Chapter 640: 640
No One Knows Better Than !
The officials and aides in the Military Intelligence Office were stunned.
Just like a Hollywood blockbuster, a huge monster that only existed in movies in the past attacked the M Nation aggressively, heading straight for California. If one was not careful, there would be heavy casualties and endless troubles. The citizens were in danger, the country was in danger, and the highest leader of this country was actually saying…
– Great?
Chief Commander Chuan Ah ‘Bao’s face was flushed red, and he was so excited that he could not express it in words. He turned a blind eye to the various expressions of the people in the room and fell into his own world.
He was laughing maniacally.
“Let that senile person in Pennsylvania eat sh * t! I’ll definitely win! We’re definitely going to win!”
Ah Chuan muttered to himself,” This is great, this is great. The giant beasts have invaded the United States. An unprecedented enemy. The United States is in great danger. It’s now in a state of war!”
” And I am the warti president!
“I will command the four ard services to defend the holand security of the M Nation and protect the good people living here! I will beco Franklin Delano Franklin!”
“But I’m different from him! I don’t have rabies!” He looked at the mbers of the Safety Committee and his aides, waved his arms, and shouted,” I can go up every morning! Every day!”
The people in the Military Intelligence Office looked at each other.
There was a sense of helplessness in his eyes.
– He was starting again.
Let him be happy first.
– we can’t do anything until he stops.
However, it wasn’t easy to calm the excited commander down. After all, according to Ma, the forr Defense Minister who had been fired, Ah Chuan was like an 11-year-old brat. His comprehension ability, behavior, and intelligence were incomprehensible. Now, the brat had picked up his phone.
“yes! yes! That’s it!”
“I want to announce this good news to all Aricans! I want the world to know that the M Nation will defeat a terrifying enemy under my leadership!”
“Not only that, the entire battle will be broadcast live on Youtube! On Twitter! On Facebook! There’s even that damned Chinese software!”
At this point, Ah Chuan, who was mixed with excitent and anger, waved his arms again. [Beep–] that senile! Lope, that old b * tch! The serial killer from [Beep-]! There was also the f * cking Ouroboros!
Bannon, that stupid pig! Those b * tches from Hollywood! All the bastards who mock , defa , insult , and tease !”
“I want them all to watch!”
“How did I make the M Nation reappear!” Second! Wei! Big! Yes!”
A Tweet was quickly edited.
“I-will-defend-Arica!”
I will defend Arica.
As soon as this post was sent, it was seen by netizens from all over the world, but this sentence was like ” China!!!” This kind of soulful cry was forwarded without hesitation by Redneck, who was a little brainless. It then attracted the crazy ridicule of all kinds of twisted Chuan Mi.
“Alright, who is it this ti? Mid? Yi? Eh? Chao?”
“It sounds like our Commander-in-Chief is going to crawl into the phone booth and rip off his clothes.”
“So, does the corruption case at the border between the United States and xico have anything to do with you?”
These malicious and sarcastic comnts were no longer able to enter the general leader’s face. He was full of himself, and his second Weibo post was ready.
At this mont, the officials in the office finally ca back to their senses.
The then Secretary of Defense of the United States of Arica, Ashiper, gave a look to the security consultant standing by the door. The other party imdiately understood, opened the door a crack, and gestured outside.
Imdiately after, the chief of defense stood up and pressed the commander’s phone.
” Sir, Mr. President, are you going to make this matter public?”
“Yes, I am! The Arican people have the right to know!”
“.. Mr. Commander!” The Secretary of Defense spoke faster.” Please proceed with caution. This is not a reasonable option. The current situation in the M Nation is not good. The public’s mood is no longer enough to bear such a major historical event. This is not in line with our plan. At this stage, we cannot publicize these supernatural things, forces, and phenona! We have to follow the plan!”
“Plan? Are you referring to your army approving the release of a few UFO videos like a pushover, then not explaining anything and letting those conspiracy theories guess on their own?”
With Ah Chuan’s ntal state and personality, he would not listen to any objections.
