If you can’t debut, you’ll get a fatal disease Episode 349
‘So… You an Eugene is coming here?’
Hannah Hamilton, who graduated from the sa middle school as Yujin Cha, sat on the couch in front of the late-night TV for the first ti in a while.
She was using the fact that she knew Cha Yoo-jin in high school as an excuse to watch the program.
‘Anyway, we t once a few years ago.’
In the TV program restaurant that sold hotteok, a Korean fusion snack.
– Um… have we ever t? middle School? elentary school?
-ah… It’s Hannah Hamilton. I was in the sa class as you in middle school.
-Ah~ Hannah! nice to et you. how are you?
Cha Yoo-jin, who still had the unique feeling of a popular group, but surprisingly took the subculture KPOP as a job.
Recognizing his group at the ti (now they knew it was called a group, not a band!), she looked up the group’s activities several tis.
It was because he had a strange affinity for a boy of his age who was so proud of himself that he was into a subculture like her.
And despite being frightened by so cultural differences, I ca this far.
‘A heterosexual man in his 20s who dyed his hair pink.’
‘… Cha Yujin does this too?? Ani magic girl?’
‘They’re such a good team that really care about each other… .’
Even watching their Arican variety shows while empathizing.
[SS ~ EEESSS~]
A humorous primary color caption flowed on the screen. Hannah looked at it tremblingly.
‘This program is funny, but I don’t know why you’re here.’
-Testa shouldn’t co out here!
-This is sadistic noxious crap that’s no better than a third-rate reality show that harasses people who just want to make a na for themselves.
KPOP fans were crying out on her account. To be honest, I sympathized to so extent.
[Today’s challenger is… challenge! Enduring 30 minutes in a red tube with blackened lungs hearing strange noises?]
[It can’t be that only! The mont you beco a coward, lovely unicorn dolls pour out! You’re a loser!]
It was ridiculed and ridiculed under the guise of a challenge.
Because it is a self-defeating structure that arrogantly makes fun of the challenger by saying, “Of course it is possible,” he also secretly avoids ethical censorship.
[Boooo! It’s complete garbage!]
[Didn’t you just blink like you were really scared? is it so. It’s a failure. You loser!]
Sotis there is no exact standard for punishnt. The production team and MC just penalize the timing that seems to be the funniest.
Even sotis the MC himself was beaten.
So it was really funny that it was funny.
To so extent, even for Hannah, who sotis only watches clips on YouTube, the MC’s giggles were as vivid as if drawn.
‘That’s why it’s a longevity program.’
In any case, it was not suitable for those who had an image of maintaining dignity and dignity to so extent.
As a result, testa fans in the United States also complained, and the production team tried to make fun of it.
-Their company said ‘first’ that they would be honored to appear in person? (eye-rolling emoticon)
Later, the MC was added to it.
– Fresh and kind Asian boys.. Cheer up (Emoji wearing sunglasses)
It was shit.
‘I literally almost got into a fight.’
The stubborn, conservative, and a bit low-key MC engaged in a fiery war of nerves with the KPOP fandom.
However, the scary thing is that once the filming started, all comnts from the production team were cut off.
‘I guess Testa made it okay. or not… … .’
… or really ssed up.
To the extent that I shut my mouth thinking that ‘that’ MC crossed the line of a joke.
“Mmm.”
Hannah took a deep breath and watched TV again.
The perforr who jumped out of the coffin was fild running away with his pants off as if he were hanging rainbow glitter and a unicorn.
[Loser~~]
[Actor Antonio Soltre is a cute cowardly pony or teddy bear!]
Testa shouldn’t be in such a terrible situation.
Still, the corner where Testa appeared this ti was fortunately a part where singers mainly appeared.
[next… My own street karaoke!]
This is the ‘Street Karaoke’ challenge corner.
[Various famous songs carefully selected by the crew are arranged and played in various versions!]
[Can the artist challengers really show off these masterpieces?]
At first glance, you might think that it looks rather professional than an absurd challenge, but… .
It is an illusion.
As you’ll soon realize, this arrangent is pure ridiculous prank.
Besides, everything is on-the-fly, and it was naturally up to the production team to judge whether it was digested properly.
‘Ugh.’
The contestants whose job is to be singers make it funnier for those who see it, and the more terrifying challenge for those who take it.
Besides, the penalty this ti is terrible.
[Today’s penalty is… Restaurant Cannon!]
[We carefully prepared only the hottest restaurants on social networks! Actually, this isn’t even a penalty, is it?]
Puck!
“Ugh!”
She watched the crushed hamburgers go off like bombs and slam into the faces of the bewildered cast.
It was embarrassing that I almost laughed.
‘That’s… That’s a real sha!’
Isn’t that what you see when you’re being bullied at school?
But Connor has already started briskly.
[The first song is ~ ‘Counting ma green’!]
It had to be a strong and dark hip-hop song.
However, it is arranged as an amusent park march with an exaggerated pronunciation that cannot be understood.
[Oh Hong Hong Hong! It’s lively and lovely~]
[Nanana nanana nanana nanana~]
Puck.
puck.
