Chapter 334: Lady Onion, where’s your upper body?
Translator: Stardu5t Editor: Kurisu
"Since it’s little friend Shuhang, perhaps he can struggle and stay alive for a few more episodes 1 ?" True Monarch Yellow Mountain pinched his chin, mumbling to himself. After all, little friend Shuhang was different from the fellow daoists that welcod Venerable White the previous tis.
"Hmph, that little kid... I bet he can live two more episodes at most!" said the being next to True Monarch Yellow Mountain with disdain. Its appearance was as beautiful as that of an angel, boasting six wings on the back and radiating ’holy light’ from the entire body.
It was none other than True Monarch White Crane, who was very popular in the West.
True Monarch White Crane possessed the bloodline left behind by a mythological beast from ancient tis. That species had no gender when they erged from their eggs. Only when they found the true love of their life, as well as signed sothing similar to a marriage contract, would their gender change into the opposite of their love interest.
If their true love was a male, they would beco female. If their true love was a female, they would beco male.
This was a species that allowed the true freedom of love, surpassing the boundaries of gender and species... truth be told, it was not an easy feat for such bloodline to continue into the present day.
Note: Even though True Monarch White Crane had already found the desired partner of its life, it had not signed any special marriage contract—hence it was still in a genderless state.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed, not refuting True Monarch White Crane’s words.
True Monarch White Crane swiped on its own tablet and the interface of the ’Nine Provinces Number One Group’ appeared on the screen. After it traveled till here from the faraway West, it discovered that Venerable White had been added to the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Therefore, it thickened its face and asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain to add itself to the group too.
True Monarch White Crane’s ID in the group was ’I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End’—it seed like an ID with a backstory.
And at this ti, it carefully stored the [Senior White’s expression package] on its tablet and used a program to export each picture within it before saving all of them into a docunt.
True Monarch White Crane looked very satisfied—it kept looking at the almost sixty pictures of Venerable White over and over again. Every ti it saw a picture, a blissful look would appear on its face.
"This is aweso, just like paradise," True Monarch White Crane muttered.
When True Monarch Yellow Mountain saw what happened, goosebumps appeared on his arms—sotis, he felt that hardcore fans could be rather scary, because one wouldn’t even know if their fans would enlarge one’s pictures and hang them onto their wall, staring at them while fantasizing.
"Ahem, White Crane, you ca all the way here just to be added to the group?" asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain. If it really wanted to be added to the group, it could have just called or sent a thousand mile sound transmission.
"Of course it’s not as simple as just joining the group," True Monarch White Crane said with a serious look on its face. "The main reason why I ca here is to report about the aftermath of the previous matter that I dealt with for Senior White."
"The previous matter? Oh, are you talking about the incident regarding Instructor Li Xihua? Don’t tell there are new developnts?" True Monarch Yellow Mountain thought of that flight Instructor.
"It’s not just the Instructor Li Xihua’s incident, there’s also the issue regarding the space station. There aren’t many developnts, and I have already dealt with the matter appropriately." True Monarch White Crane sighed with emotion as it said, "Instructor Li Xihua’s issue was rather easy to deal with. Even though he was on air on national television, as long as the astronaut Anthony safely went back, I could use the dia and officials to spread the ssage and erase all issues caused by Instructor Li Xihua’s appearance bit by bit. Hence, the Western community assud that Instructor Li Xihua’s appearance was a one-ti collaboration with the Chinese. Speaking of which, after he got brought back by you guys, how did it go?"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain shrugged and said, "Recently, I was preparing to increase my realm—I had no ti to concern myself with Instructor Li Xihua. But according to Zhou Li’s report, Venerable White erased his mories once more and sent him back to the aviation training center. Later on, I sent soone to take care of him, allowing him to get back on track and help him live an ordinary life... there shouldn’t be any huge problems."
The person he sent to take care of Li Xihua was an expert at cleaning up the ss made by others— he was of the sa rank as Zhou Li. Every ti one of his fellow daoist friends stirred so trouble, he would send that subordinate to deal with it—for example, not long ago, when a fellow daoist ca out of secluded ditation, he destroyed nineteen monster beasts called ’cars’. It was that subordinate who settled everything perfectly back then.