“The plan is the plan I made! He had to explain the situation to the people now! And tell them not to worry, because I will protect them! I will protect the M Nation!”
“What if the war doesn’t go well?”the Defense Minister asked in a deep voice.
“How the f * ck did it not go well?” Ah Chuan was stunned.
Even though they had been trembling in fear since the 1960s and had embarrassed themselves for decades, they did not even dare to speak of war. However, in the 1990s, after the Gulf War and the death of the giant bear, the M Nation had eliminated all their psychological trauma. They even took victory for granted and did not think about what to do if they lost.
“What the f * ck are you talking about?” The chief rolled his eyes.
“..”
Calm down.
“Don’t forget about the defeat of Comora and Biagon!” the Defense Minister said in a deep voice.
Ah Chuan glared at him.” You an, this thing is the work of that Chinese boy?!”
“..”
At this mont, Ashipo thought of his predecessor, the forr Minister of Defense, Ma.
He had been dismissed for so inappropriate remark-he had evaluated the Grand Commander’s intelligence and comprehension as that of a fifth or sixth-grade child.
” Of course not. But sir, the enemies we are facing are no longer the Middle Eastern countries that have no air supremacy, outdated equipnt, and low industrial capabilities! It was an unprecedented life form that we had never understood before! This thing is definitely a supernatural creature!”
He took a deep breath and explained to the commander,” This ans that we don’t know if the weapons we have now can take it down cleanly! Even if we have 99% confidence, we can’t ignore that 1%! What if! I an, if our joint attack doesn’t kill the monster, but instead provokes it or lets it escape to the deep sea, or even rush to the country at an even faster speed, or even reach California, cross Long Beach, and wreak havoc in Los Angeles-what then?”
“Countless property losses, as well as casualties…”The chief of defense looked straight at his superior.
Ah Chuan was speechless.
However, it was impossible for him to change his mind! Just like how he had reacted countless tis after being rendered speechless by his aides, Ah Chuan shouted the words he had shouted many tis.
“I-don’t-fuxking-care!”
– I don’t fucking care.
“The Californians never vote for anyway!” They have always opposed ! Let that monster smash it! It would be best if I smashed all the way to Hollywood and killed all those fake celebrities who scolded for pleasing my fans! I want to see how the monsters will save the world if they really co!”
The officers in the Military Intelligence Office covered their heads and pretended not to hear anything.
” What about the impact?” Only the pitiful Defense Chief was at the front line. If that monster really rushed ashore, how would we evacuate the people, how would we explain to the citizens, how…”
Ah Chuan listened patiently and used the second famous saying.
“I-don’t-know! I-just-do!”
– I don’t know, just do it.
The commander took back his phone and was about to send out the second Weibo ssage.
– -Sending failed.
He frowned and tapped on his phone.
The chief of defense and the security consultant exchanged a tacit look.
Speaking of which, outsiders would never believe that the most important job of the White House staff team was to deal with a commander who lacked common sense and liked to ss around. This included, but was not limited to, secretly taking away or hiding the extrely ridiculous docunts drafted by the commander on a whim, or delaying and diverting the commander’s attention when he was about to make a decision that would endanger national security.
In any case, with Ah Chuan’s mory and attention, he would forget about this matter soon.
Now, they had one more task.
That was to stop Ah Chuan from posting inappropriate content when necessary.
This great work also had a long history. As early as two years ago, so aides in the White House tried to set up a ” Twitter Committee ” to pre-examine every post that Ah Chuan posted. This kind of link seed to have been seen sowhere before, but it did not succeed. The evil tool of Twitter had long been a big problem for the aides, causing them sleepless nights and even making state officials complain endlessly.
The forr chief of staff was physically and ntally exhausted. He tried to stop or limit the commander’s right to send tweets, but there was nothing he could do. No matter what, the private bedroom of the M Nation’s ruler could not be invaded. Chuan Bao could hide in his bedroom and send any tweets he wanted. The chief of staff, who was banging on the door in vain, could do nothing about it and could only be furious.
