Casual Heroing Chapter 204: Refreshments

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Can you refresh my mory? I dont rember agreeing to any of this.

The white Elf with a midlife crisis written all over her face, Alia, is dragging Zahra, the Human black woman, by one arm while Alba and Anneus follow a few steps behind. I have to admit that for a guy with crutches, Anneus is quite fast.

Oh, co on! We have to eat the green together! Alia says.

What?

We have to eat together! Its a tradition among Elves!

Tradition for what?

For when you et new friends! Its the law of hospitality, dummy! Didnt your mom teach you?!

God, please, stop from arguing with this woman.

I didnt know that either, Anneus says. But if its truly a tradition, Gioeius, shouldnt we all go to your place and eat sothing together? You wouldnt mind, would you?

I actually have sothing to take care of

Oh, dont be silly! Alia imdiately releases Zahra to make a clutch at her next prey, Alba. We are all going! No one will be left behind! Co on, chop-chop! HA! Ive brought up two male Elves. Do you think I cant handle you just because you have longer ears? Co on, lady, lets go!

I an, since Im already accused of treason, couldnt I just add a little murder on top of my counts? What difference would it really make?

Thats how we ended up walking to my place, a cozy apartnt I bought with so of the money from my bag of holding. I asked Lord Juler and Princess Valarith to help with a little ritual to pay for the rest of my expenses. I had never perford one, so it was more of an excuse to learn so cool magic. The fact that the royal treasure is now much lighter is just a side-effect, a little bonus, a sweet cherry on top. Learning is the real reward in life, of course.

You live here? I can hear Alba's slightly guttural voice from over my shoulder.

I look at the two-floor establishnt I purchased thanks to so shenanigans and smile.

Just my humble abode.

For all the rotted roots, Anneus swears, you must pay dozens of golds a week to stay here!

More like several thousand to buy the place, but lets keep that under the rug for now.

Please, I say while fiddling with a key in the hole. Its just for show, though. The real lock is magical, and I had Lord Juler guide through a complex enchantnt for the whole place. Its not a Tower, but its impenetrable unless you are very skilled. And most of all, there are so many enchantnts to hide the magical signature and energy leaks that it must look like the most boring house in the city.

Hello! Alia says, stomping inside, almost throwing to the ground. Hello, there!

No ones ho. I live alone.

She suddenly turns to , mouth wide-open.

WHAT?!

Cool, right

All alone in this big house?! You must be super-lonely!

Im doing quite fine, to be honest

Dont worry! Well keep you company whenever you want! We can even study together! A study group! Alia is probably a few seconds shy of jumping up and down in excitent. I can see the impractical shine of a housewife who doesnt know much about social events in her eyes.

Wow! Thats a lot of food! her eyes widen when she takes a better look at my living room.

I actually forgot about it.

The room is a huge ss there are two couches with a coffee table in front of them and, on the other side, a dining table. On top of everything, you can find trays full of food, casseroles, and pans. Anything, really. Its unreal.

Yeah, I bake when I need to relax. I went a bit overboard.

Thankfully, there are preservation runes all over the place. Otherwise, we would be talking about several dozens of pounds of food that would be rotting. Yeah, yeah. I know. Ive gotten a bit neurotic while waiting for school. I didnt exactly sleep much. What can I do about it? Thankfully enough, I have one of the spells that Lord Juler taught .

[Induced Insomnia]

And tonight, I will pair it with a nice [Sleep].

All good, really.

You cooked all of this? Alba says while taking a few steps forward with her very long legs.

Yeah. If you are hungry

HELLO!

I turn to find myself in front of what has to be the shortest Elf Ive ever seen. He looks very young and is well-dressed. But, after working in a bakery for years, I can instantly recognize a famished person.

Ahem! I ant salutations! I heard that a feast for students is taking place here, is that correct?

What?

Sure! Enter! Gioei is showing us his place. He said we could take all the food we wanted. I think I saw you at the ceremony! Whats your na?

Oh, a fair [Lady] is here, I see! My na is Marcellus!

Jesus Almighty. Soone, please, throw a lifeline here.

What is even happening?

WOOF!

Right, I forgot about that too.

A small dog cos running at full speed a dog that is frowning and looking eager to bite .

Good evening, Princess! I say to the dog, feeling a bit of sweat dripping down my back.

Oh! This dog is so cute

Princess Bianca, my Wallorian Treasurer, currently under disguise to appear like a dog, jumps up with all her strength and kicks Alia right in the chest. The poor woman instantly tumbles to the ground, and Princess Bianca lands in my arms.

Yeah, sorry about that. Princess Bianca is very touchyouch! I ant; shes reserved. And she doesnt like when strangers address her tooer, loudly?

Princess? Anneus snorts. Thats just

I wouldnt say that if I were you, I say while turning cautiously.

Princess Bianca is already giving the stink eye to both Alia and Anneus. But when she sees Alba, she freezes for a second. She sniffs the air and jumps out of my arms, weirdly enough. She loves being carried, the spoiled little brat. My sole companion quickly sniffs Albas legs before snorting.

