Here's what happened.
Dai Xiao Xue's fish died that day. She was depressed.
She had kept this fish for more than two years. The feeling was deep. She was reluctant to just throw it in the trash can. So she decided to bury it!
But after thinking about it, it didn't feel right. The burial was too dirty and it will be corroded by ants and bugs after death. She considered this too pitiful.
She had no choice but to co to An Ping with the fish's body.
After thinking about it for a while, An Ping suggested sothing surprising: "I think it can be cremated!"
Dai Xiao Xue agreed to this thod at once.
At first, they were really serious about cremation of the fish. Who knew that the more they roasted, the more fragrant it beca. The sll wafted out and both of them started to drool over it.
Dai Xiao Xue spoke: "After so many years of feelings, I decided to eat it and let it be reborn in my stomach!"
An Ping thought it was a good idea. So he took out beer and other things. The two of them drank while grilling.
Because the restaurant was already on track, two other master cooks were hired in the restaurant. An Ping didn't have to stay in the restaurant all the ti.
So at this ti, they were grilling fish and drinking beer the first branch's rented ho. The adults weren't at ho, aning leaving only the two of them. One can imagine how comfortable they got.
Dai Xiao Xue's drinking capacity was obviously not great. After two sips, she talked more; chirping like a little sparrow.
"An Ping, what's the matter with my dad? I said that I don't like studying and he still force to study. It's really hard for !"
An Ping stretched out his hand and rubbed her head. He uttered with empathy: "I understand, I understand very well! People like us are born incompatible with books. Every ti I look at the words on the books, I feel like they are flying around like flies. Flying around in front of , I can't wait to slap them to death!"
Dai Xiao Xue nodded heavily: "You're right! I can't wait to tear up all the books! It's annoying . Especially English. Those letters are like caterpillars. They know , I don't know them, Why is it so difficult?"
As she said that, she raised her head and took another gulp of beer. After this gulp of beer, her head beca even more dizzy. Everything she saw beca double.
"An Ping, why do you have two faces? Hahaha, you're so funny!" She reached out to hold An Ping's face, but almost ca up empty.
An Ping quickly hugged her and said, "Be careful, you little dummy!"
When Dai Xiao Xue heard him scolding her, she imdiately beca angry and pouted: "You are the little dummy. Your whole family are little dummies! Oh, except for Elder Sister Da Qiao!"
An Ping didn't get mad when he got scolded and innocently grinned: "Haha, Younger Sister Da Qiao is indeed very smart. If only we were half as smart as her!"
Dai Xiao Xue's little head nodded: "Ain't that right! But you said that you are cousins. Why is she so good-looking and smart and you aren't good-looking and don't have a brain? This why...why...burp. "
She burped as she spoke. Then she let out a breath; spraying hot air onto An Ping's face.
An Ping squinted his eyes from the sll of her alcoholic scent: "That's because my parents aren't good-looking. Nor is their brains good. Haven't you seen my little sister? Sobbingly ugly, okay?"
Wan Chun Ju, who was helping in the restaurant's kitchen, sneezed, rubbed her nose and muttered, "Am I sick?"
Qiao Zhen Guo laughed and said, "Wife, you are as strong as a pig. You can't get sick even if a pig get sick!"
Wan Chun Ju was irked!
Most people said as strong as an oxen. How co when it's her, it was a pig?
She didn't dare to quarrel with him. After the two of them were scolded by her mother-in-law last ti, she was particularly worried about mother-in-law bumped into it!
She wanted to vent her anger though. She pinched Qiao Zhen Guo's waist.
However, Qiao Zhen Guo's flesh was so hard. To him, it felt like tickling. He said to her, "Wife, how do you know my skin is itchy? Go up a little bit. I'm also a little itchy there."
"..."
Wan Chun Ju was steaming!
Little Dong Yun, who was recording a record at the filming company, sneezed. She sweetly mumbled, "Soone must be badmouthing !"
The teacher who taught her to sing reassured her: "Man Yun is so cute, how could anyone be willing to badmouthing you?"
Little Dong Yun pursed her lips and smiled.
Because little Dong Yun's na wasn't nice or elegant enough, the company gave her a stage na, Qiao Man Yun.
Qiao Family was still used to calling her little Dong Yun.
At this ti, An Ping and Dai Xiao Xue were already drunk and dizzy. They kept supporting themselves into the inside of the room.
While walking, Dai Xiao Xue rambled on: "An Ping, if I don't get into college, can I go to your restaurant and work as a dishwasher?"
An Ping hiccupped and responded, "No problem. Co to if you can't survive. I'll take care of you!"
When Dai Xiao Xue heard this, she was so moved that she let out a slight fake sob: "An Ping, you are so kind to . I like you a lot!"
Bang sounded out twice.
The two entered into the room and fell on the bed one after another.
Dai Xiao Xue suddenly turned around and wrapped her hands on An Ping's face; squeezing his face so much that it deford: "An Ping, your lips look so red. I wonder what it tastes like?"
