Agreeing to Create Bad Games, What the Hell Is ‘Titanfall’? Chapter 289: The Ultimate Ridiculous Stage! Come If You Dare

[Yiyou's Mysterious Battle Vehicle Is Ready! See You on January 1st!]

[Hello everyone, we are Nuyan Gas, practicing racing for two and a half years, and we're going real with actual cars!]

[Daily Gaming News wishes you a Happy New Year. The Golden Bull Challenge on New Year's Day, we'll et you in Sweden!]

[Your energy surpasses your imagination! The Golden Bull Challenge is about to unveil! Co cheer for Shark Girl!]

[On January 1st, CSTG heads to Sweden. My cousin and I will lead the team, live outdoor broadcast]

[...]

One announcent after another.

One after another.

And another.

From Xunteng Yiyou, the top comprehensive dostic ga company,

To first-tier giants like Nuyan, Zhenting, and Tianlang.

From comprehensive gaming dia platforms like Daily Gaming News, Player Campfire, and MotionWorld,

To ga livestream platforms such as Shark, Black Flag, and Xiaopozhan.

And top strears like Ayin, Liu Liu, and Qiezi.

Even—

WAWA: Hello everyone, I am WAWA. I’m delighted to participate as a comntator for the Golden Bull Challenge. Together with @Comntator Guan, who is definitely not a jinx, we’ll bring you Mandarin comntary. Don’t miss us on New Year’s Day.

Comntator Guan: Hello, I’m comntator Guan. I’m honored to be invited by Golden Wind to be the Mandarin comntator for this Golden Bull Challenge. On January 1st, @WAWA and I will et you in Sweden. Don’t miss it.

Comprehensive companies! Major ga giants! dia forums! Livestream platforms! Top strears!

Even professional comntators!

Shen Miaomiao sat in her office, staring at the overwhelming flood of announcents and posts, her scalp tingling!

Too terrifying.

Because right now, what lay before her was an entire representative team of the Chinese gaming industry!

Yes!

Every person, organization, and group related to the dostic gaming industry!

All participating in this ultimate ridiculous Soapbox Car Challenge!

The unprecedented sensational lineup quickly ignited the entire gaming community in this cold year-end!

“Huh??”

I really love a phrase from Golden Wind’s players (doge face)

“So this challenge... isn’t an abstract ga?”

“Holy crap!!! A full-scale mobilization?!”

Shocked! Old Gu is no longer satisfied with abstract gas! This ti it’s real-life performance art!

Right? What the hell is this ultimate reputation fruit? Companies, dia platforms, strears—all in the ga?”

And there’s even Comntator Guan and WAWA, damn! The alliance’s top comntators are all here!”

This is... basically uniting the entire Chinese gaming world...

After all, this is a company featured in China Daily. Who dares to disrespect it dostically?

This is the Chinese gaming circle’s grand New Year’s party...

“So why Sweden?”

Probably because the event wasn’t approved dostically...

Because modified cars aren’t allowed (doge face)

Even bicycles can’t be modified (shock)

Abroad is fine, Sweden is six hours ahead, their morning event coincides with our afternoon.

Crazy, Little Yellow...

Gone mad!

The entire gaming community’s participation instantly pushed this once lukewarm event to the forefront!

Even the overseas gaming circles were shaken by the sensational effect!

Moreover,

More importantly...

My 10 million that can lose 100 tis!!!

Shen Miaomiao felt as if she were wearing a mask of agony, painfully holding her forehead:

“Ah—there’s no way to prevent it—!”

Originally, she was still confident.

After all, according to the system’s rules, to profit on this deal, the net profit growth must reach 10 million dollars within 7 days.

Note, net profit growth, not total profit over 7 days.

Because the ultra-advanced system can accurately calculate normal 7-day profits with an error margin no greater than 100 dollars,

And now, both Sekiro and Peak Kingdom are still in their sales peak period, with high baseline profits and limited growth space.

In other words, relying on this brand promotion to achieve 10 million net profit growth in 7 days is quite tough for Golden Wind.

But Wan Fang never expected!

Old Gu actually pulled off sothing so extre!

The entire Chinese gaming circle, top to bottom, was all convinced by him!

In other words,

This event can be called Golden Wind’s full-scale promotion to the Chinese and even the global gaming industry!

All 16 of their gas will benefit from this grand promotion!

