A very fit elf stares at with a frown that puts Lucilluss to sha. This woman has a cute pink apron on her front, on top of a dieval chef attire; but if she didnt have that, she could have easily given a military general a run for their money.
How you doin? I ask with a wide smile while winking.
She slowly takes out a massive wooden spoon from a pocket in her apron and starts tapping her other hand with it.
Do you want to go to prison again? she asks her cousin.
This guy says hes a baker and that hes good, Clodia. I dont know how he got here, but hes one of those classless weirdos and needs a job. He currently doesnt have a penny. And you always complain with Aunt Marcella that you dont have enough good workers.
She doesnt bother replying to her cousin and just stares at .
Hey, nice to et you Im Jo
What kind of baking can you do? she interrupts ruthlessly.
Shes kinda hot once you get over the fact that shes probably stronger than and shes my exact sa height.
Im specialized in cakes, frosting and decorating. I can make bread easily. I can make savory pastries, like sugarless croissants, and prepare a good filling that will fly off the shelves. The only problem is that Im not from anywhere close and I may need a day or two to adjust to your ingredients.
Honest, at least. Is that a spellbook?
Yeah, trying to learn how to spit fire or sothing to incorporate it in my desserts. I think I could pull off a an Cr Brule if I could have nice control over the size and the temperature of the fla.
She stares at hard and then naturally asks.
Whats a cr parle?
Brule. You take so custard and caralize the sugar on top with a fla.
Caralize? she raises an eyebrow.
Heat the sugar so much it becos a liquid?
She takes by my shirt and starts dragging toward the lab.
We dont have a open fla to use to caralize the toppings, sadly. But I just heat up the sugar and mix it a bit with a rudintary whisk to make it liquid.
She stares at the thing, enraptured.
I didnt know sugar did that, she says whispering.
No one ever tried? You have a bakery, magic, and God knows what, and no one had ever thought of caral? Dudette, we can beco rich with this simple trick alone, up top!
I raise my five, but she looks at confused.
You slap the hand with yours, like that.
I high-five myself and then we try again.
She almost breaks my hand, shoulder no, the entire arm.
Also, it kind of turned on, to be fair. I fancy a strong girl. Even though Officer Lucinda is my biggest crush at the mont; but its not like we are married. Yet.
Whats your na?
Apparently, now she wants to know.
Joey Luciani, miss Clodia.
Weird na, she shrugs and goes for a handshake. And its chef Clodia for you.
To be honest, Im a bit hesitant considering that she almost broke my hand in two with the previous high-five. But I do wonder what this beautiful woman can do in bed to a man.
I grin like an idiot while she mauls my hand.
In that mont, a super cute Elf, much shorter than us, cos to Clodia.
Chef, sorry to interrupt, but we have a VIP custor waiting for you. They want a custom dessert for the dance they are hosting.
This shorter Elf has so serious curves and I regret that shes wearing the all-covering uniform. I bet she has so raging well, lets not be crass now. Lets say shes hiding quite the treasure hoard under that ensemble.
Well, being among Elves has not been that bad so far.
Did Lucinda have? I cant rember now. God, how did I not notice? What if she has little plums?
Ill be there shortly. Let arrange so work for the human, first, Violante.
I stare at Violantes backside.
Thank God not all elves are super slender with a ballerina physique. While I turn to my new head chef, I notice that shes staring with the sa grin I was donning a second ago.
Wait a second.
WAIT A SECOND.
Oh man, Clodia bats for the other team, doesnt she?
Second hot girl I et in a day and shes gay?
I an, Ive just arrived. I havent even settled. I cant just accept her not being a possible love interest.
Isnt it a little weird that Im in dieval tis and I already t a mber of the LGBTQ community?
Whats this, a Netflix show?
What about my strong girl fantasies, huh?
Clodia turns at and imdiately notices that Im looking at her weirdly.
You have a problem, human? she has spotted my disappointed expression.
Just wish I was a woman, now, boss, I give her my signature wink, adding a nice click with the side of my mouth.
I perfected this move in front of a mirror, practiced it a thousand tis until it reached perfect smoothness.
Clodia raises an eyebrow and snorts.
You wish, she shakes her head and points toward a corner of the lab, you are going to start preparing the ingredients for the night shift. Unless you are too good for that.
Oh, a test.
Not a problem.
I have to physically refrain from winking, this ti. It may appear I have a tic, like subway-girl.
Did the subway girl tell her na?
Oh, shoot. I dont rember.
And while I ponder matters of extraordinary importance, Clodia moves forward with her schedule.
Raissa, co here! Clodia shouts so loud that I would drop a plate if I had one. No one else seems even remotely fazed, though.
Chef? another Elf, this one quite plain, cos answering the call.
Teach Joey how to arrange the ingredients for the night shift. And show him around. When hes done, let him rest in the break room.
Yes, chef, the Elf woman does not even blink at the orders.
Clodia runs a pretty tight ship, huh?
If you dont behave, human, Ill have your guts be the filling of my next pie. Is that clear?
My signature wink cos out on its own volition this ti.
Sure, boss.
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