The old lady got worked up, "Nonsense, who drinks and hugs bar girls, getting all handsy like that?"
The old man looked totally awkward, "You knew about that?"
"Hmph!" The old lady let out a cold snort, "I know about all your little secrets, I just never bothered to call you out on them."
The old man gave an embarrassed laugh, "Honey, you’re the best, so can I still go out for drinks once in a while?"
The old lady’s eyes went wide, "Oh? So you want to find so pretty young girls, bar girls as gorgeous as our daughter, to drink with?"
The old man’s face turned dark, "Don’t talk nonsense, I’m old, I couldn’t handle that anymore even if I wanted to."
"I was just drinking, nothing else!"
*Gu Qingcheng was there on the sidelines, curling her toes in embarrassnt. Whether her parents felt awkward or not, she for sure did.*
"Ahem, ahem!"
"Dad, Mom, weren’t you here to give advice? Can you not argue, please?"
The two old folks paused, finally realizing their daughter was still right there with them.
"Uh!" "Damn."
*Their old dirt had just been dug up by their daughter. All those embarrassing stories, they felt absolutely dead inside.*
"Right, right, the advice! Honey, look at you, picking fights again. It’s all your fault."
"My fault? You’re the one who did those things in the first place, so you’re the one to bla!"
The two glared at each other for a long mont, but then turned to Gu Qingcheng, getting deadly serious,
"Xiaogu, your husband’s got all those beast girls, if you can’t keep him close, can’t win over his heart, your position could be replaced any ti—it could all go downhill in a flash."
"So, among all those beast girls, you have to stand out."
"Whether it’s in the bedroom, in daily life, or in cultivating, you have to be the best."
Gu Qingcheng nodded, learning very diligently, "Got it."
The old lady said seriously, "Xiaogu, in daily life, you should practice your cooking skills, learn your husband’s food preferences."
"There’s an old saying, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach first."
"Your cooking better be better than all those beast girls’, got it?"
Gu Qingcheng replied, "Gotcha! Starting today I’ll work on my cooking and study Xiao Ye’s food habits."
The old lady looked very pleased, saying, "Also, if Xiao Ye runs into trouble, you have to be the most capable beast girl, the number one at getting things done for him."
"By the way, what’s your realm?"
Gu Qingcheng lifted her chin, all proud, "Saint Realm Perfection! I’ve got the highest realm of all Xiao Ye’s beast girls!"
"Ziran and Xiaoxi just hit early Saint Realm."
The old man gave a double clap, "Nice! That’s aweso!"
"The higher your realm, the bigger your advantage—won with a high realm always attract n the most."
Gu Qingcheng hesitated a mont, "But Xiao Ye’s got that little maid, she’s at Quasi-Emperor Realm Great Perfection. If there’s sothing he needs done, he can just send her."
Both elders froze.
*Right, how could they forget—the maid who looked so sweet and obedient, she was a super powerhouse at Quasi-Emperor Realm Perfection.*
Gu Qingcheng went on, "But that little maid is my servant too. I can boss her around as well."
The elders’ eyes lit up, "You’ve been Hang City Empress for years, you definitely have your own way of handling things. Give her instructions, let her work for you."
"That way, you’re in the lead again, among all those beast girls!"
Gu Qingcheng’s face lit up in delight.
The old man said, "As for cultivating, that’s still your advantage. The higher your realm, every ti you break through, your husband gets the biggest benefit in return."
"Oh, right—what realm is your husband now? How old is he?"
Gu Qingcheng answered, "Great Venerable Realm Perfection. Age... uh, 18. He awakened as a beastmaster less than a year ago, hasn’t even turned 19 yet."
The old man, "!!!"
The old lady, "!!!"
*Great Venerable Realm Perfection at 18? Holy crap, that’s insane talent!*
*With that kind of talent, even in the Rule Domain, no one could compare, right?*
*No wonder their daughter liked him, and he still had so many beast girls chasing after him.*
"That’s my son-in-law for you. The first ti I saw him, I knew he had Great Emperor potential. I liked him from the start." The old man said, beaming with pride.
The old lady nodded, "Great son-in-law, Qingcheng, you’ve got excellent taste."
*Gu Qingcheng’s mouth twitched, Thinking back, didn’t you guys oppose it at first? Liked him from the start, my ass. That’s just pure nonsense.*
*Divine Soul Gu Qingcheng couldn’t help but giggle. Gotta admit, her parents were actually kind of cute.*
"Alright, we’ve taught you everything we can think of for now. If we co up with anything new, we’ll teach you then." The old man clasped his hands behind his back, leading the two won out to the living room.
Right then, Yunxi was chatting with Xiao Ye.
"Yunxi, just half a month ago we were together, then I left the next day. Did you miss ?"
Yunxi replied, "I did!"
Xiao Ye asked, "What did you miss about ?"
Yunxi seed to rember sothing, her face blushing, "Everything."
Xiao Ye pinched the icy goddess Yunxi’s soft, fair cheek, "Now that you’re seeing again, are you happy?"
Yunxi smiled, "Happy."
"Tomorrow we’ll be getting married. Anything you weren’t satisfied with last ti, I’ll make it up to you."
Xiao Ye’s eyes sparkled, "That’s your promise, then."
Yunxi lowered her head, "If you can break my defenses, then you can do whatever you want to ."
Xiao Ye’s face darkened, "No, you’ll have to lower your own defenses. There’s no way I could break through. I don’t have it in ."
*His realm was peak Great Venerable, but Yunxi was Saint Realm!*
*There was a difference of two full realms. How the hell was he supposed to break through?*
Yunxi blushed deeper, "Whatever you say."
Xiao Ye chuckled, "Heh, Yunxi, you’re the best."
Just then, Ziran chid in, "Xiao Ye, your beast girls heard you’re about to marry another two beast girls. They’re all coming to Hang City today to attend the wedding and the banquet together."
"Uh, and my disciple is coming too."
*Xiao Ye froze. All coming? The empress Cheng Bingxi is coming too?*
*That’s bad news, big ti.*
*Cheng Bingxi was his first love. What if she tried to ’fix’ him?*
Ziran covered her mouth, giggling, "What, Xiao Ye, are you scared?"
Xiao Ye’s eyes widened, "Scared? Nobody on this planet scares , they haven’t even been born yet!"
"If they want to co, let them co. Haven’t seen them in ages, I’ve really been missing them."
"If they dare throw a tantrum, I’ll whip them into shape!"
The old man ca over and patted Xiao Ye’s shoulder, laughing loudly, "Good son-in-law, co with for a minute. Your father-in-law’s got so things to tell you."
Xiao Ye scratched his head and followed him out to the backyard.
"Father-in-law, what’s up?"
The old man bead, looking ridiculously pleased, "Good son-in-law, I think you’re great. The mont you ca back, I took a liking to you, and the more I look, the more I like it."
"Just look at that handso face, that straight posture—totally my type."
*Xiao Ye was flabbergasted. Wait, does my father-in-law have so weird kinks or sothing?*
*Said he liked him at first sight, but back when he first showed up, the old man had a face like a thundercloud and wouldn’t even give him the ti of day.*
"Father-in-law, sorry, but I’m not into n."
The old man froze, then burst out laughing, "Appreciation! I’m just admiring you, that’s all!"
"You’ve got so many beast girls, you gotta know your limits, don’t waste that talent of yours."
"By the way, good son-in-law, I have so super potent supplents I can recomnd—real wild stuff. Back in my day, I was unstoppable with them, seriously effective."
*Xiao Ye’s face turned red. This old man is really sothing, actually recomnding him that kind of thing?*
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