Chapter 114 Online Shopping
Kay, my pc is fine now, although I am already tired from the field trip, so next real chapter will be released tomorrow. For now, let’s read transcripts about Asteria’s struggle with buying stuff from people online.
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(That ti that Alina wanted to extend her food supply)
►Asteria
Hey! Why are you not answering my query?
►JoeDennison
I am sorry mam, but there is no way that we can just se;l a whole beehive farm to you.
►Asteria
You can’t? But isn’t this the place to talk to people to buy stuff? Why can’t buy a beehive farm then?
►JoeDennison
Mam, I maybe a farr, but don’t think that I am stupid. Land properties cannot be just sold at a whim, especially in situations like this.
►Asteria
Hmph, you are just lying! I am sure of that!
►JoeDennison
Mam, don’t go accusing like that. You don’t know what you are doing.
►Asteria
Hmph, what can you do then? Show what you can do!
►JoeDennison
Mam, this is what I can do.
[[[Asteria has been blocked by JoeDennison.]]]
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(The ti that Asteria wanted to buy a blender)
►Asteria
Are you really selling that blender of yours? Give it to in person today!
►Danny
Um, sorry but I cannot give the blender to personally to you exactly. I specifically said on my post that I will ship the blender to those who wanted to buy it.
►Asteria.
Ship the blender? Hmph, you are scamming ! Give it to in peron today!
►Danny
Nope, I am not scamming you. You should know that most of the online shopping is done by shipping the purchased items. Don’t tell you don’t know that?
►Asteria
Hey, what’s with the tone in your voice?
►Danny
I am sorry, but with the way that the city is in right now, I do not want to go outside. If you want to get the blender, wait for it to be shipped. If not, then you will get nothing.
►Asteria.
Hmph, you are very rude! I am blocking you now!
►Danny
That would make happy.
[[[Danny has been blocked by Asteria]]]
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(The ti that Asteria t a prince)
►ThePrince
Please hear out, kind citizen. I am in dire need of your help, and I know you can help out.
►Asteria
Who the hell are you?
►ThePrince
I am nothing but the prince of a fallen nation... Everything that I have is taken from , but I can take it all back! With your help, I am sure I and my comrades will regain what is ours!
►Asteria
You are scamming , right?
Yes, you are that kind of scam where you ask for the account number, right?
Hahaha, there is no way you can surpass , Asteria, in terms of sheer intellect!
I already noticed your attempt to scam even before you talked to !
Co, bow down to my superiority!
►ThePrince
I am blocking you now. You are very rude. I hope you rot in hell. You are very bad.
[[[Asteria is has been blocked by ThePrince]]]
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(Custor Service Call)
►Asteria
Hey, why the hell did my purchase turn out like this? Explain yourselves!
►Custor Service
Hello mam. Kindly tell the problem of your purchase and we will do our best to help you out.
►Asteria
Well, I bought many castor beans... From what I know, they should produce a poison called ricin right? But why does my friend say that the ricin that ca out of the castor beans were of low quality?
Are the castor beans I bought substandard?
►Custor Service
Mam, why would your friend eat castor beans?
►Asteria
Oh, well this friend of mine is plant-like and she wants to taste so of the poisonous materials in this place, so I figured ricin can be a good way to start. Anyways, were you able to confirm if my purchases are substandard or not?
►Custor Service
Sorry mam, but we have no choice but to arrest the one who sold the ricin to you. As for you, you will now be banned from our online shopping service. Even if your plant friend really exists, we cannot allow people like you to continue thriving here.
We also have received several complaints already about your rude attitude to the other sellers in this platform.
All of these just eases our decision to ban you permanently here.
[[[Asteria is now permanently banned]]]
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