Chapter 396 The Recap that will end all Recaps
[Asteria]: To all the hoomans that are still reading this book... Congratulations to all of you! You have all been blessed by my presence! Hahaha, now co and prostate for ! Co here, and lick my-"
[Alex]: Asteria, what the f**k are you talking about? Shouldn’t we be doing a Recap chapter now? Why are you suddenly insulting the readers?
[Asteria]: You’re asking on why am I insulting the readers? Heh, I am insulting them just because I can!
[Alex]: It’s because of that attitude of yours that many drop this book. Can’ you improve your attitude, even by little?
[Asteria]: Ha? You want to follow the whims of the readers? Hell no! If they don’t like , then they can drop this book! I don’t care if they read this or not!
[Alex]: Are you sure? You know, the author will be just wasting his ti writing if only few reads his work. You don’t want the author wasting his ti, right?
[Asteria]: Hmph, ite reason that so drop this book was because of the author himself! He has no consistency, and he just introduces new plot points whenever that he can! Does he not know that doing that will saturate this novel? No wonder so of the reviews on this book ca from bots...
[Alex]: Shh... Don’ tell that to the author. He will be saddened by that.
[Asteria]: Heh, it’s too late now. He can see our conversation from his laptop!
[Alex]: Why don’t we just do the Recap already? The author wanted to write a Recap chapter, so we must not waste ti anymore!
[Asteria]: Wasting ti? Hmph, the author only wants to write a recap chapter because he was still too lazy to start Volu 7. Heh, I think he is not even sure on how to start this volu! Hey hooman, what will be the story of Volu 7 again?
[Alex]: I think it’s about a man’s journey to reclaim what is rightfully his... I guess that’s what the author is thinking right now...
[Asteria]: Hooman, that is seriously cringy. I had heard a lot of stories like that before. Is this how low the author had fallen already? Has he fallen so low that he’s now copying ideas from stereotypes?
[Alex]: ...Let’s stop talking about the author already. Even if he’s good at receiving complaints, I am not sure if he can withstand your barbed mouth...
[Asteria]: Fine hooman! I will stop ’wasting ti’ already!
[Alex]: Good. So just like what we have agreed before, you will be the one to start this. After all, you can get the attention of the readers more.
[Asteria]: Fine... I will start the Recap. But hooman, rember to give 3 jars of honey later! If you don’t, I will have a tantrum that will be worse than Sierra’s!
[Alex]: ..
[Asteria]: ...
[Alex]: ...
[Asteria]: Ehem, so for starters let’s tell the readers what this recap will cover. Alex, take it away!
[Alex]: Wait, what? You want to speak already after short intro? Asteria, you little bit-
[Asteria]: Oi hooman, I started it already, so now you should continue it!
[Alex]: Tsk, you really are a scummy fairy. Do you think that just because you are my Guide that I will let you off from all that you did? Hmph, I will make sure to properly discipline you later!
[Asteria]: Hehe, why don’t you just zip your mouth and start talking? The author is already getting hungry, you know? He needs to eat already!
[Alex]: ....
[Asteria]: ...
[Alex]: You damned fairy. Just you- hoooh... Calm down Alex. You shouldn’t waste the word count with argunts. That will be just cheating. Calm down, just calm down. Okay... I am calm already. Hoooh... okay, let’s do this!
[Asteria]: ...
[Alex]: Good day to all the readers of this novel! If you are still here, then feel free to read this recap! This will help you rember the events in the previous volu! This will also help you save ti!
[Asteria]: Hooman, that cheerful voice sounds creepy. Can you tone it down a little?
[Alex]: This recap will cover the events that happened in the Volu 4 and Volu 5 of this novel, with the focus mostly on the characters. Don’t expect this to be detailed, as the author is too tired to make it detailed. Just be satisfied with what is here, ok?
[Author]: Please be satisfied...
[Alex]: After the thrilling events in the Superhuman World, my team were brought by the Endless Monarch at the Four Moons World. There, we were given the Mission to discover the truth about the Calamities. There are so miscellaneous events that happened during these tis, but they are too insignificant to be said here. Just rember that I kicked a lot of ass here!
[Asteria]: ...
[Alex]: With my power and my allies’ power, we were able to help the Symbolists get through the Calamities easily! Not only that, but I also gave them a chance to discover the truth about the Calamity! Hahaha! For , that is a great definition of ass kicking!
[Asteria]: You said that you kicked a lot of ass? Are you sure about that? What about the people that you fought on the Moons? Can you really say that you kicked their ass?
[Alex]: ...
[Asteria]: Hmph, for all of you readers out there, please take note of this. In the Four Moons World, there are three other Traveler Teams that appeared, with each one of them having the sa Mission as Alex. All of them had their unique powers, which makes them dangerous enemies for Alex.
[Asteria]: There’s Traveler Ray, whose ability is making bombs. Accompanying him were Noelle and Vera. Vera is a powerful martial-based fighter, while Noelle is an assassin with an unhealthy obsession for her ruler. Altogether, this small but malicious team had wreaked havoc on a lot of lives in the Four Moons World.