Puffer Puck.
To the beat of cheerful trumpets, people are shot in the face by cannons.
It was spectacle.
“Pooh!”
A person who stays blankly until the interlude passes. A person who is beaten.
They sang a few lines appropriately and were full of hope, and then even got food slapped in the face.
[Cast: What is this X… ]
Puck!
[Your gesture is poor!]
“Phehehehe!”
She gritted her teeth and laughed. It was a raw laugh that I couldn’t help but laugh.
“Oh please! evil!”
The problem is that Testa didn’t show up until after two or three songs.
Even if it had only been for one second, they would have recognized it. How could you miss the intense scene of getting hit with a cannon for food?
‘no way… edit?’
Fortunately or unfortunately, it wasn’t.
This is because Testa only appeared after more than 10 minutes and an advertisent placed between the corners passed by.
Seven young n standing on the street like the rest of the cast.
Give it a little spotlight.
[that’s right. They are treated preferentially because they are part of the cast of < Cosmic Gunner >. I’m close with the director there. You know?]
With MC’s insane narration, the first song, Sunny March, appears again.
“iced coffee… .”
From now on, you’re saying that Testa will show you how to splendidly beat food.
With that thought in mind, Hannah was curling up and watching TV.
Cha Yoo-jin, who was looking at the microphone fixed in front of the cara with her hands in her jumper with a sullen face, smiled.
And right away, grab the intro of the marching song and go in.
[Cast: NANA NANA NANANNNNNA!]
“Uh.”
And Testa started walking to the beat. Parade-style choreographed steps.
Then, naturally, they follow the song while checking the lyrics that float under the cara.
On his face was the bright, capitalistic smile of an amusent park worker.
[Casting crew: The taste of money~ I can’t stand it, I have it~]
The lyrics talking about money while laughing refreshingly and the accompanint of the amusent park harmoniously harmonized and made it funny.
“Hahaha!”
And, in their own way, doing plausible parade gestures one by one, taking turns to endure the first verse admirably!
[Yes~ Whatever. Those who are lucky.]
The sound of the audience laughing was inserted behind the voice of the MC, who had lost his temper because he failed to give the penalty. so it was even funnier
However, Testa’s stature did not end there.
[Next song!]
Next, a trendy R&B band song that flows smoothly… .
Made with extre high-pitched heavy tal.
“Ugh.”
How many people were so frightened by this new height that they couldn’t even enter and got slapped in the face?
But this ti, white-haired mber Park Moon-dae casually puts his head into the microphone in front of the cara.
And he opened his mouth.
[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]
“… !!”
Shouting.
His expression didn’t change, and he picked up that high pitched voice.
His neck was red and bloody, but the expressionless expression and the impact of the high-pitched voice were not suitable enough to notice it.
And after that, the other mbers naturally shook their heads violently.
oh oh oh!
Shaking the jacket has a slightly exaggerated taste, so it looks better. The sound of the audience inserted into the screen screams and cheers.
[…] Again?]
[Yeah, what a great singer. I can clap too. clap clap clap Did you hear?]
The audience laughs again.
However, soon the energy returned to the MC’s voice, which had been drained of energy.
[Then the next song should co out… I know everything, but if you ruin it at the end, it’s really funny!]
“Huh?”
And a new accompanint that had never appeared before began to appear.
The latest disco song with a popping beat that is currently on the Billboard charts… .
It is a ballet arrangent.
“!”
[Then the next song should co out… I know everything, but if you ruin it at the end, it’s really funny!]
“Huh?”
And a new accompanint that had never appeared before began to appear.
The latest disco song with a popping beat that is currently on the Billboard charts… .
It is a ballet arrangent.
“Poop!”
It was so ridiculously funny, but it was funny because there was no hole for Testa to escape!
[Ha ha!]
However, one of the testers ca forward from behind.
A pretty young man with well-toned black hair. He naturally crossed his legs and gracefully lifted one and turned.
“… !!”
[What??]
Fuete.
And at that mont, the six people behind exchanged glances and started humming.
A composition that properly follows the main lody and accompanint.
a cappella.
[…] Oh Lord.]
“My God.”
And at the right ti, you can ride the accompanint and find the intro!
[Casting crew: I can take you to the night sky~]
The audience cheers on the screen.
A twist is always fun.
After doing all these crazy things, he is even applauded by passers-by on the street.
[What do they applaud!]
[What is this… Wait, have you all gone? How much did you pay?]
When the narration of the MC, who had been surprised by the cara in reverse, burst into laughter, the audience burst into laughter again.
Cha Yoo-jin, who was giving a leisurely high-five, smiled round and round and nodded her head.
[Casting staff: Did you get paid?]
[No!! I an you… Aww! It will turn!]
“Ha ha ha!”
In line with Hannah’s laughter, the microphone in front of the cara shakes like a pissed-off puppet.
[This… yes! This is practically a failure!]
[It’s not good because it’s too good. Right?]
Testa looked at each other and smiled. And the mber with white hair replied calmly.
[Cast: No. I don’t know.]
