Volu 9.5, Fumitzuki News (Adverts)
Using a brand new thod to deal with the inevitable low birth rates!
~Cultivating the interest in children within students~
In recent years, low birth rates are a common occurrence. In response to this, she may have another way of looking at things through the eyes of an educator, and tried to find a way to solve this problem. This solution was ‘to breed the interest of children in the students through summoned beasts’. The one who thought of this low-birth rates counter was Principal Toudou Kaoru of Fumitzuki Gakuen. In this experint, once two summoners’ information like personalities and appearances are processed, the system can predict what sort of child will be born. By interacting with the summoned beast, they would know how cute the child was and also understand the delight in building a family. The principal said that this was the objective of the current plan. Such a thod would be like a simple fortune telling ga, where people will see the children as easily as in gas. Such a topic would definitely bring about interest in those hoping to have relationships.
Our experts’ view on this matter.
In regards to this brand new thod the principal raised to deal with the issue of low birth rates and other related aspects, we had invited an expert with a paranormal understanding this this matter.
“Instead of the results, we should be focusing more on the process.”
Instead of cultivating the students’ interest in children, we should be focusing on the process to this outco and learn the details specifically. Tsuchiya-san said passionately. As our reporter inquired about what kind of things we should be learning about, he silently tilted his head back to hold his nose. It seed that he was enduring the hot-blooded ideals that were rushing out from his body.
Also, our reporter had interviewed the other students who took part in this experint, only to get negative feedback like “I got ssed around hard. I had enough of this.” and “I don’t want to experience such a thing. That damned old granny’s definitely up to no good no matter what she does.” It seed that just like how there are two opposing sides on the view of fortune telling, there are two opposing sides in regards to predicting the appearances of the children. Also, the aforentioned children-sized summoned beasts are just modifications of the summoners’ characteristics, and the children’s growth environnts and social relationships are not considered. As for this, due to the fact that technology isn’t at that level yet, it wouldn’t be easy to count in other factors. Also, there are still other questions regarding this like how the children that were born can only be set to be around age 2, and how boys can have babies with each other. The experint is interesting, but there’s still room for improvent in this test.
Class 2-F’s grades are improving.
According to rumors, class 2-F, hailed the number 1 worst class in the school, has been improving their grades recently. The general consensus is that part of the reason is due to the continual summoning wars helping F class to improve their grades. Class rep Sakamoto Yuuji-shi and Yoshii Akihisa-shi, who still has room for huge improvents, and even Tsuchiya Kouta-shi and Sugawa Ryo-shi’s grades have improved by a little. This may be considered an effect of Fumitzuki Gakuen’s managent.
Ho Economics Classroom exploded. Luckily, no one was hurt.
The Ho Economics Room, which was opened for students to prepare their refreshnts for club activities, exploded for unknown reasons. According to Hiji Mizuki-san, who was inside the classroom, “It suddenly exploded once I added Nitric acid, Sulfuric Acid and Glycerine last when I was making cookies.” The totally unexpected outco seed to cause her to panic. On the other hand, in regards to the news that the Ho Economics Classroom has to be closed, she indicated, “I love cooking the most, so this is really a pity.” Looks like she, who works really hard in studying, is seriously trying to learn how to be a bride.
Girls Swimming Club--Having Special Training for the et.
In preparations for the Autumn Tournant et, the Girls Swimming Team has started on special training. There are a lot of mbers taking part, and it seems that this special training will beco a competition of ‘The Strongest will survive and the Unfit will be eliminated’ in order to achieve their qualification for the next IH tournant. There are often many challenges seen in this extrely popular sports club, and the individual events seem to have such an occurrence as well. Let’s hope everyone can do their best to achieve a satisfying outco.
Advert—Non-popular King.
Sugawa Ryo, Special Edition.
The big reveal to the man who continues to break records.
Cos with DVD, 390 yen.
FFF produced.
Fight against pressure in current society.
Works extrely well against stomachaches and vomiting!
~All-powerful gastrointestinal drug~
Please purchase from the Chemistry Departnt.
Proven to be unauthorized by the Governnt.
Nearby School walk-along and eat-along MAP.
Yo!—tteke
From the school to the station,
The ultimate perfect edition map to all the alleys!
The piping hot ran in the shopping street alley is the latest craze!
First Issue, 150 yen.
Reviews
All reviews (0)