Therefore, the chief of staff called Ah Chuan’s bedroom the ” Devil’s Studio,” and the ti when Ah Chuan concentrated on tweeting, such as early morning and Sunday night, was described as ” Witch Mont.”
This was because it was not the first ti that Chuan had caused trouble with Twitter.
The most classic and terrifying one still left everyone with lingering fear.
At that ti, Ah Chuan sat in the Oval Office and looked at the various expenditure reports of the US military. He suddenly felt very unhappy. He found it very difficult to understand why the M Nation spent 3.5 billion US dollars every year to maintain the garrison in Korea. Those soldiers even brought their entire families. It was extrely expensive.
Therefore, he put forward his own opinion.
He was also preparing to send another ssage on Twitter.
–I want to withdraw the families of the Arican troops stationed in Korea back to China.
Apart from Chuan Bao, anyone would understand the seriousness of this Tweet. The withdrawal of the families of the U.S. troops stationed in South Korea ant that the U.S. troops were about to launch a full-scale attack on North Korea.
One could imagine that once this post was sent out, General Jin would imdiately plant a sun in the south.
Fortunately, there were officials from the pentagon in Chuan’s office. When they heard about this, they almost peed on the carpet. They tried their best to convince Chuan Bao to co down.
Since then, restricting Twitter when necessary had beco one of the ironclad rules of the aides.
Just like now.
Although they couldn’t snatch the commander’s phone from him, they could cut off his internet connection.
Ah Chuan didn’t post anything. He didn’t expect that the spies around him had tampered with it. After all, he was already in his seventies or eighties. Twitter was his only source of understanding of the world. His favorite thing to do was to watch television alone for a few hours. He didn’t see or talk to anyone. He was such a lonely boy.
“What the f * ck is going on?” Chuan Bao frowned and slapped his phone.
The Minister of Defense took the opportunity to start persuading the commander again. During this ti, he had a brief conversation with his colleagues and ca up with the best way to persuade the commander.
Because he was narcissistic, paranoid, prideful, boastful, liked to be in the lilight, and had a very strong self-esteem.
He said,” Mr. President, according to your plan, we will send the four ard forces to jointly attack and even broadcast it worldwide. You want to use this to show the strength of the United States and your will. But if the attack is not satisfactory and even fails, what will happen?”
The Minister of Defense used a tone that was similar to a threat to coax a child.
” The whole world will treat us as a laughing stock. Our allies will look down on us in private. Our enemies will laugh at us in public. Those who are hostile to the free world, those in Asia, Africa, and even Latin-Arica, will treat them as the best material to mock us…”
” Even at ho,” he said in a low voice,” your competitors and rival parties will criticize your lack of leadership. Even your supporters will be disappointed and think that you can’t defend the United States well…”
” A new round of riots may happen. Those doomsday believers will spread riots everywhere. Even the confidence of the capitalists in the United States will decline. Money will withdraw from the United States, and the market will shake due to panic. Our stock market will have a big problem. Can you bear the consequences?”
Ah Chuan was silent for a full 30 seconds.
“Alright, alright. What do you think we should do?” He looked away and nodded.
” Destroy it!” The Defense Minister turned to look at the giant monster that was advancing.” Before the civilian satellites and civilian ships discover this thing, use nuclear weapons to destroy it!”
At this mont, a mber of the National Security Council who had been silent all this while spoke up.” The release of nuclear weapons in the waters near the United States will definitely be observed. How are we going to explain this to the public and the dia? How could he explain this to the other countries? This is a nuclear explosion after all.”
The chief of defense turned to look at him.” The U.S. Air Force Global Strike Command released the news first, saying that this is an ordinary test launch plan. The launch schedule is set three to five years in advance, and every launch plan has to be prepared half a year to a year in advance. It has nothing to do with anything happening in the world!”
“So, what will happen?”