"That’s good... but the mories of Instructor Li Xihua got erased too many tis in such a short period of ti. For all you know, it might have a huge impact on his brain. I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse, it will have to depend on his own fortune. Also, I had been dealing with the huge hole in the space station recently, and it took much effort to fix it. Both incidents have been resolved perfectly, I’m going to prepare to report everything to Senior White," True Monarch White Crane said while clenching its fist.
It had repeatedly brought up the thought of reporting that incident to Senior White, it seed like it was doing it to boost its own morale?
True Monarch Yellow Mountain secretly rolled his eyes—he had seen through it. White Crane wanted to find an excuse to get closer to Venerable White but did not dare to approach the latter either, hence it was in a dilemma.
I have to send this guy away, or it would definitely stay in my immortal cave and create trouble for .
"Hurry and go!" True Monarch Yellow Mountain thus said in a serious manner. "You are just reporting details of what happened, you got this, you can definitely get it done well!"
True Monarch White Crane happily said to True Monarch Yellow Mountain, "You think so too?"
"Of course, you have dealt with the incident very well; for all you know, Venerable White might even praise you." True Monarch Yellow Mountain used all his strength to pat True Monarch White Crane’s shoulder—cheap people were usually difficult to deal with!
Indeed, it was better to send him to Venerable White’s place. Or else, if it were to linger in his immortal cave and get in his way, how would he train in peace to increase his realm?
"Then... then I will go look for Senior White!" True Monarch White Crane’s wings trembled with excitent.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain once again used all his strength to pat White Crane’s shoulder and said, "Get going, you’ll succeed."
Hence, True Monarch White Crane put its tablet away and flapped its wings, happily flying away from True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s immortal cave.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
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On the other side, on the small island in the East China Sea.
Venerable White had not logged into the instant ssaging program. He was currently setting up so trap formations near the island, which were used to prevent enemies from escaping.
His targets were the disciples of the forr Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect. As the saying went, even a wrecked boat had three nails still holding. For all you knew, those disciples of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect might have so magical treasures or techniques to escape in their possession... Venerable White planned to catch all of them in one go, not letting a single person run away.
On the island, Immortal Master Copper Trigram stacked up an altar with stones, looking very mysterious. Song Shuhang could not decipher what he was up to.
Hence, a bored Song Shuhang brought Doudou and the small monk to take a look at Miss Chu Chu.
After applying the paste, Miss Chu Chu once again entered a deep slumber... she looked a lot better now—unlike before when her facial expression was twisted in pain. From the looks of it, the effects of dicine Master’s paste were legit and superb.
Since Miss Chu Chu was still sleeping, Song Shuhang did not want to bother her.
"Let’s go, Doudou, little Guoguo. Let’s try to build a small house or sothing—from the looks of it, it might be possible that we’ll have to spend the night on this island," said Song Shuhang.
Venerable White was determined to acquire the secret technique of the ’Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect’, and it was not known when Wolf One and company would arrive. It might even be possible that they’d actually rush over only by tomorrow.
In any case, he had to try to set up a place that was decent enough for people to stay in. He did not want to use the ground as his bed and the sky as his blanket and spend the night in the outdoors.
The small monk Guoguo asked, "Senior Brother Shuhang, you know how to build a house?"
"I don’t..." Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders.
Doudou the pekingese laughed coldly. "You’re too useless! Watch !"
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Five minutes later.
Doudou perfectly built an exquisite... little doghouse. Thereafter, it reduced its physical size and comfortably entered the cozy dog shelter.
"Saw that? It is a must-learn skill for running away from ho—one has to learn how to build a nesting place so that you can shelter yourself from the rain and not be afraid of strong winds or the harsh sun. So... do you wanna try coming in? Even though it’s kinda small, I’ve laid hay on the ground—it’s very comfortable," said Doudou with a straight face while inside the doghouse.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Doudou, co out, I promise I won’t beat you!
At this ti, Immortal Master Copper Trigram pulled his handcart, approaching from afar. From the looks of it, he had already finished stacking the stones?
After approaching them, he asked, "Little friend Shuhang, what are you up to?"
Song Shuhang explained, "We want to set up a place to sleep since we might end up spending the night here."
Immortal Master Copper Trigram touched his chin and said, "I see, if you want a place to rest, perhaps I can provide you with so good stuff."
As he was speaking, he turned around and fished around in his handcart.
