Chapter 293: My Hands Can’t Stop At All! (Part one)
Xu Cheng reached out to shake hands with these two senior brothers, also introducing himself, “My na is Xu Cheng.”
The 8 of Diamonds waved and said, “It’s no fun using real nas. To us Dragon Blades, we usually just go by our codenas or nicknas.”
Xu Cheng awkwardly replied, “But I don’t have a nickna.”
Bei Shan: “What do you an you don’t? Didn’t I give you one last ti?’
“Huh?” Xu Cheng looked at him in confusion.
Bei Shan: “Old Two!” (TL note: if you forgot from previous chapters, old two’s a slang for d-ck in Chinese)
Ooof!
Xu Cheng felt an arrow pierce his heart.
“Man, the mont I heard that nickna, I knew it was a powerful one that only you can handle. That’s decided then, we will just call you Old Two from now on!” the J of Diamonds laughed and said.
The 8 of Diamonds clapped and agreed as well. “Yeah, that nickna is dripping swag, just too domineering. Actually, in our Dragon Division, I don’t think anyone would call themselves Old Two! Only you can now, and that’s a symbol of power! Isn’t that great?”
Bei Shan nodded. “See, I actually put in a lot of effort into that nickna for your sake.”
Xu Cheng was speechless. “I want to KMS.’
Then, he asked Bei Shan in curiosity, “Senior Brother Bei Shan, so what are you three doing here?”
The 8 of Diamonds said, “Senior Brother Bei Shan said you are in danger, so we ca out. But by the looks of it, you seem to be in great shape.”
The J of Diamonds: “Old Two, I have a serious question for you though, so please answer very seriously.”
Xu Cheng nodded. “Ask away.”
The J of Diamonds: “Was that woman that you were carrying really your wife?”
Xu Cheng wanted to cry, how dare they all bully him like this? Did he need to bring his marriage certificate with him at all tis now to prove to people that the beautiful goddess Lin Chuxue was actually his wife?
Bei Shan: “I asked him that question already, so I can answer in his place. That beautiful-beyond-imagination goddess is really this guy’s wife.”
The 8 and J of Diamonds both exclaid in disbelief at the sa ti, “Senior Brother, you are not joking with us, right?’
Bei Shan rolled his eyes at them and said to Xu Cheng, “You go and explain it to them yourself.”
Xu Cheng looked at those two senior brothers of his and said, “No matter how pretty the woman is, the key is to use your heart to pursue her, not your JJ.”
The J of Diamonds glanced at him from the corner of his eyes and said, “As soone nicknad Old Two(sa as JJ, both an d-ck), you are actually telling us to court girls with our hearts? Don’t tease us.”
Xu Cheng: “I really don’t know what to say to you guys.”
The J of Diamonds said, “But hey, at least your Senior Brother Professor is making progress, at least his higherup wants to casting-couch him.”
The 8 of Diamonds. “...”
Xu Cheng: “Oh that’s nice, Senior Brother Professor, you should try it out with your higher up, maybe it’s true love.”
The 8 of Diamonds: “Go f-k yourself!”
The J of Diamonds: “Oh right, Old Two, how did you get your wife to be with you? Teach us a thing or two.”
Xu Cheng: “Very simple, just be thick-skinned and court her. What are won? They are flowers. And what about n? They are bull crap! And flowers need nutrients to grow, so how can they live without us cow manure as fertilizer? So, consider yourself to be pri cow manure and court her with the intention that it’s for her sake to be with you.”
The 8 of Diamonds actually nodded and asked, “Then how do you beco pri-level cow manure?”
Xu Cheng: “This is a great question. As a pile of pri-AAA cow manure, you have the flower growing on you right? Anyone that dares to approach it, you need to take care of the, all.”
The J of Diamonds: “For example?”
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