(Chapter 2) This Po*nographic Stuff isn’t Over?
“This isn’t right, this is clearly not right.”
Dumbfounded, she watched the simulation end, dumbfounded, she stared at the “Start Simulation” button go into cooldown, and dumbfounded, she went ho with a blank look on her face.
Sitting on a couch with a few holes in it, feeling its softness, Anna could only think about how her brain was still buzzing.
No, wait. ? A noble by birth, a graduate of the Knight Academy, a knight who upholds the spirit of chivalry and justice—how did the simulation make into the queen of... the adult entertainnt industry?
I’d rather die! I’d jump off the city wall this instant! There’s no way I’d ever beco the queen of the adult entertainnt industry!
Absolutely no way this is going to end up being true!
After all, this thing just popped up in front of out of nowhere—probably so silly simulator in my own head. It’s just for laughs, that’s all.
Trying to convince herself with this self-deception, Anna exhaled a sigh of relief and allowed herself to relax a bit.
Still... was taking a day off really worth losing my job over?
Thinking back to the simulation, where she was dismissed for skipping work for just one day, and recalling the image of her leader—a short, chubby man with a greasy, bald head, perpetually wearing a sleazy grin and reeking of sweat—Anna felt a wave of disgust welling up from her stomach to her throat.
Unfortunately, her empty stomach ant there was nothing to actually throw up.
... Looks like skipping work will have to wait for now.
But still… It's been such a long ti since I’ve had a proper day off.
Every day, it’s patrol, patrol, and more patrol. Especially now that it’s sumr—I have to wear that heavy suit of armor under the blazing sun every day. Honestly, if I weren’t officially registered as an F-rank knight, it’d be superhuman for anyone to not collapse from heat stroke under these conditions!
Even I sweat buckets every day after patrol. Every single day, I have to carefully maintain my armor. If I miss even a single day of maintenance, this plate armor will instantly turn into rusted junk...
And this armor needs to be maintained with a mixture of beeswax and oil, which isn’t exactly cheap either.
The end result? My monthly salary of 1 gold coin is really not enough!
The more Anna thought about it, the angrier she got. She jumped up from the couch, causing it to creak loudly.
Maybe I really should find a legitimate excuse... or maybe, just maybe, sothing unfortunate could happen to that annoying leader of mine.
But where am I supposed to find that excuse or engineer an unfortunate accident for him?
After racking her brain for a long ti with no results, Anna plopped back down on the couch, giving up for now.
“Ugh... I’m starving.”
Lying on the couch for a while longer, Anna muttered to herself before struggling to get up again.
Opening the cupboard, she was greeted by the now-familiar sight of its pristine, empty interior. Not even dust could be found there.
“Out of bread again, huh? Good thing I just got paid, so I won’t have to resort to sawdust bread this ti…”
The re thought of the hard, weirdly textured sawdust bread made Anna both speechless and resigned.
Well then, guess I’ll treat myself to so black bread tonight!
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Having barely eaten her fill, Anna returned to her shabby little ho and finally had ti to sit down and examine the life simulator again.
Even though Anna found the whole “Queen of the Adult Entertainnt Industry” title absurd, it was still an achievent nonetheless.
She distinctly rembered the tutorial saying that unlocking an achievent would open up a corresponding achievent system, complete with achievent points that could be exchanged for various items.
If she could trade for sothing like a big portion of preserved boar at, she wouldn’t have to worry about food for days and could actually save so money!
With a thought, she activated the simulator. However, after searching the main interface for a long ti, no matter how much she ntally willed it or even spoke aloud, “Open achievent system,” there was no response.
After a long and frustrating search, she finally noticed a small button tucked away in the top-left corner of the screen. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be the entrance to the achievent system.
ntally clicking “Open achievent system” again, the interface quickly switched to the achievent screen...
The way to access this achievent system is way too ridiculous! Are they trying to ss with ?!
Anna wanted nothing more than to yank the life simulator out of her head and give it a good beating, but unfortunately, that wasn’t an option.
The achievent screen was overwhelming, to say the least. Dozens upon dozens of badges cluttered the screen, making Anna feel a twinge of trypophobia—a rare sensation for her. Amidst the sea of grayed-out badges, only one bronze badge stood out prominently.
[Queen of the Adult Entertainnt Industry (Bronze): You successfully beca the queen of the adult entertainnt industry in a particular region. Your fa is unmatched within that area.]
[Reward: 1 Achievent Point]
[Condition to unlock Silver Badge: Beco the nationally renowned queen of the adult entertainnt industry.]
... Wait, there are tiers for this title?!
Anna could feel her blood pressure spike just from reading the silver badge’s unlock condition.
? A knight?! How could I ever beco so queen of the adult entertainnt industry?!
No way. This is going to remain a dark chapter in the achievent system forever—buried and forgotten!