An average of 625,000 dollars in sales per ga would perfectly complete the task.

Shen Miaomiao wasn’t bragging.

Judging by the promotional montum,

10 million dollars in 7 days is easily attainable even with eyes closed.

Thinking this, Shen Miaomiao sighed.

Ahem...

As the saying goes, when Heaven is about to bestow a great responsibility upon a person, it first hardens their will.

It seed that before Overwatch, she basically couldn’t afford to lose a single penny and had to quietly be a successful female CEO.

God is fair.

Shen Miaomiao nodded.

Heaven must have thought I would lose enough in Overwatch to reach financial freedom, so I can’t have too much gain now; that’s why I have to endure these failures first before receiving the greatest reward.

“Yeah! That’s right!”

Thinking this, Shen Miaomiao’s mindset balanced out. She nodded and took a deep breath:

“In that case! Then—”

“Let’s—”

“Enjoy this ultimate creative and speed collision super challenge!”

“Ladies and gentlen!”

“I hereby announce!”

“The first stop of the Golden Bull Global Challenge—”

“The Sweden Soapbox Car Challenge!”

“Officially begins!!!”

With the host Joe’s loud and enthusiastic voice booming through the massive speakers!

The first day of the New Year, on the Seventh Avenue of Karlskrona city, Sweden, a scene of uproar and excitent!

As the only Baroque-style city in Sweden, Karlskrona lies next to the Baltic Sea and is known as the “Crown Jewel City.”

And right on this nearly one-kiloter stretch of the main road leading to the Baltic Sea, the entire area was under strict lockdown.

Hay bales lined both sides of the road as buffers, and outside the hay bales on the sidewalks, crowds of spectators ca to watch this strange and interesting challenge.

Continuous applause, screams, and whistles stretched for thousands of ters.

Following the excited crowd’s cheers along the track,

A tall platform with a huge blue arch stood at the starting point of the race.

At this mont,

Two East Asian n stood before the arch, both holding scissors, and simultaneously cut the red ribbon stretched across the start line!

!!!

Ti to go!

Confetti and strears exploded from both sides, fluttering everywhere. Under the colorful ribbons, Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing smiled and applauded, repeatedly waving to the cheering crowd below.

The foreigners sure have ti on their hands...

Gu Sheng smiled but inwardly scoffed.

From his position, he could see the entire street packed tightly with curious foreigners. Roughly estimated, there were thousands!

anwhile, as the two authorized live streaming platforms worldwide, Twitch and Shark’s chat barrages were absolutely on fire!

“It’s starting! It’s starting!”

“To be honest, I still don’t quite get what a soapbox car ans here...”

“Have you seen Handicraft Geng’s mobile skewer piano? Imagine using that for a race.”

“Hahahahaha, so iconic.”

“Now that you say it, I get it...”

“Damn, they should have invited Handicraft Geng.”

“No way, that piano has power; this race demands no power, just pure sliding.”

“Woah, that’s quite a challenge. The track looks about 700 ters with slopes, puddles, and steps.”

“No joke, an extre challenge race (doge face).”

“Aweso... extre.”

......

As the curious spectators continued chatting,

The challenge’s brief opening ceremony concluded.

Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing, as representatives of the organizers, each gave speeches, then took their seats in the VIP area.

After a short introduction of the rules,

Host Joe solemnly announced—

“I hereby declare! The Golden Bull Global Challenge—Sweden Soapbox Car Race!”

“Officially underway!!!”

Boom!!!

With the roaring music,

Two Mandarin comntators on Shark livestream also began their broadcast:

“Hello, everyone. Good afternoon. It is 8:30 AM Sweden ti. The Golden Bull Soapbox Car Race officially opens. I am comntator Guan.”

“Hi everyone, I’m WAWA.”

Boom—

The livestream chat exploded instantly!

“Hahaha, holy crap! You’re really doing this!”

“This is wild, LPL turns into a soapbox car race.”

“So perfect, brother! So perfect!”

“Hahahahaha, it’s so abstract, like a stone man casting a shadow kill ultimate.”

“Damn, only Little Yellow could pull this off. Switch to another company, and they couldn’t co up with such abstract stuff.”

“So damn funny hahaha...”

......

The audience laughed loudly.

Then comntator Guan’s voice sounded in the livestream:

“Now, let’s welco the first team to compete, presenting their vehicle—the Eagle Fury Shark!”