[It’s not fun, so it’s a failure. This is a cody show!!]
[Cast: Hmm.]
Then, instead of replying and continuing the conte, Testa nods while exchanging glances once more.
‘what?’
And Cha Yu-jin opened her mouth.
[Cast: OK. Beat them all and shoot.]
“… !!”
pop!
And indeed the restaurant cannon was fired.
Not once, but many tis. in everyone’s face.
Puck pup pup pup pup puck!
“Aww!”
Hannah watched it with her mouth wide open.
Testa’s appearance beca as miserable as the previous ones.
[Casting mber: Ouch.]
Cha Yoo-jin, whose bolognaise sauce dripped down her forehead, wiped it off with her finger.
Even so, he smiled.
[Cast: It’s delicious.]
[My God.]
[Cast: It looked the most fun, so I appeared. It’s a really aweso experience.]
[Please get out of here. Hurry up.]
[Cast: That’s right. Have a good night everyone.]
[Cast: Good night~]
The mbers walked leisurely out of the cara, laughing and wiping each other’s faces with cloth or hands.
I saw this once.
‘and… ‘
He’s not humble at all, he’s full of confidence, and his world is firm, but he’s not out of luck.
It was all the conditions this town expects from an artist.
Individuality! ability! star castle!
Besides, doesn’t it match the image of the band in Cosmic Gunner? They were almost themselves!
[what… what… . Play so other guys! Isn’t that funny!]
And the screen ended with the perforrs who couldn’t keep up with the ballet arrangent again and got hit by the restaurant cannon.
But everyone who watched knew it. The ending is actually the scene where the band was walking away earlier.
“Wow.”
If you wanted to literally make an impression, it was a huge success.
And sure enough, as soon as the broadcast ended, a new post was uploaded to the MC’s account.
———==
[I swear on my house, but I didn’t manipulate it. What a crazy band. #Save ]
———==
“Wow!”
It was a declaration of surrender.
‘It’s a ss!’
She unknowingly searched not only for KPOP accounts, but also for people who watched today’s program to pour out their impressions on their own accounts.
I thought nonetheless.
‘I’m like this, but they’re going back to Korea in a cool way, right?’
Yes, if it was Cha Yu-jin, he was a person who would remain like that.
So will his group!
* * *
We’re rinsing one guy like crazy.
Who are you?
“Seon Ah-hyun! Seon Ah-hyun!”
“Ohhh!!”
“Seon Ah-hyun did it all!”
Of course it’s Sun Ah-hyun! This guy did an ad lib that he didn’t even plan for!
I’ll be honest. We cheated a bit.
I had already organized all the candidate songs for these guys to write and studied the expected answers.
It’s sothing I’ve been doing every day since < Azusa >.
It’s a longevity corner that has been dragged over 100 tis, so the references are clear, but the answer to the song ca out right away.
‘These bastards write half the latest popular songs and half the popular songs from 10 years ago.’
Since the program must have been dragging on for a long ti, I thought I would have fixed the range of songs to be selected so that the songs would not overlap.
And the arrangent also cos with statistics.
1. Arrangents used in the program for the past three years, in order of frequency.
2. Assigning weight to newly released arrangents in the latest year.
3. Excluding arrangents used in the latest 3 episodes.
After picking out the song patterns and arrangent patterns like that, it was a breeze.
-Is this funny?
– It’s not funny!
-Okay, I’m not going to use a country arrangent here. pass.
It’s because you only need to be checked by S , the native sensibility, and match the arrangents.
‘I covered more than half with this.’
So, under the leadership of Kim Rae-bin, I already picked out all the expected arrangents and decided who would share the main role for each song, and then appeared on the show.
however…
‘Where are these crazy assholes doing ballet!’
I guessed the opera, but I didn’t know that these fucking bastards would throw in an unsung piece of music.
However, it beca a jackpot because Seon Ah-hyun hit a real ballet with a straight bread.
‘If it wasn’t for this guy, I would have beco a real X.’
This is because it was aningful to clear the given songs while concepting them neatly from one to ten.
Embarrassnt was the worst move, but after being unable to prevent an embarrassing situation,
everyone made a fuss as they made the best play.
“No but what? Ahyeon said that she transferred to dance, how did that co out right there!”
“Yeah, I prepared for a presentation in middle school before… .”
“It’s amazing that you rember that, and it’s a jaw-dropping event!”
“no… Because I’m used to this kind of thing… … .”
I won’t accept any excuses.
Anyway, when it was ti to move, Seon Ah-hyun ca down to the floor with a reddened face while receiving applause.
“I… .”
But even in the middle of it, you don’t talk to .
‘hmm.’
Roughly similar to when the concept of this album hit the jackpot, his face is young with anticipation.
Got it.
‘He wants to hear a story.’
He seed to have judged himself that he had shown himself competent enough to listen to the story that only made a big noise with .
And in fact, qualifications are not a problem, but it is true that this guy carried this number.
‘It’s like putting off more.’
I looked back at Sejin. He also nodded.
then… .
yes x feet. Let’s open our mouths!
By the way, it was a stupid idea like a real idiot.
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