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LET GO! IM NOT GOING THROUGH THE QUEUE! ITS MY RIGHT TO REQUEST BEING SENT TO Prison! LET GO, I SAID!
I never said I was a rational person.
I do like to read a lot, and I might give off the impression that Im so sort of a refined intellectualeven though my mother once said no one had ever thought that nor referred to as one, and I was the only person labeling myself as a refined intellectual.
Well, back to the present problem, Im trying to shout, flail my arms around, and run away from my dood fate. I could have been facing a Dragon, and I would have simply died in a few seconds, charred, had I not picked up the damn heavy book that was still with .
Many guards are looking at with an amused look while Lucillus and Antoninus are literally dragging , with my legs gone limp, toward the room where Im supposed to have the interview.
Cant we throw him away for a while? Antoninus grumbles.
Sure, and you tell Captain Drusillus we are taking up space in a cell because an idiot doesnt want to speak to a clerk. I so want to spend my next two weeks on the graveyard shift on the walls.
A woman Elf, the first I see up close, cos out from the room, storming and shouting at the two guards.
Whats all this ruckus?! I was taking notes on my studies, and I almost broke my pen because of this commotion!
Antoninus and Lucillus hoist up, already wincing since they expect to scream again. But now, all the talk has gone out of .
The woman I have in front of is not just a younger Elf than the two guards, but she is most definitely my future wife. She has shoulder-length hair, a bit tomboyish, eyes so green and deep I think I just ended up in the Amazon Forest.
Haha! I kickstart my legs once again and pat the astonished Antoninus and Lucillus on the shoulders, freeing myself from their grasp.
We were jesting, miss, my deepest apologies. Antoninus and Lucillus were just a bit down, and I was trying to cheer them up. It wasnt my intention to disrupt your important work, I give her the most shaless smile in my life.
The two tall guards by my sides have nothing to say because what just ca out of my mouth was so absurd that they are still catching up with reality. The woman eyes with a bit of suspicion, but then she wrinkles her beautiful nose and gestures toward the door.
You are here for a mage-conducted interview, right?
I most certainly am, I say with the broadest smile a person can muster.
I put the spell-book that I had been holding to my chest under my armpit again, and I follow her into the room, winking toward the two wide-eyed guards and closing the door right behind .
I am Officer Lucinda, my future wife says, and I will conduct this interview under a truth stone with you.
She whips out what looked like the dieval version of a legal pad.
First and last na, please.
Joey Luciani, single, not married, I state candidly.
The truth stone, a simple gem on the center of the table, shines a bright green.
Didnt ask that last part, she replies while not taking her eyes off the pad and only glancing once at the stone.
Once she has my identity down, she continues.
Mr. Luciani, whats your order of business here?
I found myself without a penny under unknown circumstances, and I would like to find a job as a baker in the city to pay for accommodation and food. Maybe even buy a book or two if they are not too expensive.
The stone flashes green once again, and she jots down what I just said with chanical precision. She doesnt just have the accuracy of a machine, though, but also the coldness.
Mr. Luciani
Please, call Joey, I smile.
Mr. Luciani, so is [Baker] your main class?
I have no classes.
The stone flashes green, but she doesnt write on the pad this ti.
No classes?
Yep, I nod while pointing toward the truth stone flashing green.
How old are you? she asks with a frown.
Well, officer Lucinda, it kind of depends on how old you are and if you date younger n, I return the question with a smile.
See, I have every problem in the world with approaching a girl without a pretext. Im not good at cold approaches. But once you say even just hello, well, we start dancing, baby.
It is in your interest to know that I can declare you not just unfit to receive a city approval to work here, but I could also flag you as a dangerous individual.
The truth stone flashes green.
Oh, it goes both ways.
Thats interesting.
I would rather go to prison than have to go through all the forms for the city, I say with a bright smile, but Im happy I got the most beautiful Officer in the city with , so beautiful I could even go through a library card registration process if you were my library clerk.
Green, green and green.
Not a lying bone in this body, Officer Lucinda.
She narrows her eyes, clearly not happy that a human weirdo was trying to hit on her. But as I always told my mom, dating is like ga theory.
And that was pretty much it. I have no idea how ga theory works, but neither does my mom.
Officer Lucinda bends to fish sothing from her loose robe and slowly rests a stick oh, thats a magic wand! on the table.
I am entitled to use force in case the subject has any intention of harassing in any way.
Green.
Oh boy.
I wouldnt mind you using force on , Officer Lucinda, I flash a wink at her.
And the other thing that flashes is
Green, baby.
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