“Wow!”

WAWA, also a professional comntator, instinctively chid in:

“Just hearing the na, you know this vehicle is mighty and fierce. Eagle and shark combined, soaring to the high heavens and diving into the five oceans! Overflowing with power!”

As WAWA spoke,

On the elevated platform, a vehicle covered by a red cloth slowly appeared on the lift.

The red cloth outlined its wings spread wide.

The nacing snout jutted out, aggressively fierce!

Then—

Whoosh!!!

With the red cloth pulled away,

The entire audience froze!

A top-heavy, chubby shark with a pair of goofy big eyes suddenly appeared.

The red cloth’s tongue flopped out beside its mouth, looking like it was bleeding, covering the front wheel.

On both sides of the shark’s body, wings stretched out like seagull wings, covered in chicken feathers.

Underneath the shark’s body, two eagle claws stepped on two small wheels.

The entire crowd was silent for a full five seconds.

Then,

An explosion of laughter instantly swept the venue!

The chat barrage blew up—

“Hahahahaha, what the hell!!!”

“Whose ridiculous shark car is this? Huh? Whose? Isn’t anyone managing this? I’m calling the cops!”

“What???”

“Hahahahahahaha, Eagle Fury Shark, this na fits this car perfectly abstract!”

“Wait? Isn’t this just a big dumb shark sculpture?”

“Pfft hahahahaha!”

“Who the hell designed this? Trying to kill with laughter then steal my Yiyou X2?”

“Oh—right! It’s Yiyou! Look!”

Following this chat viewer’s reminder,

On the screen, the two drivers appeared.

Both wore foam-board boxes shaped like motion-sensing pods.

Though crude, the distinctive angular shape and the LED waistline all over made it obvious this was Yiyou X2!

The audience couldn’t hold back!

Hahahahaha I’m gonna laugh myself sick

I even suspect this is Xunteng’s team purposely trying to sabotage Yiyou’s image hahaha...

Where did Yiyou even find such an eye-catching outrageous package? Damn.

“Hahahaha I’m laughing my head off.”

“Go for it, brothers piloting the big shark pod!”

“Please stop, I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe...”

Too ridiculous, help hahaha...

A masterpiece! The ultimate opening act!!!

Laughing madly!

Opening thunder strike!

The shark sculpture tricycle and motion-sensing pod duo, personally designed by Yan Sheng, exploded onto the scene and instantly ignited the crowd!

Not just the audience, even the two professional comntators couldn’t hold themselves together upon seeing this combo, their voices trembling!

“G-good... good...”

Comntator Guan was clearly struggling to hold back laughter but kept trying:

“Definitely a very mighty car! So... so... hehehe...”

Comntator Guan was truly exhausted.

He wanted to comnt properly.

But when he saw the two pod brothers stuck in the big shark sculpture because of their size, he just couldn’t hold it anymore.

Taking advantage of no cara on the livestream, he muted his mic and crouched down, laughing and wiping tears.

anwhile, WAWA stepped up at this mont!

“Okay, then... hehe... with the staff’s help, our two players have finally taken their seats inside the Big Shark... Eagle Fury Shark!”

“Ready! Set!”

[Beep——]

“With the referee’s whistle, the Fury Shark pushed by staff rushed out, speed very fast!”

—!!!

With the horn blast, the big shark sculpture shot down the slope like an arrow from a bow!

The wings flapped wildly, seemingly on the verge of collapse.

The red cloth tongue fluttered rapidly in the air.

Those two eyes filled with playful intelligence also shook with the tricycle’s vibrations, showing a strong silly vibe.

The chat barrage was already losing it.

The scene briefly spiraled out of control.

Then the next mont!

The Fury Shark speeding along faced its first challenge!

“Okay! Starting at 40 kiloters per hour! The Fury Shark is about to face its first jumping ramp!”

“Let’s see if it can soar across the skies on its eagle wings!”

With WAWA’s excited voice,

A shout rang out inside the venue!

“It’s flying! It’s flying! It’s flying!”

Comntator Guan’s exclamations followed rapidly!

“The Eagle Fury Shark’s wings flew off!”

“But the Eagle Fury Shark shot forward like a swimr with loose trunks, flying like an arrow, leaving a pair of wings behind!”

“What a ridiculous stage—”

The two comntators, inspired, said in unison:

“Co if you dare to embarrass yourself!!!”