I look at Stanimal. My man is sorting out so of the ss I made in his absence.
Taking care of the administration is not easy, especially when you hate doing it with all your might. But I told my manager that from now on, I wanted to take on more responsibilities its ti for to mature a little, I think.
Ancestor, Princess Laura cos out of the kitchen while the other employees listen to Stans directives.
Well talk later, Stanimal says to the Princess in a mostly neutral tone, eyeing right after.
Co on, my man. We are on the verge of a new era for Elves! Joey Luciani is going to marry your niece, Stanimal!
You know, so people would probably think, Joey, you just t her, you cant marry her. And thats fair. I an, at least I get where you are coming from. On the other hand, though, this Princess is the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes upon. But Joey, you cant marry soone just because they are insanely beautiful.
Well, watch .
Were getting married, baby!
Plus, Im sure youve noticed that theres sothing deeper going on between Princess Laura and , havent you?
While my elucubrations occur in my head, a familiar figure enters the bakery.
Agostina? I look at my ex-landlady with Julia and Domitilla in tow, her sister and niece, respectively.
Joey! Julia shouts.
See, my bakery is quite big. The architectural work of Lakaris has yet to start. Between the ss with Stan and so stuff the Goblin had to take care of, everything got delayed. However, apparently, I own almost every single building in front of the Adventurers Guild.
Julia, if you are here for the mandatory training I point an accusatory finger at the woman.
No, no. Dont worry! I wrote you off that. But your next expedition is coming up soon. This ti, its an extermination quest. Youll need to kill lots of monsters on the second floor of the Dungeon. The Adventurers Guild fears that a spillage may occur soon. Therefore, they are rounding up teams and individuals with highly destructive powers.
Julia is basically my liaison for the Guild. She takes care of explaining everything and delivering quests to . I still have no idea how the bureaucracy of those things works, and I dont intend to find out anyti soon. Baby steps.
Ok Hi, Domitilla, I smile at the young and prosperous woman.
Hi, Joey! the woman hugs despite the disapproving gaze of her aunt.
But as soon as they are done saying hi, their gazes move to a corner of the bakery.
Thats where Princess Laura is sitting and reading a magical to. They all go wide-eyed, even the icy Agostina.
Yep, we got a special new employee. Shes not that good, but shes learning. Do you want to say hi?
In an instant, all three won turned to as if I had just insulted every God they believed in.
So, the rumors are true. Thats Princess Laura, says Agostina, almost whispering.
In the flesh, I wink.
What is she doing here? Julia asks.
Learning how to bake, how to treat Humans decently, and possibly getting married.
Marriage? Oh, right. Appius Claudius, the noble whos rumored to be the next Elf to reach the rank of [Archmage]. Hes the greatest husband prospect on the whole continent! If I'm not wrong, their marriage was arranged a while ago, I hear Domitilla say.
Excuse ?
Co again? I say, narrowing my eyes.
The gossip is that Appius is smitten with the Princess, even though shes been refusing his advances for a while. However, their family saw a perfect opportunity to reinforce the crown and get them together whether they like it or not.
I can feel a pair of eyes on , and I turn to Stan. The old, silvery man is grinning.
Oh, you damn scher! Whats this, now? What kind of consud clichs do I have to go through?! Whats next? We get engaged, but her mother hates ? Will I have to go through feats of strength and courage to claim her hand? Will her mother cheat and make them as hard as possible for to die on my quest?
Why did I just
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Lady Luck, please, forget everything I just said. Please!
My ears were tingling, I hear a feminine voice behind .
Your Highness! the three won bow their heads, making a small curtsy.
Congratulations on your imminent marriage, Your Highness! Domitilla blurts out, panicked.
Princess Laura looks at . Shes probably trying to incinerate with her gaze, isnt she?
Appius is a great man, Your Highness, Julia adds, Im sure you will be the greatest couple ever to exist. Im sorry if my daughter is blabbing; shes just dumb. Maybe Ill marry her off to this other idiot by your side, Your Highness. Im sure they would make a wonderful couple of flat-eared idiots.
Oh, thank you for your kind words, the Princess smiles with a glint in her eyes. She keeps her eyes on while she asks with a stretched smile: Do Joey and Domitilla share an intimate relationship? Im sorry about my ignorance; I just arrived here because of my uncle.
Your Highness, do not apologize, please, Julia replies nervously, Joey and my daughter have never shared a bed, but Im sure neither of them would mind. And if he gets her pregnant, it would be an easy excuse to marry them both and
WOAH! I put my hands out to stop them both. Whatever tangent you are on, get off imdiately. Im not marrying Domitilla I an, Domitilla, no offense. You are gorgeous, but Im already busy on that side of things, so to say. Im still waiting for an answer, though. It seems that my quarry didnt really tell everything. I reply while smiling brightly at the Princess.
Are you still hung up on Lucinda? says Agostina, the icy witch.
Oh, who is this Lucinda? You know what, Ill have a table ready for all of you. Why dont you sit with while we share a chat among won? Only won, obviously.
Wait.
What?
How is this turning out like this?
Agostina, for Gods sake, why did you have to ntion Lucinda?
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