Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Perhaps because Song Shuhang’s disguise was pretty good, no one discovered his real identity as he looked for a registration point, completing his registration. No one started yelling ‘Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die’ and other similar sentences.
Although the staff mber was giving him strange looks due to him wearing sunglasses and a flu mask, he wasn’t a police officer. His only job was to accept the money and check if it was real.
Song Shuhang paid the tuition and left his signature right next to his na. After that, he left the registration point.
Now that I’ve dealt with the registration thing, I’ll head back ho and wait for Senior Drunken Goon’s flying sword to co over. Then, I’ll wait for Ye Si to return , Song Shuhang thought to himself.
In addition, he also had to wait for Senior White so that they could head to the forbidden city together and enjoy the great battle between Northern River’s Loose Cultivator and Immortal Master Copper Trigram.
September 1st, 2019. As always, little friend Song Shuhang was very busy.
Just as Song Shuhang was preparing to return to his dwelling, his mobile phone suddenly rang. It was an unknown number.
Song Shuhang picked up the phone. “Hello.”
“Hello, are you Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless Song?” A hoarse voice ca from the other end.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
What the hell is this Thrice Reckless Song?! Do you really think I won’t hang up and blacklist you on the spot?!
Seeing that Song Shuhang didn’t reply even after a while, the man with the hoarse voice said, “Eh? Did I call the wrong number? Actually, wait a mont... Oh, I confused the na. Sorry, am I talking to Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber Song One?”
“Yes, it’s ,” Song Shuhang replied.
“Ahahaha, it’s just that I was having fun with my wife earlier, and I was a little muddleheaded. Forgive , Fellow Daoist Thrice Song.” The man with the hoarse voice laughed wildly.
The corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. His finger had already started to wriggle, ready to hang up.
First, he ntioned—while talking to a stranger—that he was having fun with his wife, which was cruel to all the single dogs out there. Then... what the hell was that Thrice Song?!
The man with the hoarse voice continued, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber, it’s like this... I’m Cave Lord Snow Wolf’s younger cousin, Island Lord Moon Wolf. I recently committed a small cri in the United States, and was forced to escape and co back ho. As such, I’m temporarily helping my cousin Cave Lord Snow Wolf run errands and take care of so matters.”
“Oh, it’s you!” Song Shuhang finally understood what was going on. Earlier, Cave Lord Snow Wolf had ntioned his younger cousin in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Cave Lord Snow Wolf was still busy helping Senior Skylark seal her body in a layer of ice. Therefore, he had temporarily left all the work to his younger cousin.
Venerable White had asked Cave Lord Snow Wolf to prepare sothing for him, probably so docunt.
Now, the order had been taken over by this Island Lord Moon Wolf.
“Eh? You know ?” Island Lord Moon Wolf asked out of curiosity.
Song Shuhang replied, “Yes, Cave Lord Snow Wolf ntioned you.”
“Ahahaha, my cousin didn’t say anything bad about , right? For example, he surely didn’t talk about the cri recently I committed, right...?” Island Lord Moon Wolf said anxiously.
“Oh, are you talking about the cri you committed in the United States?” Song Shuhang said.
“How do you know about it?! Damn, my cousin sure likes to blabber. He exposed that shaful matter,” Island Lord Moon Wolf said, short of breath.
“...” Song Shuhang.
Expose your sister! Aren’t you the one that told a mont ago that you committed a cri in the United States?
“My blabbermouth of a cousin didn’t go into the details of the cri I committed, right?” Island Lord Moon Wolf added.
“He didn’t.” The corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. Then, he asked thoughtlessly, “What cri did you commit in the United States?”
“Actually, it’s not a big deal, and it’s sothing pretty normal as far as I’m concerned. But I didn’t think that I would be breaking the law there,” Island Lord Moon Wolf said. “This matter made lose a lot of face. Therefore, I can tell you about it, but you mustn’t tell it to others”!
“Alright,” Song Shuhang replied. The hoarse voice of the man sounded a little adorable at this mont.
Then, Island Lord Moon Wolf started abusing single dogs again. “This is sothing that happened about half a month ago... That day, like every morning, I was trying to make a small cub with my wife. My wife and I are monsters of the Fifth Stage, and we usually spend our ti in human form. In the United States, making babies while in human form isn’t a cri. However, sothing unexpected happened that day...” Island Lord Moon Wolf continued, “Just as my wife and I were making a small wolf cub, my wife got too excited, and reverted back to her true form. Then, as coincidence would have it, a neighbor that was passing by happened to see the scene.”
“...” Song Shuhang.
Island Lord Moon Wolf continued, “Afterward, the police took to the court and charged with animal abuse. Luckily, I was quick-witted enough to use a clone made of wolf fur and dodge this calamity. After that, I escaped with my wife and returned to China.”
“...” Song Shuhang.
