this one.”
Purple Sumrs put a hand to her forehead and closed her eyes with embarrassnt, not wanting to face any of this.
But Jane McCain insisted she watch, taking out her phone to show her the video clip.
“Which version is this?” Purple Sumrs asked in surprise, “How is it different from the one I’ve seen? It even has subtitles.”
“Purple, don’t act like an old lady, okay? These are bullet comnts, bullet comnts!”
Jane McCain’s delicate fingers flicked lightly, landing exactly on the part where Purple Sumrs was questioning Charlotte Bishop’s lies, and the whole phone screen was completely filled with “foreskin”!
“…” Purple Sumrs was speechless.
“Look at the comnts below.”
Jane McCain read to Purple Sumrs, “… I never knew this sentence could be spoken with such rectitude and vigor; it’s not vulgar, not lewd, but imasurably noble. And this comnt: ‘Foreskin has taken on a different significance in my life.'”
The first comnt was the most liked, while the others were mostly jokes about going in groups to get circumcised—let’s make an appointnt, let’s go, and all sorts of chaos.
Purple Sumrs murmured uncomfortably, “I don’t think this is right; the courtroom is a solemn place, it’s not appropriate to be entertained like this…..”
Jane McCain laughed loud and slapped her, “Ha ha! Oh, you’re so serious, haha….”
Purple Sumrs: “…”
Where’s the humor in all this?
Purple Sumrs finally began to feel the problems that co with overnight fa; not only were her classmates paying attention to her, but students from other classes also ca over like they were viewing a gorilla, and so even sneakily took photos of her!
After several more frustrating classes, the horoom teacher asked her to stop by the office.
Purple Sumrs was a bit apprehensive, wondering if this could be considered disrupting the school’s educational order.
It turned out to be a false alarm; the horoom teacher just wanted to know how the judicial examination went. Purple Sumrs breathed a sigh of relief, reporting her estimated score to the teacher with precision, which should be enough to get her into the next round.
The teacher was reassured and let her go back to class, smiling before she left and saying, “You did a good job in court, especially with that sharp questioning about the foreskin.”
Purple Sumrs: “…”
Teacher, please don’t do this!
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