Chapter 271 – Florida Man Claims Immortality Achieved After 33 Days of Sunbathing
While the clock was ticking, Leo floated in space, staring at the frozen beams from the cylinder warships. 50 beams ford 50 pillars, threatening to punch through the planet below.
"Pushing the entire planet out of the way? But if I do that, the planet might go out of the orbit path. It will surely ruin the ecological system and the weather cycles. Also, I have never pushed a planet in my life. Even if I do it, I might end up digging the ground and find myself in the depths of the planet instead. No rock or natural soil can withstand that force. Hmm… What to do?"
Even though Leo was not the smartest, he racked his brain to find the best solution. He always thought of the worst-case scenarios and the aftermath whenever he ca up with a solution.
Pushing a planet out of the beam's trajectory was impossible as the planet couldn't withstand such a kinetic force. Leo might end up destroying it instead.
Moving the cylinder ships was also not an option. As the beams had already concentrated a mass of Qi and unleashed a beam, 50% of the energy was gathered at the tips of the death rays. In addition, the remaining force still followed the energy balls within the light, and they would hit the planet eventually.
Then, there was a third option. Leo could deflect, block, or absorb the concentrated energy balls at the tips of death rays first. Then, he could lessen the damage to the planet and protect the innocent people of the planet.
"Probably third choice. It's gonna be a grind."
Leo tested his theory. He flew toward one of the mass of energy balls at the tip of a beam. Then, he punched it.
The hit connected and caused a ripple. The energy ball slightly shrank and bounced backward, dispersing energy everywhere. So of the light particles fell on Leo's arms and hands.
DING
"HMM?!"
Leo widened his eyes in astonishnt. He couldn't believe what the system had inford him.
"I CAN GAIN LIFESPAN FROM THIS?!"
Enlightened, Leo moved around and bathed himself in the particles of light.
DING
The system did not disappoint him. This confird Leo's hypothesis.
He burst into laughter. "Oh, my goodness. What a hack!!"
Instead of punching the condensed ball of light, Leo stretched his hand and sank his fingers into the mass.
DING
This changed everything. Leo changed his plan.
He threw himself into one of the masses and bathed himself in the light.
"NOM-NOM MOTHERHUMPER!!"
DING
DING
DING
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While carrying a hundred innocent elves with his Qi, owow looked up and gazed at his master.
"What is he doing?" Asked owow.
Aslan was nearby. He had been pushing a cartwheel, carrying a dozen of children toward the portal. He followed owow's gaze and looked up.
"Nom-Noming, perhaps."
"Nom-Nom…what?"
"Energy draining. The usual stuff."
"Has he learned the vampiric touch or energy drain dao before?"
Aslan snickered, "Read his mory again. He has already copied a bunch of daos and skills from many experts. Your lord is a hard worker."
"Copy… Right. The simulation system. That system is a cheat. I still couldn't believe that you got your hands on that entity fate crystal with this system."
"That's where you're wrong. Entity fate crystals never have that ability. At best, it can only give so assisting perks and quality-of-life perks in exchange for a portion of the karma contract or life force. What he has is the latter type."
owow nodded as he was less inford than Aslan. He gazed at his master, wondering what Aslan had planned for his son.
"Say, Aslan. I know he's your son, but what are you planning for him? I can't read his fate at all after he has unlocked the simulation mode."
Aslan shrugged, "Returning the favor, I guess."
"Returning the favor? Oh…" owow's expression changed. He recalled the secret of Aslan and Leo's existence. "In the end, we're a bunch of NPCs, huh?"
"Yup. From the very beginning, this universe is tailored for him all along."
"You sick son of a…" owow wanted to curse Aslan for this master plan. Still, he couldn't hate the guy.
"Let's keep serving him." Aslan raised his fist, "For the universe and our future."
owow sighed and fist-bumped the guy, "For your son and my future harem."
"Screw you, sicko. One of these days, I'll reincarnate you into a body of a clone and wipe your mory!"
"Hehehehe! I've already foreseen my distant future. I'll have over a hundred sexy concubines and a warm family! I'll live a good fulfilling life!"
"Yeah, and you will suffer. Your son will suffer. So of your wives will also die and suffer because of you."
"…"
owow shut his mouth and pouted. He snorted, "I'll make sure to learn one of our lord's abilities for that day."
"Yeah, you will. I suggest you master this ti domain ability. It will be useful for the future."
"I know. I also want that simulation mode too…"
"… You greedy dumbass."
The n laughed and continued working.
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33 days later…
owow, Aslan, and Lucky managed to transfer five million elves to the other side. They also sent ssages to owow's concubines and Esen, asking them to assist them in accommodating and controlling the refugees.
Esen and owow's concubines exchanged ssages by throwing letters into the portal as they couldn't leave yet. They learned about the developnt and the predicant of the refugees.
Unfortunately, there were over 100 million elves on the planet. Leo's subordinates couldn't save everybody by themselves, though none of them cared.
After all, they were confident in their lord's abilities.
In the orbit, Leo bathed in the middle of the 48th beam. He snored and floated there, absorbing the light and the Qi.
DING
Every second, a ssage inford Leo of his gain. The number of unread ssages accumulated, but Leo no longer looked at it. He was tired of reading every ssage.
"KOK"
Finally, Leo's pig-like snoring ended. He rubbed his eyes and deeply yawned. Glancing at the ssage screen, Leo pressed the [Mark All as Read]. Then, he checked his bank balance.
"Eh? Already? This is kinda déjà vu."
Leo had seen this number before. He felt like it was yesterday.
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