At this ti, he was truly speechless. He really had no idea what he should say.
How was he supposed to ridicule this situation?
Should he ridicule the fact that Island Lord Moon Wolf and his wife were making a small wolf cub, or the laws of the foreign country?
Both sides were in the right, and there wasn’t much he could ridicule.
“Anyway, since you were looking for , did you need sothing, Fellow Daoist Moon Wolf?” Song Shuhang asked. At first, he wanted to call him Senior Moon Wolf. But in the end, he was unable to associate the word ‘senior’ with him.
“Oh, it’s like this... I wanted you to send your coordinates. I need to make a trip to Jiangnan University Town, but after searching on the Internet, I discovered that there are three ‘Jiangnan University Towns’ in China. So troubleso,” Island Lord Moon Wolf said.
After hearing these words, Song Shuhang was sowhat moved. “Senior Moon Wolf, do you need to do sothing in Jiangnan University Town? Like handling so certificates for Senior White?”
“It’s not for Senior White, but for True Monarch White Crane,” Island Lord Moon Wolf said with a smile. “It’s not really a secret. Therefore, I can tell you this much.”
True Monarch White Crane? Why was True Monarch White Crane coming to Jiangnan University Town? Was it possible that it got wind that Venerable White would live there for so ti, and thus decided to co over and live close to Jiangnan University Town as well? Given True Monarch White Crane’s disposition, it was possible.
“I see. Fellow Daoist Moon Wolf, do you have my chat account number? You can add to your friend list, and I’ll send you the coordinates,” Song Shuhang said.
“Thank you, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber. You are a really good fellow daoist, always ready to help others. Asking you for help was the correct decision,” Island Lord Moon Wolf said happily with his hoarse voice.
Thereupon, they beca friends and shared the location.
Song Shuhang discovered that he had done this matter more than once today.
When Song Shuhang returned ho, Ye Si had yet to co back.
It was already noon at this ti.
Guoguo and Zhu woke up, and ca over in a daze. The two children had had fun until they were exhausted. According to what Shi had said, the duo played gas all night during these days Song Shuhang had been unconscious. Unfortunately, the two of them weren’t as good as the pekingese Doudou when it ca to playing gas. Their teammates must have suffered a lot.
“Senior Brother Shuhang, you’ve finally regained consciousness.” The small monk rubbed his eyes and said, “I’m very hungry. What do we eat for lunch?”
“Yeah, what do we eat for lunch?” Loli Zhu likewise asked.
Song Shuhang glanced at Shi, who was temporarily in charge of taking care of the als. She was currently engrossed in that movie, and had no way of freeing herself.
Given her current state, she was in no condition to cook.
“Forget it. Let’s just eat outside.” Song Shuhang sighed.
After lunch, Song Shuhang lay on the balcony and enjoyed so hard-to-co-by comfort.
The small monk Guoguo sat next to him, chanting his daily buddhist scriptures.
But right at this ti, Soong Shuhang’s phone suddenly rang.
Song Shuhang unlocked the phone and looked at the screen. In the next mont, he discovered that it was a call from Scholar Drunken Goon.
“Oh, Senior Drunken Goon called. It seems that magical treasure has arrived.” Song Shuhang laughed, and picked up the phone.
This ti, he was going to say the daoist na of that senior aloud.
That way, Senior Drunken Coon would be very happy.
“Senior Drunken Moone, has the flying sword arrived?” Song Shuhang asked.
“Ahahaha, little friend Shuhang guessed right. The flying sword has already arrived in your area, and the deviation is going to be around a hundred ters at most. You just have to look at the sky and shout my na with the AOE secret sound transmission thod. The flying sword will imdiately land next to you if you do that. Bye-bye~” Senior Drunken *oon said happily.
Aside from Northern River, little friend Song Shuhang was the second mber of the group that was able to recall his na this quickly.
Although it was likely that little friend Song Shuhang had a mo on his phone with his na, he was very happy nonetheless!
Speaking of which, mos were such a good thing! As such, why weren’t the other fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group using them?!
Why was it that difficult to write his daoist na, Drunken Moon, on a mo?
With the mo in hand, no problem would arise. What a bunch of idiots!
Since soone had created such a convenient thing, why not make use of it!
After hanging up, Song Shuhang got up and looked toward the sky.
The nearby Guoguo, who was sitting next to him and chanting buddhist scriptures, raised his head, and asked, “Senior Brother Shuhang, did sothing happen?”
“A flying sword ca over to deliver sothing. It’s within a range of hundred ters from us. Oh, there it is!” Song Shuhang quickly found the flying sword in the sky.
Now, he only had to look at the flying sword and shout Scholar Drunken Goon’s na to make the flying sword descend.
Although he didn’t clearly rember the exact characters in the na of the scholar, it wasn’t a big deal, because he would obtain the sa effect as long as the pronunciation was similar.