Then, without waiting for An Ping to answer her, she leaned over and bit An Ping's lips.
An Ping gasped in pain. Dai Xiao Xue nibbled twice and then... fell asleep.
An Ping endured the pain and pushed her away.
However, Dai Xiao Xue's alcohol tolerance and sleeping habit wasn't very good. After being pushed, her hands and feet imdiately wrapped around him like an octopus.
An Ping struggled a few tis, but he couldn't break free. In addition to this, he was drowsy. His eyelids were so heavy that it seed to be filled with lead. So he fell asleep after blinking a few tis.
Wan Chun Ju waited for An Ping to co to the restaurant. After waiting for a long ti and his arrival was nowhere insight, she couldn't help but feel a little worried.
She directed to her man, "Zhen Guo, An Ping should had already co over at this ti and he nowhere to be seen. Do you think sothing happen?"
Qiao Zhen Guo scratched his forehead and replied, "Probably not. If you are worried, why don't you go back and have a look."
Wan Chun Ju contemplated for a while and nodded.
She only got this one son. She must treasure him.
The place where they live wasn't very far from the restaurant. Only 20 minutes to walk there.
Because Wan Chun Ju was in a hurry, it took her fifteen minutes to arrive ho.
As soon as she pushed open the door and entered, she saw the barbecue waste all over the floor. Frowning, she scolded and searched inside.
Unforeseen, when she stepped into her son's room, she found him and a girl hugging. At once, a shriek sounded!
"Oh, my mother! My mother, How could An Ping do such a thing?"
"No, when did An Ping have a match. Why didn't I know?"
"Can't do. I have to go in and see right away!"
Wan Chun Ju stopped the shrieks and scream. Then she crept in, turned the girl who was hugging An Ping over, and a few words popped into her mind: So it was her! Of course, it was her!
When Dai Xiao Xue ca to help in the store at the beginning of sumr vacation, she was delighted. As they didn't need to pay Dai Xiao Xue wages. So they benefited.
But gradually, she couldn't smile.
Because every ti Dai Xiao Xue ca over, An Ping would cook her a table of good at and dishes. The money for those dishes could pay for three dishwashers!
Because she was Dai Shu Fang's niece and Huo Family's status and position were different, she didn't dare to drive her away. So she had to euphemistically tell her not to co and should focus on her studies.
But this person couldn't get other people's underlying hints. Instead, she told her that she didn't like to study and preferred to stay in the store.
Simply infuriating!
Wan Chun Ju stared at Dai Xiao Xue; her eyes almost bursting into fire. No wonder she said she liked to stay in the store. It turned out to be for An Ping!
Vixen!
So shaless at a young age. If it wasn't for looking upon Huo Family's sake, she would have slapped her to death with one palm!
Wan Chun Ju paced around the room a few tis. Before the two drunk people woke up, she went over to break them apart and then rushed out again.
This matter was too big. She must inform her man!
When Qiao Zhen Guo saw her coming back with no An Ping, he couldn't help but wonder, "Where's our son? Could sothing really happen?"
Wan Chun Ju mysteriously pulled him aside and replied, "Zhen Guo, let tell you, our son was hooked away by a fox spirit!"
Qiao Zhen Guo was stunned. Then he looked at her like she ntally retarded: "Wife, the state said that feudal superstitions cannot be practiced. Animals cannot beco spirits!"
Wan Chun Ju was so angry that she almost vomited blood: "It's not a real fox spirit. I an our son was hooked away by a girl. I saw the two of them lying on the bed!"
Qiao Zhen Guo let out an 'ah' and his eyes popped out.
Wan Chun Ju thought that he finally realized the seriousness of the matter. Unforeseen, his response was
"It's only been a few hours and they got into bed. Doesn't that an we're going to be grandparents soon?"
Wan Chun Ju: "..."
She felt that her man was sick in his head. At this ti, instead of asking who the woman was, he only thought about being a grandfather!
Simply exasperating!
Wan Chun Ju whacked him and stated, "That girl is Dai Xiao Xue. Our An Ping got together with her. I'm afraid that the parents of the other party will find trouble with our An Ping. So I think the best solution now is..."
Splash the dirty water on the opponent, so that the opponent had no chance to hit back!
But before she could finish her words, she saw her mother-in-law and Dai Shu Fang walking toward them. Her voice suddenly disappeared from her throat.
Qiao Zhen Guo glanced at her and said, "Wife, what's the best solution? It's like you're halfway through peeing, aren't you trying to suffocate soone to death?"
As soon as Qiao Xiu Zhi ca over, she caught her eldest son's words and almost rolled her eyes again: "Did you see Xiao Xue coming over here?"
"No!"
"Yes!"
Wan Chun Ju and Qiao Zhen Guo gave two answers in unison.
Qiao Xiu Zhi glanced at the two of them and coldly stated: "You have or not? Don't play tricks in front of !"