” What?” Another safety committee mber raised his pen and pointed at the sea monster.” Will the nuclear bomb directly blow it up or lt it?” I an, we have to at least figure out where this thing ca from and how it was produced. This requires dissection, testing, and research. Do we need a collection plan and a relatively complete corpse?”
The defense chief hesitated for a mont.
” I still want the whole world to see the power of the United States!”
– Fuck.
The Defense Minister looked at Chuan as if he had eaten sh * t.
Ah Chuan was also looking at him, his eyes filled with displeasure and disapproval.
He kicked out the forr defense chief, Ma, and promoted him. But soon, Ah Chuan also saw the nature of this piece of sh * t. When Niko was rioting, he actually refused to send troops to suppress it, causing Ah Chuan to beco a bunker boy. He was ridiculed by the entire Internet, and he actually dared to argue with him.
Ignoring the kindness of knowing and receiving is really a cold shoulder.
– Fire you after the election.
“We can choose the best of both worlds.”
The witty Donald also thought of a perfect solution. No one knew this better than him.
“Double insurance.” He said,” This is a good opportunity to show the world the strength of the United States and unite the Arican people. Your military must have been having a hard ti recently. The Army eSports team will be scolded by the entire Internet if they throw a white phosphorous bomb in the ga. You guys are the sa. This is an excellent opportunity to show a positive image. It’s more useful than filming ten Transforrs movies. Other than that, we also need that guy’s specin.”
“So, double insurance.”
Ah Chuan snapped his fingers.” The reporters who signed the confidentiality agreent will set off with the army and film the entire scene of the four ard forces launching an attack. If the war goes smoothly, we will imdiately switch to the live broadcast on the internet. We will let the world see the entire process of the powerful Arican army defeating this alien, the underground creature, the mutated radiation creature, and whatever it is under my wise command!”
” If sothing really goes wrong, we won’t broadcast it live. We’ll use nuclear bombs.”
He looked at everyone in the office. There was no discussion in his tone, only an order.
“Let’s do it this way!”
The officials looked at each other and suddenly realized that this idea seed to be not bad.
The Defense Minister thought for a mont and nodded slowly.” You’ve convinced , sir. I’ll imdiately convene a combat eting and prepare to launch a joint attack on this invading enemy.”
He stood up and thought of sothing. He emphasized to Chuan,”Please don’t post on Twitter!” Don’t, don’t, don’t act rashly, Mr. President.”
The golden-furred commander waved his hand impatiently.
Thus, the M Nation’s war machine began to operate.
anwhile, the Astofor, the Knight of the Eastern Pacific Ocean, was carrying the fog crystal and the illusion of a huge sea monster as it headed towards the territory of the only superpower on Earth. Its speed was neither slow nor fast.
The most powerful military force on Earth would soon attack.
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P.S. 1: 5,000 words. By the way, I updated 6,000 words yesterday and the day before yesterday. The four days before the day before yesterday were 5,500 words, so the 3,000 words I owe have already been paid off. I’ll see if I can write more next month, although the recent plot is more difficult to write.
PS2:And to make it clear, the political figures in the article are not from reality. You can see that the nas are all different. Also, the words and deeds of the fictional Arican commander in the article are not fabricated or fabricated. Whether it is events, words, or personality, they are all based on the best-selling books in the United States in reality. They are written by Bolton and Bannon, by Trump’s niece, and by Woodward-by the way, the last one was the one who had a full confrontation with Richard M. The man of the hour in the news industry who brought him down with the Watergate scandal.
PS3: Therefore, writing this chapter is actually quite emotional. I used to think that Trump was a wise and shrewd businessman, but the more I looked at him, the more I felt that he was a bad and stupid fool. It was not until I flipped through a lot of information to write this plot that I gradually confird this view-but the absurdity of the world lies in this. Such a paranoid, crazy and stupid guy can actually lead the United States and cause us so much trouble. This makes feel that the modern bureaucracy is perfect and powerful. They couldn’t help but sigh at the wealth of the United States. There was still a long way to go. The revolution had yet to succeed, and it was far from the ti of victory. Everyone, please encourage each other.
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