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Chapter 272 – Florida Man, Who Previously Claid Immortality from 33 Days of Sunbathing, Now Diagnosed with Skin Cancer.

The massive amount of lifespan reminded Leo of the grindy days on Earth. He shed a tear of joy and elation.

"Finally, my lifespan reaches the cap. Well, since it has co to this, I might as well splurge so."

Leo tried to open his gacha screen.

DING

"…"

Unfortunately, the gacha system was tied to the shop domain system. Because of the restriction, he couldn't access it outside of his domain.

Without a choice, Leo checked sothing else. He recalled that the excess lifespan was stored as online shopping credits. Thus, he opened the online shopping system to see what he could buy from it.

"The system ntions the soul upgrade thingy. I think I saw it when I was on Earth, but I didn't buy any for a reason. What was its na again?"

Leo input a search keyword 'Soul Upgrade' into the search box and proceeded. The online shopping system projected a loading screen for a mont before it displayed a new page.

The number of items was filtered from zillions of icons to seven. Leo read the list one by one.

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Soul Upgrade (LITE)

Max Cultivation Base: Immortal

Max Lifespan Capacity: 255 Years

Increase Cultivation Aptitude: E

Price: 10 Years of Lifespan.

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Soul Upgrade (LITE )

Max Cultivation Base: Deity

Max Lifespan Capacity: 65,536 Years

Increase Cultivation Aptitude: D

Price: Earth Fate Crystal 200 Years of Lifespan.

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Soul Awakening

Max Cultivation Base: Sage

Max Lifespan Capacity: 65,536 Years

Increase Cultivation Aptitude: C

Enable Dantian Universe

Dantian Universe Capacity: 65,536 Stars

Price: Sky Fate Crystal 10,000 Years of Lifespan.

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Soul Awakening Pro

Max Cultivation Base: Entity

Max Lifespan Capacity: 65,536 Years

Increase Cultivation Aptitude: B

Enable Dantian Universe

Enable System Hints & Quests

Dantian Universe Capacity: 65,536 Stars

Price: Heaven Fate Crystal 30,000 Years of Lifespan.

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Soul Enlightennt

Max Cultivation Base: Karmic Sovereign

Max Lifespan Capacity: 2,147,483,647 Years

Increase Cultivation Aptitude: A

Enable Dantian Universe & Karma River Hosting

Enable System Hints & Quests & System Shops

Dantian Universe Capacity: 4,294,967,296 Stars

Price: Heaven Fate Crystal 50,000 Years of Lifespan.

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Soul Enlightennt Pro

Max Cultivation Base: Transcendent Level 10

Max Lifespan Capacity: 2,147,483,647 Years

Increase Cultivation Aptitude: S

Enable Dantian Universe & Karma River & Soul Creations

Enable System Hints & Quests & System Shops & Simulation Mode

Dantian Universe Capacity: 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 Stars

Price: Entity Fate Crystal 1,000,000,000 Years of Lifespan.

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Soul Matrix

Max Cultivation Base: Singularity Level 100

Max Lifespan Capacity: 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 Years

Increase Cultivation Aptitude: EXTRA

Enable Dantian Universe & Karma River & Soul Creations

Enable System Hints & Quests & System Shops & Simulation Mode

Dantian Universe Capacity: 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 Stars

Price: Karmic Fate Crystal 1,000,000,000 Years of Lifespan.

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Aside from the Soul Matrix's package, the rest of the items were greyed out and were marked as [PURCHASED].

Leo tilted his head in confusion as he didn't rember buying any of these. A minute later after reading the description again, Leo rembered why he didn't pay attention to these upgrades.

"Right. At that ti, I was grinding for the transmigration fee. Man, if I knew I could cultivate, I wouldn't have spent two billion years on sothing nonsense. It was a scam!"

Leo regretted spending two billion years to transmigrate to a cultivation world. He wished he learned so cultivation techniques by buying sothing from the system shop instead of wasting his precious YOL for sothing he could have easily achieved.

