Agreeing to Create Bad Games, What the Hell Is ‘Titanfall’? Chapter 290: This Event Can Be Silly, But It Absolutely Cann

“Alright! Wild Shark has successfully crossed the finish line, with a final ti of 1 minute and 20 seconds! An excellent result! Kicking things off with a bang!”

As Commander Guan’s excited voice rang out, the giant Shark Sculpture ca to a stop amid swirling grass debris.

Since the soapbox cars in this race had no brakes, contestants usually needed to crash into hay bales to halt their vehicles after crossing the finish line.

The cara zood in to show the Shark Sculpture again.

The shark’s front face was already crushed inward, and both wings had been torn off earlier during the bumpy ride.

anwhile, the two motion-sensing pods had completely fallen apart, leaving only the pod covers hanging around their necks.

Both riders looked extrely excited.

“A spectacular performance! Let’s interview these two!”

The host, already waiting at the finish line, stepped forward and held the microphone toward the pod riders:

“As the world’s first team to appear and finish the race, earning the opening victory, what are your thoughts?”

Passing the microphone to the older pod rider, he eagerly took it:

“Thank you all for the support. We’re thrilled to participate and complete this uniquely creative race.”

“And of course, thanks to President Yan for his trust and support.”

“He fully designed this vehicle!”

At the older pod rider’s words and gestures, the cara switched views!

A close-up of Yan Sheng’s face, filled with shocked disbelief, suddenly appeared on the big screen and in every viewer’s livestream feed!

Stunned for a full two seconds, Yan Sheng finally stood up amid Gu Sheng’s clapping and nodding, forcing out a painfully awkward smile as he raised his hand to greet the cara.

The audience exploded into laughter—

“Hahaha, turns out it’s the Yiyou CEO’s own design!”

“Looks like President Yan’s teeth might shatter from biting so hard!”

“Old Thief’s expression beside him is priceless hahaha…”

“Where on earth did Yiyou find these two embarrassing clowns? Hahaha…”

“Tomorrow the pod brothers will probably get fired for their left foot entering the company first!”

Although the pod brothers said thanks, it felt like they didn’t want to take the bla for the Shark Sculpture.

Pod rider: “Even if we get fired, I will loudly and raspy shout—The Shark Sculpture was designed by our boss!!!”

Laughing till tears ca…

Opening victory!

The appearance of the Shark Sculpture and the absurd post-race interview directly poked fun at the boss, pushing this event into a wave of hilarious climax.

However,

Just when everyone thought the Shark Sculpture was the peak of absurdity in this race,

More bizarre and funny abstract vehicles and morable scenes followed one after another!

There was the Self-Destruct Truck—

A massive polar bear slowly rose from the lift platform.

The crowd gasped!

This polar bear was made entirely of renewable foam, vividly lifelike, with the Golden Bull event logo printed on its back. It was crafted exceptionally well, sitting upright on a trailer supported by a four-wheel fra, towed by a main control car in front.

The audience burst into cheers!

Undoubtedly, this vehicle following Yiyou’s was XunTeng’s.

Compared to Yiyou’s Shark Sculpture, XunTeng’s car was clearly more refined and even cooler in design!

However,

Just as the audience admired the spirit of XunTeng’s vehicle,

In the next mont, two drivers suddenly jumped out from behind the polar bear and struck swag poses in front of the car!

The two drivers, one dressed in black and the other in white, had their clothes emblazoned with two commands—

One said Ctrl C, the other Ctrl V.

“???”

For a mont, question marks filled the screen!

“No more acting, huh?”

“Goddamn copy-paste!”

“Classic skills, right?”

“Ah???”

Hahaha, you guys are really pushing it…

Can we even say this?

This is so abstract, it’s insanely abstract…

Damn, that little polar bear knows how to have fun, love it!

“Feels like ever since CEO Ou beat it up back in the day, the little polar bear has beco cuter.”

Co on! Self-Destruct Truck!

“Hahaha…”

There was Pharaoh’s Tomb Relocation—

One of Egypt’s Golden Bull beverage raw material suppliers, Ept Company, creatively rged their country’s pyramid elents into the vehicle.

When a four-sided pyramid slowly erged from the lift platform, the crowd erupted in cheers!