When he was on the phone, Senior Drunken Goon was unable to tell the difference. As such, how could a stupid flying sword tell the two nas apart? In addition, even if those characters were different, their pronunciation was identical! Chinese characters were truly deep and profound.
Thereupon, Song Shuhang used the AOE secret sound transmission thod to call out Scholar Drunken Goon’s na.
“Scholar Drunken Goon!”
However, the flying sword in the sky didn’t react.
Weird, it didn’t work?
“Scholar Drunken Coon?” Song Shuhang called out again.
However, the flying sword in the sky still didn’t react.
F*ck, even the most advanced voice recognition system should be unable to tell apart characters with the sa pronunciation!
“Scholar Drunken Moone!” Song Shuhang continued with his attempts.
But the flying sword just ignored him.
Afterward, Song Shuhang tried several other combinations of Scholar Drunken *oon’s na, but none worked.
Is it possible that I rember the na incorrectly? Song Shuhang started to wonder.
No, that can’t be! When I read the mo and said ‘Senior Drunken Moone’, Senior ‘When the Bright Moon Appears’ seed very happy!
As such, the pronunciation wasn’t wrong.
In that case, was it possible that Senior Drunken Goon had engraved the most advanced voice recognition formation on the flying sword so that only if one thought of his real ‘daoist na’ while shouting would the flying sword descend?
No, that was impossible! This was already in the mind-reading field. There was no way such a voice recognition system could exist!
“Senior Brother Shuhang, isn’t that senior called ‘Scholar Drunken Sun?” the small monk said at this ti.
“His na definitely isn’t ‘Scholar Drunken Sun’. It has a pronunciation similar to Drunken *oon. I’m sure of it,” Song Shuhang said.
While saying this sentence, he didn’t use the secret sound transmission thod.
But just as the words ‘Scholar Drunken Sun’ ca out of his mouth...
The flying sword flew toward Song Shuhang like a swallow returning to its nest, descending next to him.
“...” Song Shuhang.
Just now, I said Scholar Drunken Sun, right? I said Drunken Sun, and not Drunken *oon!
Is it possible that... Scholar Drunken Goon himself made a mistake? That should be the case, right? After all, it should be impossible for him to get wrong his own daoist na, right...?
Just as he was in deep thought, Senior Drunken Soon called him again.
Song Shuhang picked up the phone, and said, “Senior Drunken Moone?”
“Yes, it’s , ahaha. Little friend Shuhang, it’s truly great that you can still rember my na,” Scholar Drunken *oon said happily. “I wanted to tell you another thing. This flying sword is the one Northern River’s Loose Cultivator used the last ti to send sothing, and it stayed at my place since then. I heard that you are going to watch the great battle between Northern River’s Loose Cultivator and Immortal Master Copper Trigram tonight. Therefore, can you conveniently return this flying sword to Northern River’s Loose Cultivator while you are at it?”
“Sure, no problem, Senior Drunken Moone,” Song Shuhang said.
“That’s all. Goodbye.” Scholar Drunken *oon hung up, very satisfied.
Song Shuhang put his away his phone with a profound expression on his face.
He was now sure that the pronunciation of Scholar Drunken Goon’s daoist na was sothing similar to ‘Drunken *oon’, and definitely not ‘Drunken Sun’.
But the password of the flying sword turned out to be ‘Drunken Sun’...
In other words...
Scholar Drunken Soon had truly ssed up this ti.
If he kept practicing that stupid cultivation technique of his, not only would others forget his daoist na, but he himself would also forget it!
According to the rumors, people would be able to rember Scholar Drunken Soon’s daoist na only after he had advanced to the Eighth Stage Realm and shown his divinity in front of the masses.
But if Scholar Drunken Moone himself forgot his na before reaching the Eighth Stage Profound Sage Realm... there was a chance that he might really end up having weird nas like Scholar Drunken Sun or Scholar Drunken Shrimp.
In the anti, in the forbidden city.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram was strolling around after disguising himself as an ordinary traveler.
“That Northern River guy hasn’t made his appearance yet. He was able to keep his composure...” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said in a soft voice.
While speaking, he gently pressed on the three-piece magical treasure on his body.
This magical treasure was a three-piece set, and its main function was to suppress his realm, making him appear as an ordinary cultivator at the peak of the Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperor Realm.
Indeed, Immortal Master Copper Trigram was suppressing his strength, and his current realm had already reached the Sixth Stage True Monarch!
He had suppressed himself so long just for this day!
He wanted to reveal his real strength during the decisive battle with Northern River’s Loose Cultivator. The best thing would be to unleash his strength of the Sixth Stage just when Northern River’s Loose Cultivator thought he was going to win.
Every ti he thought about the expression Northern River was going to have, Immortal Master Copper Trigram couldn’t help but chuckle inwardly.
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