Very soon, he pulled out several large tents. "Here, make do with this. After opening it up, the tent will beco quite big. There’s even an inflatable bed inside—good enough for you to comfortably spend the night."
"Senior, your tily assistance is aweso! I like it!" Song Shuhang gave him a thumbs up—speaking of which, where did his habit of giving thumbs up co from? In the past he never had such a habit, could he have picked it up on the mysterious island?
Anyway, Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s current look coupled with his clothes and handcart... made him look like a street peddler instead of a fortune teller!
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With Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s help, Song Shuhang and the small monk managed to set up four big tents very quickly.
As for Doudou... he had his doghouse. Not good, he could still squeeze into the tent with the small monk.
After setting up the tent, Song Shuhang casually asked, "Is Senior White still setting up formations?"
"He finished a long ti ago. Now, he seed to be sitting in ditation, resting while waiting for the other party to arrive. You guys should also take a good rest, I will go deeper into the island and see if I can hunt an animal or two," said Immortal Master Copper Trigram while smiling.
"Sorry for troubling you." Song Shuhang touched his tummy; he was indeed hungry. Even though he brought the fasting pills along with him on this trip, whenever he was hungry, eating sothing would make him feel much more satiated.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram coming to the island definitely saved them!
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Immortal Master Copper Trigram went hunting, and Doudou was playing around with the small monk at the side.
Song Shuhang went into the tent and suddenly thought of sothing—ever since he left the mysterious island, he had lost his mories. Then, what about Lady Onion, who was growing on top of the enlightennt stone?
Lady Onion is in the form of a plant at the mont, perhaps she might have retained her mories?
After thinking of that possibility, he hurriedly looked for the enlightennt stone.
"Lady Onion, do you still have any mory of your ti on the mysterious island... eh? Lady Onion, Lady Onion, what happened to you?!" When Song Shuhang touched the enlightennt stone, he realized that the tender shoot that Lady Onion had grown out with much difficulty got plucked out by soone.
Right now, all she had left was half of her tender shoot. She looked very pitiful.
The small onion spirit on the enlightennt stone shook the remaining half of its body and seed to have woken up from a deep slumber. After a long ti, she moaned in pain. "Ouch, it’s painful."
"Eh, Lady Onion, you can speak now? Speaking of which, what’s up with you, who cut off your shoots? Also, as for your mories on the mysterious island—do you still rember anything?" Song Shuhang asked anxiously.
"The mysterious island?" Lady Onion’s body wriggled, and she asked puzzledly, "What kind of place is it? Are there nice things to eat there?"
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Indeed, one could not harbor any fantasies about the stupid onion—from the very start, this onion was not reliable at all!
As for her tender green onion shoots, could it be that soone plucked it out to cook it?
The half of Lady Onion’s body shook for a long ti, and it suddenly reacted. "Ouch, it’s so painful. Where did my green onion shoot go to? Dammit. Song Shuhang, did you pluck it out to eat it?"
Song Shuhang was speechless.
He really wanted to know what was up with Lady Onion’s reaction ti—wasn’t it too long? He suspected that if he told a joke to Lady Onion, she might take half an hour to react to it.
"I couldn’t have possibly plucked the shoots and ate it, I just asked you where did your shoots go!" said Song Shuhang with frustration—he wasn’t entirely sure because his mories about the mysterious island were lost. Maybe he really did pluck the shoots on the mysterious island and ate them... He had opened his Mouth Aperture so suddenly when he clearly only opened his Ear Aperture not long before he went to the mysterious island.
If there wasn’t any opportunity, even with the support of sufficient qi and blood pills, opening his Mouth Aperture would require approximately a year to succeed. One had to know that even the simplest Heart Aperture required a hundred days to build its foundation.
Lady Onion wriggled her body and doubtfully asked, "Strange, why don’t I rember anything?"
From the looks of it, the silly onion also lost her mories.
Song Shuhang sighed and put Lady Onion back into his pocket.
When he put her back into his pocket, suddenly, he touched sothing that seed like a small paper wrapper within his pocket.
Thereafter, Song Shuhang took it out—it looked like the paper used to wrap small pills in hospitals. It must have been one of the loots from the mysterious island since he had absolutely no impression of it.
Hence, he opened it to look out of curiosity.
In the paper wrapper, there was nothing except for a small chunk of a lush and green onion shoot.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
I could not have really plucked it out on the mysterious island, right?
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