While she scoffed at the achievent itself, the achievent point was still sothing she wasn’t about to pass up.
But this single point… feels kinda pathetic, doesn’t it?
Thankfully, the achievent shop wasn’t as infuriatingly hidden as the achievent system itself. It was prominently displayed at the top of the screen and easy to access.
After claiming her achievent point, Anna eagerly entered the achievent shop for a look around.
“What the—?!”
The mont the interface switched, Anna’s eyes were instantly dazzled by the items on display.
“Is that… the legendary Holy Sword?!”
“Wow! That’s the Knight Academy’s prized artifact—the Radiant Knight Armor!”
“Even the King’s Crown is here! I rember it’s inlaid with the world’s largest gemstone. What was it called again…”
“Even dragon-language magic?! Can I just learn it if I redeem it?!”
But as dazzling as these items were, the price tags attached to them were equally outrageous…
[Holy Sword of the Hero: 80,000 Achievent Points]
[Advanced Magic – Instant Teleportation: 10,000 Achievent Points]
These things aren’t even remotely in the realm of what I can afford with just one asly point!
Thankfully, the shop had a filter for low-cost items. After fumbling around a bit, Anna managed to switch to the low-price section:
[1,000 Loaves of Black Bread: 1 Achievent Point]
[Cloth Sofa: 1 Achievent Point]
... After seeing all those dazzling high-end items, the low-cost section was kind of a letdown.
But still, 1,000 loaves of black bread… If I redeem that, I won’t have to worry about food for a long ti! I could actually save up so gold coins!
Excitedly clicking into the item details, Anna’s hopeful expression quickly crumbled:
[1,000 Loaves of Black Bread: Mixed with a certain amount of wood shavings. Note: This product may spoil over ti.]
... I thought the food from this magical achievent shop wouldn’t expire? I can only eat two loaves of black bread a day—1,000 loaves would last 500 days… Of course it’s going to spoil eventually!
After browsing through the low-price section, Anna still couldn’t find anything she really wanted. The items were either low-quality food that would spoil before she could finish them or furniture she didn’t need.
She had originally hoped to at least exchange achievent points for so gold coins, but there didn’t seem to be any option for that either.
So this single achievent point is basically useless!
Disappointed, Anna exited the achievent system and glanced at the cooldown tir—still four hours left...
Might as well take a bath and call it a day!
As she lazed around on the bed, daydreaming, Anna wasn’t even sure how she managed to pass those four hours. But the mont the cooldown ended, she imdiately jumped back into the simulation.
After all, she had nothing better to do.
[Simulation Start]
This ti, no skipping work. Be diligent and do your job properly.
[Day 0: You had a good night’s sleep. Nothing happened.]
[Day 1: You patrolled the entire town. Nothing happened.]
...
[Day 4: It was supposed to be your day off, but your superior forced you to work overti. You patrolled the entire town again. Nothing happened.]
... This feels no different from real life.
Still, this ti, she didn’t skip work like in the last simulation. She diligently played the role of a hardworking, underpaid knight, patrolling day in and day out.
[Day 12: You patrolled the entire town. Nothing happened.]
[Day 13: Your superior assigned you to patrol the nearby forest. Without complaint, you headed out.]
Huh? Sothing new?
Previously half-asleep, Anna suddenly perked up, her attention fully focused on the simulation.
[While patrolling, you noticed that the forest was unusually quiet. The normally active magical beasts were nowhere to be seen.]
[As a knight, this unusual silence only heightened your vigilance. You stayed alert to every movent around you.]
[Suddenly, you heard the sounds of a fight up ahead.]
Finally, sothing exciting!
Just as Anna’s spirits were lifted, eager to see what would happen next—
[Distracted by the sounds of battle, you failed to notice what was beneath your feet.]
[You were captured by a Threadworm!]
What the—what now?!
Threadworms, those low-intelligence monsters that needed to capture females for asexual reproduction by sticking close to them, shouldn’t have been able to capture , right? Simulator, are you kidding ?!
[Although you’re just an F-rank knight, a regular Threadworm shouldn’t pose a challenge for you...]
[However, this particular Threadworm had been enhanced.]
[Thinking you could easily break free, you struggled—but the more you struggled, the deeper you sank.]
[You were devoured by the Threadworm Queen!]
[Your Low-Grade Armor was dissolved!]
[Your Rusty Sword was dissolved!]
[Your Cloth Undershirt was dissolved!]
[You were restrained!]
[The Threadworm Queen used its skill: Marking Imprint.]
[You obtained the passive skill: Womb Tatoo Lv. 1.]
Reading this series of developnts, Anna was completely dumbfounded.
But wait—why is this description starting to sound... questionable?
Nope! Stop it right now, simulator! You’re making feel weird!
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