This dog is weird, Alba says, clearly uncomfortable with Princesss antics.

Shes royalty, I say with a sigh. Treat her accordingly. Also, Alia, please, dont do that.

Alia was clearly on the verge of sneaking in on Princess Bianca to pick her up. Im not sure Ive ever told you this, but Wallorian Treasurers have really strong jaws. Once she becos an adult, she will be able to burrow through magic mineral veins. Yeah.

Princess Bianca slowly turns to the bashful Alia with a baleful aura around her, pure death in her eyes.

Co on, Princess, I plead.

The woofs squeals, yeah, squeals, really thats magic at work, converting the sound into a more appropriate one for the animal. Its all Princess Valariths work. Even she was surprised to see a Wallorian Treasurer in our current age. And she apparently likes a lot. Gee, I wouldnt want to know what it feels like not to be liked by my little pig.

But seeing how Princess Bianca looks interested in eating up one of Alias limbs, Ill probably find out soon.

Princess! I order with a stern voice. What have we discussed! Behave like a good dog!

She looks at with narrowed eyes, but she scampers off to her couch, although not before an eye-roll. Yeah, her couch. The division of things in this house has already started.

What a gentle and smart animal, says the guy Ive totally forgotten about.

I ignore everyone for a second and plop on the couch. The lack of sleep is finally having so effect on .

Eat all you want. I doubt you can finish it all. If you want, you can even take so ho. Ill probably bake more later. So of the long bread is better eaten with at. You can find so in the cupboard with the glass pane, and there are plates right beside it.

I start chilling on the couch with my eyes closed a little nap. However, the spell wont let fall asleep for another few hours. Well, it wouldnt be a bad idea to socialize with these people a little. Ive co so far to know people. Maybe Ill even make so new friends. Im still lukewarm about that after the debacle. A part of refuses to acknowledge what had happened and to accept that, for once, my expectations might have been set too high.

So, Alia. Whats up with you? How co you want to beco a [Mage]?

Suddenly, the woman freezes. She was snooping around my house when an innocent question stopped her dead in her tracks. Im not clear why she would react like that, but theres clearly sothing more below the shallow surface.

I just have a lot of free ti on my hands since my boys are always out. And my husband died a while ago, so Im mostly here to spend my ti productively. My job as a [Caretaker] was a bit boring, and they always told my talent for magic was good.

Thats cool, I nod. I also feel a twinge of guilt in my guts. I should be less of an asshole to this poor woman. She is probably very lonely, isnt she?

What about you, Zahra? Where are you from?

Zahra, unlike Alia, has remained stationary for the most part. And, Ive noticed, close to the door.

I was a soldier. I co from Sobek.

Laconic, huh? She is definitely running for Lucilluss positionno. Lets not fra things like that. I dont want to dwell on the past. Whatever happened, happened, and I cant change it. These are different people with different stories. I shall not be unfair just because Im not satisfied with what happened in the past.

Sobek?

The continent of rivers, Alba murmurs.

The what?

You dont know Sobek.

Zahras words do not pose a question. Now, she is looking at with more interest compared to before.

Im not big on geography, I smile.

Six big continents all around Sobek is known for its rivers, Epretos for our towns. Teiko has the big bad Humans, Foresta the illusions. Carilia has all the different masses, but Ko has the ground-gashes, Alia says in a chopped-off nursery rhy.

Huh.

Didnt they teach you the rhy when you were little? Alia asks, confused.

h, I had a particular upbringing. I spent most of my ti abroad. Weird stuff. My family is in the [rchant] business, you know? My education has spots all over.

Does it? Zahra is now looking at with even more interest.

Did she pick up on sothing? Is she suspicious? Are all people on Sobek black?

These refreshnts are of the highest quality, Marcellus says while stuffing his mouth and probably risking suffocating himself with every chomp.

You dont have many personal objects, Anneus says while shuffling around with his crutches.

Heh, Ive moved here very recently. And my parents have taught to travel light. You dont want things you cant sell in your bag of holding, you know?

But you still cook enough for dozens of people. And nothing to rember them by? Anneus ask while looking at a preservation rune Ive drawn myself.

Not really.

This rune is very well made. Who drew it for you?

I did it.

Liar, Anneus doesnt even look back.

Prick, I reply with a smile.

This ti, he turns back with a frown.

Did you really draw that? A preservation rune is like a tier-three spell. But we arent even proper first-year students yet.

So people co to the academy having already studied a lot of magic, Alba intercepts. Ive studied it myself. I could draw so basic runes. Nothing like a preservation one, but I could draw so heating ones.

And you seed very good at [Telekinesis] or whatever space movent and displacent you were doing at the ceremony, I say to Anneus, hoping to change the topic.

Well, he returns to the rune and doesnt finish the sentence.

Anyway, about the study group thing, I say.

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