Casual Heroing Chapter 79: Whip

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You she looks at , not knowing what to say.

Want to go on a date? I want to visit the Gardens. I was thinking about taking a vacation.

What?! Youve just opened! Lucinda looks like shes on the verge of pulling her hair out.

Well, theyll wait. You know, sotis you have to wait for the best things to happen, I shoot a wink her way, and she blushes a bit.

Ow, she punches my arm and then places a hand on the back of my head to kiss .

You are an idiot, she mutters on my lips.

All the way, I reply gently.

This woman cant even fathom how much she warms my heart with her unruly violence.

Can I ask an uncomfortable question? I say while pulling back a bit.

There is one obvious thing we still have to discuss.

Sure.

When are you leaving Amorium? And you really dont mind if I co with you?

In two months, for sure. I thought of leaving early to do so networking at the academy, but she looks at with a smile. I can catch up on that when I am studying there.

I exhale, happy. Two months is not too bad.

And if you want, you can certainly co. We are allowed to bring a retinue of servants to help us in our daily life. Residents have to apply if they want to live in the Citadel by the academy. And you are

Too handso? I volunteer.

A Human, she jabs at my shoulder.

Ouch, are you always this violent? I ask reproachfully.

Only if I like soone, she says, copying my wink.

Oh, man, my heart just lted.

Hehe.

I start grinning like an idiot.

Joey, do you really want to co with ? she asks, biting her lower lip.

I dont know that many people here. Ill miss the girls from the bakeries, but Im sure I can bring Stanimal with and open a bakery over there. Im not sure about Lucillus since the guys after Flaminia. But maybe I can convince him too.

Only residents and students can open a shop, Joey. And you are neither, she points out.

Well, worse cos to worst, Ill apply as a student, ditch the courses, and bake. How about that? I wink at her. I might be a [Light Mage], but I still kick-ass.

We still have to talk about your magical aptitude. You you can do things, she says with a serious face.

Yeah, yeah. We can talk magic all we want. But, I lean in with an extrely serious face. There is sothing I want to do, first. Its imnsely important, and its sothing I couldnt do before. Do you mind if I do this one little thing now that you are my girlfriend? I have dreamt about this since I saw you for the first ti.

She goes serious, probably thinking Im talking about magic. I guess shes imagining showing her one of my great spells.

Show . Im very curious to see what you are capable of, she braces herself, ready to withstand so first-class magic.

Now, close your eyes for a second, I say with a conspiratorial tone.

Why? she asks.

Just do it. Its going to be great. I promise.

Hehe.

She closes her eyes, and for a second, I forget my misdeeds. I almost lose myself in her focused expression, with her eyelids so tight and strained, her nose slightly curled. If Plato had the right guess, I cant believe theres any other person whod fit my other half more than Lucinda.

But, alas, more serious matters co calling.

Well, here we go. Just keep your eyes closed and

Sothing great happens, sothing she would have never expected to do.

One could say that the entire universe is actually contained in a single place in the human body. I an, at least for so people. It depends on the size of that place. There are bigger and smaller places. And sure, one could argue that a smaller place might be cozier and easier to manage. But thats not , brother.

See, its a simple matter of opportunities per square foot.

If you buy an apartnt and are a musician, you need space for your piano, right?

And if you like to beat drums, figuratively, you need space for that too, amiright?

So, making it more explicit for the densest, if you like hanging out around your apartnt, office, or whatever, you need to have good square footage.

And when a musician first gets his piano inside the new house, what does he do?

Well, he plays it. Or with it.

Thats why my hand is now quite firmly pinching Lucindas caboose while my legs start running off imdiately.

JOEY! she yelps, outraged.

Byeeee! I start pumping my legs, hoping to make it to the door before

Sothing latches onto my ankle, and I fall right on my face.

Ouch, I say while touching my cheekbone. Oh, dude, I hope I didnt break anything. Cant ruin this national treasure.

I try not to look directly at Lucinda, but I cant help noticing the long translucent whip that grabbed my foot. Oof, things will get kinky in this relationship, wont they?

Joey Luciani! she says with her face completely red.

Lucinda

I dont know her last na, do I?

Now that I think about it, I dont think I know the last na of anyone here. Mmm.

Well, one thing less to rember.

You are going to pay for this, she says while keeping the two extremities of the whip in her hand and suddenly tensing it.

Oh, boy, I grin, I hope you are not going to use that on .

Or do I?

Hehe.

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