As refunding was impossible, Leo accepted the reality and looked at the price of the last item.

Karmic Fate Crystal…

That was Leo's bottleneck. He only had entity fate crystals, but he never ca across the elusive karmic fate crystals. He wondered where he could get it from.

Since Leo could not buy it now, he could only admire the system screen and the PNG icon. He deeply sighed and lanted his fate for being poor.

"Fine. I can't expand my lifespan cap right now, but I still have credits. Oh, wait. Is there anything I can gift my people or Esen in here?"

Leo thought about gifting this perk to Esen as a wedding gift. He checked the other upgrades that the store listed as PURCHASED.

Testing the system, Leo added one of the items to a cart and proceeded to the checkout screen.

Unfortunately, there was no [PURCHASE AS GIFT] button. Leo deeply sighed in resignation.

"You stinky system. Can't I buy sothing for soone else? You could have made more money. What a lousy business model. You should learn it from STEAM or AMAZON!"

DING

"…"

Leo was taken aback by the sudden response. In silence, Leo searched the keywords and found the perk.

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Gift System

Price – 1 Year of Lifespan

This system allows you to gift or bestow a friend your lifespan, system abilities, system skills, system attributes, or anything related to the system. You can also purchase a system perk and gift it to your friend.

Perk Description

Enable [Purchase as Gift] in the Online Shopping System

Enable [Bestow System]

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This system was almost free. In Leo's eyes, it cost nothing!

"Dammit! You should have told earlier that you have this! I wouldn't have wasted so much ti and energy if I had this perk!"

DING

"Yeah, screw you, system."

"HEY!!"

Leo scread in anger and punched the system screens. However, his punches only hit empty voids.

DING

"DAMMIT! YOU SON OF A %##@!!"

Leo lost it for 10 minutes.

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After regaining his composure, Leo purchased the gift system. Checking the new toy, a new system screen appeared.

The screen displayed three tabs – Lifespan Bestowal, System Skill Bestowal, and System Perk Bestowal.

The perks were simple. Leo could give away a skill or dao that he didn't need to one of his subordinates or friends. However, Leo would lose that ability afterward.

From his point of view, gifting a skill to a subordinate was excessive. He could always exploit the library facility to create skill books and gift them instead. Only the system bestowal and lifespan bestowal were useful.

In the past, Leo could trade lifespan by using the shop domain system as a dium. But with the lifespan bestowal ability, he could use it outside of the domain.

Also, the system perk bestowal might be in handy. Testing the system's perk, Leo tried to purchase the 'Soul Enlightennt Pro' package so that he could gift it to Esen as a wedding gift.

A [Purchase as Gift] button appeared in the shopping cart nu as Leo had predicted. He grinned and pressed on it.

A list of his friends and subordinates appeared next. Leo scrolled down and found Esen's na. He ticked her na and pressed [Proceed].

DING

It sounded painful to lose one of the few entity fate crystals. Still, Leo wasn't worried.

He gazed toward the distance where he had killed Eleanor earlier. Although it was faint, he sensed several glowing crystals floating freely in the void.

'I should get those first and use them to exchange. I can't afford to lose my power.'

After thinking it through, Leo reinforced the ti domain ability, focusing on the suspended beams of death rays. Leo also circulated his Qi and rubbed the alien ring to warm it up.

His blood boiled while his muscles expanded. When the preparation was ready, Leo instantaneously blinked, teleporting a light years' worth of distance. He pressed the alien ring on the massive crystal one after another and hurried back.

WHOOSH

It took Leo 0.25 seconds to complete the sequences. He returned before the ti domain was dispersed.

"HMM!"

Leo reinforced the ti domain again. This ti, the ray of death beams didn't move an inch.

The mission was a success.

DING

Eleanor was rich. She had been collecting so many crystals that Leo was envious of her.

"Your mother is rich, girl. Well… WAS rich. They're mine now! HEHEHEHEHE!"

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