[Alex]: You forgot to ntion that fact that Ray has a punchable face. You should have said that earlier.
[Asteria]: The next one is Traveler Delia. She’s an extrely talented Spermaster-
[Alex]: You an Spearmaster.
[Asteria]: ...She’s an extrely talented Spearmaster, and she’s also the Envoy of the Holy Order PLane. Accompanying her were two young but highly talented kids. The first one is Tong’er, a Spiritualist whose skills can be comparable to that of a Soul Reaper, although her focus was more on suppression and sealing. The second Companion is Milo, whose power is Triplication. Don’t ask what that word ans. Go**le that by yourself!
[Alex]: You want the readers to go**le that? Asteria, you’re still as lazy as usual.
[Asteria]: Hmph, don’t call lazy when I already had spoken 173 words in the Recap...
[Alex]: Oh, now you’re insulting my ability to speak? Hmph, fine then. I shall finish this recap for you!
[Asteria]: Hey, don’t just-
[Alex]: The last Traveler that I t was Malthus. According to Asteria, this person was a higher-up in the Goethic Order Plane. Well, with the powers that he had shown before, I can say that he is really dangerous. And that danger will only increase once we et him again...
[Asteria]: Hooman, don’t try saying those things. That can trigger a flag, you know?
[Alex]: A flag? Hmph, with the way that this author writes this novel, flags are just the things of the past! Just you wait, I am sure that the author will put a twist in this volu!
[Asteria]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it, the author is cool already. Now, can you continue the recap? You still have soone to talk about.
[Alex]: Ha? But I already covered the important characters. Who do you want talk about yet?
[Asteria]: Hooman, there’s literally one person in that world that has been inside you for the majority of Volu 5. Why are you not talking about him?
[Alex]: Ugh, I am already doing my best to not think about that guy, and here you are, doing your best to ss it up. Fine, you want to talk about Emperor Litch, right? Okay then, I shall talk about that sleazy bastard!
[Asteria]: Go on, tell us about your beef with that man! Tell us about your past with him in great detail!
[Alex]: So this Emperor Litch used his Conqueror’s Aura to possess my body. After that he proceeded to wreak havoc using my powers. He even put so Travelers in danger because of his actions. Fortunately for , I was able to expel Emperor Litch out of my body. Aside from that, I was able to steal 50% of his soul and power, which greatly weakened him. I could have killed him already at that ti, but he managed to escape because of a chicken. Up until now, nobody knows where he went, and no one has caught him...
[Asteria]: Okay, I know that already. Now, tell us about your past with him!
[Alex]: Why should I? If I do it here, this chapter will be too long. If that happens, then the premium readers will be unable to unlock this! I can’t let that happen!
[Asteria]: ...This author is so cheap. He is just delaying Alex’s backstory since he still had no idea on what to write about it. Tsk, tsk, tsk. What a lazy bum. If I were the writer of this book, many readers will already be crying from my words!
[Alex]: Then do it. Go out and write. Let’s see if you can make a better work than the author.
[Asteria]: ...
[Alex]: What’s the matter? Why are you not writing anything? I thought it’s just easy for you?
[Asteria]: H-hey hooman, let’s forget about my writing skills already. We still have a paragraph left for the Recap. Why don’t you let say it now?
[Alex]: ...Fine. But I will make sure to observe your writing prowess later.
[Asteria]: ...
[Alex]: ...
[Asteria]: Umm... s-so, back to the Recap! After Alex and his allies had a massive battle with the other Travelers and Emperor Litch, a sudden change in events forced the mission to be in hiatus. So of the rewards were held back, and the Travelers were forcefully brought away to different worlds. None of them, including Alex can co back, unless they finish their mission in their new world. Fortunately for Alex, he finished the mission assigned to him!
[Alex]: Because of that, I am now coming back to the Four Moons World with better arsenal and stronger abilities. Everyone, wish luck on Volu 7. I had a feeling that I will need a lot of luck in this volu...
[Asteria]: And that’s it! That’s the end of this Recap Chapter! Next chapter will be the prologue for Volu 7, I guess? Or will it be the first chapter of volu 7?
[Alex]: Maybe it will be the prologue, but the author will not title it as a prologue.
[Asteria]: Hah? Why would he do that?
[Alex]: Asteria, most readers will skip the prologue since it looks unnecessary. The author did the sa thing with manga and other novels, so he has the feeling that readers will do the sa thing here.
[Asteria]: Hooman, I think this author is just as scummy as you. If he can do things like this, then maybe he is just as sly as you in real life! What do you think? Is the author really like that?
[Alex]: Why don’t you ask the author? He’s right behind you already. Just ask the question, and he will answer it.
[Asteria]: Erm... maybe I will just ask him next ti. I think now is not a good ti...
[Alex]: Why? Are you afraid that the author will kill you off in Volu 7? Tsk, tsk, tsk, so you are actually a scaredy cat.
[Asteria]: What did you say?
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