“Oh my god, it’s actually a pyramid!”

“This is so creative!”

“Every participating vehicle is full of imagination, it’s basically a huge brainstorming gathering!”

“But the question is, how on earth do you drive this car?”

“Right? That seamless pyramid shape doesn’t look like it has a driving position at all…”

However,

As the audience debated,

With a click, under the eyes of everyone watching,

A crack appeared at the pyramid’s apex.

Then, a driver with pharaoh mask face paint sprang up from inside the pyramid like a bamboo shoot after rain.

Whoosh—

As the pyramid car sped wildly down the big slope, accompanied by an unintentionally stylish drift,

The crowd went wild!

“Damn! It’s drifting! The pyramid is drifting!”

“Hahaha, my mom told to get out so she could laugh…”

So abstract! Never expected Golden Bull’s sponsors to be this lively too!

Coming to this event, you can be silly, but you absolutely cannot lack fun.

Damn, hide this quickly! Don’t let the British see these skills or else the Egyptian pyramids will be taken to the British Museum tomorrow!

Britain: Roger! Reporting to the museum tomorrow!

Hired! Directly hired!

“Pharaoh’s Tomb Relocation”

Please stop making laugh, damn, my stomach hurts!

I can’t laugh anymore, seriously can’t laugh anymore…

…

Then there was “Third Sister Gets In”—

“Alright, we see the CSTG representative team’s monkey cart successfully passing the first ramp. Though a bit bumpy, the speed remains steady as solid as a rock!”

Amid the rolling rush sounds, with Commander Guan’s comntary, Ayin firmly held the steering wheel, sitting steadily in the four-wheeled car. On both sides, Yiyi and Nana had painstakingly painted little monkeys on discarded cardboard, vividly lifelike.

Behind him, in a simple sedan chair connected by iron chains, Cousin sat upright, wearing a helt and gripping the handles tightly.

“Splash!”

“With water spraying! We see the monkey cart again perfectly crossing the water pool!”

“Though the speed slowed a bit, they’re still the fastest in the entire competition so far!”

“If they maintain this speed, they will surpass Wild Shark and take first place overall!”

At this point, Commander Guan raised his arms excitedly:

“Up ahead are the final consecutive curves! The chance to break records is right before your eyes!”

“Go! Monkey Cart! You can do it!”

However,

Before Commander Guan’s voice even finished,

As Ayin and Cousin entered the curves at nearly 30 KM/H, Ayin suddenly swerved sharply to avoid a hay bale!

Snap!

Under strong inertia, the iron chain instantly snapped.

With Cousin’s startled shout: “Hey hey hey—damn it!!!”

Dry grass flew everywhere.

Cousin imdiately flipped off the car, plunging headfirst into the hay bale!

Ayin realized the tail was gone and hurriedly looked back:

“Hey? Hey! Damn, my sedan chair’s gone! Cousin! Cousin, are you alright? Hahaha...”

Of course, Cousin was fine. After all, the race required full protective gear, plus the outer cushioning hay was solid yet soft.

However...

“Hey! Hey damn it, don’t run off! Damn it! I haven’t even gotten on the car yet!”

With a bunch of hay stuck on him, Cousin chased the cart along the track.

“I can’t stop! You run faster! Go faster! Go Cousin, go!”

Ayin looked back laughing heartily as he drove.

The scene quickly spiraled out of control, and the livestream chat barrage beca unreadable, seriously lagging—

“Third Sister—get on the car, hurry!”

“Pfft hahaha…”

“Third Sister, why haven’t you gotten on?!”

So frustrating, you know? Hahaha!

Cousin’s neck was originally short, and the helt made it look like he had no neck at all.

“I’m laughing so hard I’m about to choke.”

This clip has kept laughing since New Year’s last year.

“Hahaha…”

Commander Guan deserves credit.

“Go! Monkey Cart!”

“You can do it!”

“Instant bad luck curse, I really respect it.”

“So hilarious, damn it…”

“Hahaha.”

There was also the top-tier morable scene of “Protecting the Pilot”—

“What? We participated too? I didn’t assign anyone to join!”