Being scolded by his mom like this, Qiao Zhen Guo imdiately sold his wife: "Mom, my wife just ca over and said that An Ping and Xiao Xue were sleeping together. She also called Xiao Xue a fox spirit. I already told her, there is no such thing as a fox spirit now!"
Wan Chun Ju: "..."
What did she do in her last life to marry such a fool in this life??
Dai Shu Fang, who was standing behind Qiao Xiu Zhi, went pale with a swoosh at his words: "Zhen Guo, what did you just say? What do you an by An Ping and Xiao Xue sleeping together?"
Qiao Zhen Guo scratched his head and replied, "Literally what it ans. But I didn't see it. My wife told ! She also said that she was afraid that your Dai Family would trouble us. She thought of a good solution when you arrived here!"
Wan Chun Ju's face was red and white: "..."
She really had the heart to kill him!
Qiao Xiu Zhi's gaze was like knives and it fell on Wan Chun Ju: "Eldest Daughter-in-law, tell everything you know, if you hide anything..."
"Mom, I don't dare to hide it!" Frightened, Wan Chun Ju shivered and quickly took over.
Then she told everything she had seen when she went back. Of course, her thought of Dai Xiao Xue seducing her son wasn't included.
If these kind of words got out, her mother-in-law won't let her off even if Dai Shu Fang didn't tear her up!
Dai Shu Fang's face turned even paler after hearing this: "They... both are wearing clothes, right?"
Wan Chun Ju nodded: "Wearing. The clothes are still in good condition."
If they didn't have clothes on, she wouldn't be so calm now. She would definitely blow the sky away!
Dai Shu Fang breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this: "Let's go over now!"
The group made way to first branch's rented ho. An Ping and Dai Xiao Xue still hadn't woken up.
What was even worse was that the two of them hugged each other again at so unknown ti!
Dai Shu Fang's face turned black. She forced Dai Xiao Xue to her.
Qiao Xiu Zhi pulled her grandson off the bed with one hand, then went outside to get a wet towel, ca back and threw it on his face!
The towel was cold. As soon as it was attached to his face, An Ping shuddered. Then he woke up in a daze.
Seeing so many people appearing in front of him, he couldn't react for a mont "Grandmother, why are you here? By the way, where is this place?"
He looked left and right. Then he saw Dai Xiao Xue lying on the bed. His mory ca back little by little and his face turned pale little by little.
Taking in his reaction, Qiao Xiu Zhi guessed that he rembered: "What? Rember?"
An Ping hesitantly nodded: "I had a barbecue with Xiao Xue. Then we drank so alcohol, and then..."
Wan Chun Ju felt distressed for her son, but also hated that iron wasn't steel: "Why did you barbecue? Is there not enough food in the store for you?"
How could An Ping have the face to say that they were going to cremate the fish raised by Dai Xiao Xue and it entered their stomach due to it's unanticipated fragrant sll!
He was too embarrassed to say. On this side, Dai Xiao Xue woken up and told the story in great detail.
After hearing this, everyone was speechless.
Qiao Xiu Zhi was even more speechless.
It turned out that stupidity was really inherited. The two couples in the first branch were already so stupid. If An Ping was really with Dai Xiao Xue in the future, wouldn't it be a bunch of stupid people flocking together?
Dai Xiao Xue's parents must know about this matter. The specific matter will be decided after discussing with Qiao Family.
Qiao Xiu Zhi apologized to Dai Shu Fang. Dai Shu Fang waved her hand and then led Dai Xiao Xue away.
Qiao Xiu Zhi frostily looked at the first branch's three idiots and reminded them: "You better let this matter rot in your stomach. Not one word get out. If anyone dares to ruin Xiao Xue's reputation, imdiately scram!"
Father and son, Qiao Zhen Guo and An Ping quickly responded, "Mom(Grandmother), we don't dare!"
Wan Chun Ju had a feeling that her mother-in-law was targeting and warning her. But she didn't dare to face head on: "Mom, I won't talk nonsense. I swear!"
Qiao Xiu Zhi coldly looked at them and then left with a dark face.
An Ping washed his face and hurried to the restaurant to work.
Seeing that everyone was gone, Wan Chun Ju's anger exploded: "Qiao Zhen Guo, why did you tell Mom everything I told you just now? Are you trying to get killed?"
Qiao Zhen Guo looked on innocently: "I wasn't. Mom, want to know, no? How can I hide it from her as a son?"
Wan Chun Ju was vexed: "You! You aren't allowed to speak in the future. If you dare to betray again, there's no end!"
Qiao Zhen Guo also didn't want to quarrel with his wife. If his mom found out, she would probably scold them both again.
So he saluted his wife and smilingly responded, "I'm sorry, it's fine, fart out, stink you!"
Wan Chun Ju: ""
The author has sothing to say:
Haha, about the last sentence Qiao Zhen Guo said. I rember a lot of this when I was a child. There was also "stingy scrooge, cold water, drunk it, beco devil". Does your place have this?
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