At the viewing stand, Gu Sheng glanced at the vehicle appearing on the lift platform at the big slope: a BT7274 cockpit-shaped car.

Then he looked at the driver wearing pilot gear and a pilot helt, hair ssy from the wind.

Damn.

Why does this fun seem to be targeting ?

“Of course I arranged it!”

Beside him, Shen Miaomiao giggled proudly, a mischievous sparkle in her big eyes.

Gu Sheng was speechless, a bad feeling slowly rising in his heart.

As expected,

The finale appearance of BT7274 and Pilot Cooper imdiately caused a global uproar!

“BT’s starting!”

With the excited shout of the comntator doll:

“One of Golden Wind’s flagship works, Titanfall’s main character BT7274 and its pilot Cooper rush down the track! A very steady start!”

Rumble—

The solid vehicle body crossed the slope, jumped the ramp, and passed the water pit.

It was clear this vehicle’s weight had reached the competition’s maximum limit.

The already low-slung body almost hugged the ground, wrapped in a hard plastic shell, making the ride very smooth.

However,

Because of the excessive weight, its speed was far slower than the other cars.

Rember, soapbox cars have no power source.

Lower speed ans the vehicle’s montum is nearly exhausted.

Sure enough,

After BT crossed the water pit and barely made two curves,

Thud—

BT ca to rest leaning against a hay bale, clearly out of montum.

The doll’s voice sounded:

“But fortunately, the finish line is right ahead, and the pilot can push BT across… Wait? What’s he doing?!”

With the doll’s shocked shout,

The pilot pushed open the cockpit door and stepped out.

But instead of rushing to push the car, he took a mini blower from his waist.

Then he pulled a big balloon from his pocket.

He connected the mini blower to the balloon.

The water-blue balloon instantly inflated.

The pilot placed it on the seat.

Then, he turned the car around, aid at the finish line, and pushed hard!

Whoosh!

BT flew backward, carrying the big balloon!

The pilot knelt down in pain, reaching out regretfully toward the retreating BT car!

Damn!!!

Gu Sheng imdiately understood what this guy was doing!

A voice etched deep in his DNA echoed in his mind—

【BT: Protocol Three, Protect the Pilot】

【Cooper: B-T!!!】

Rolling—

As BT crossed the finish line,

The water-blue balloon exploded!

!!!

Confetti fluttered as the global audience went wild—

“Damn!!!”

“So abstract! I can’t take it!”

“Hahaha, damn you guys!”

“I knew what he was doing when he pulled out that balloon!”

“The Ark, right?! Protocol Three, right?! Protect the Pilot, right?!”

“Hahaha, look, Old Thief is already covering his face... I’m laughing so hard I’m sick, and it left Old Thief speechless hahaha…”

Old Thief sat up in bed at midnight: “Isn’t he crazy???”

So abstract…

An amazing skill! I’m calling this the best act of the event!!!

Wait, who is this? This cosplay is incredible!

“And it seems even Old Thief doesn’t know!”

Here it cos! Post-race interview!

Amid curious chatter from the audience,

The big screen showed the host approaching the pilot with this amazing trick:

“A unique breakthrough style! From the audience’s enthusiastic cheers and our lively broadcast, it’s clear you deserve today’s Best Creativity award!”

The pilot’s voice ca from the helt, laughter muffled:

“Hahaha, thank you, thank you. Thanks everyone.”

“We also noticed just now that although you’re racing as a GW driver, it seems that GW’s CEO and chief director Sam didn’t know about this?”

As Joe’s voice spoke, the cara shifted.

The big screen gave a close-up of Gu Sheng.

He shrugged and spread his hands with a completely surprised expression, confirming Joe’s question—

He really didn’t know who this driver was.

He didn’t even know Golden Wind had drivers signed up for the race.

And that they pulled off such a stunning old-school reference!

Seeing this, Joe laughed heartily:

“So, mysterious driver, can you now reveal your true identity to us?”

Hearing this!

The entire crowd held their breath, and all the viewers in the livestream gaped in curiosity.

Who is this person? Why did they enter the race without Golden Wind knowing? And why are they so familiar with classic Titanfall scenes?

Under the spotlight,

The mysterious driver nodded: “Of course.”

Then,

He slowly bent forward, leaning down…