The two hadn't been looting for long when suddenly the sound of several car horns blaring outside the city reached them.
Jiang Siming and Tuan Tuan imdiately went out to take a look, expecting enemies, but surprisingly, it was all bare-chested fans.
"God Ming, I love you!"
"God Ming, I want to learn your skills!"
"Tuan Tuan, where are you?"
"God Ming, I'm a fan of your songs!"
....
There were a total of seven or eight people, and then a few more cars arrived, with about ten to twenty people gathered together.
"Oh no, I forgot to set a delay. These viewers must be watching my stream to snipe you, Xiao Ming ge," Tuan Tuan said, sticking out her tongue.
She usually doesn't set a delay because she relies on fans to give her free kills; otherwise, she wouldn't be able to get any kills herself.
Jiang Siming, on the other hand, always sets a delay. Otherwise, he would encounter a lot of fans every ga. He doesn't like interacting with fans in the ga, as it affects the gaming experience and makes it hard to eliminate them.
"No worries, let's just make this a fun ga," Jiang Siming said, not minding.
Since it was a fun ga, everyone lightened up, and over twenty fans circled around Jiang Siming and Tuan Tuan, cheering "God Ming is aweso!" and "4am is aweso!"
"Wow!!!! So many fans~"
Tuan Tuan's mouth opened in a cute "O" shape, like Pikachu seeing a monster. Her "wow" made the audience's bones feel a bit soft.
After landing, these twenty-so fans didn't do anything; they just ran around looking for people randomly.
Most of them were looking for Jiang Siming.
Jiang Siming also felt it was fun to play like this occasionally. This ga was turning into a hand-holding social ga.
Suddenly, Tuan Tuan, who had been following Jiang Siming, stopped moving. Just as Jiang Siming was about to ask her, an energetic English song began to play.
And Tuan Tuan started singing along with it — can you believe it?
"Dishang shun chiu zhu ballet~ Dishang shun chiu zhu pa lei~ Dishang zun jiu zai ao wok~ Dishang cun chuchu wai~ Dishang shu chuchu ho~ Aiwei badi gen wo yiqi~ Ai wei ba de~~"
This quirky singing reached everyone's ears. The song sounded familiar, but with Tuan Tuan's "construction-site" English, no one could figure out what song it actually was!
"The pig has gone mad, confird!"
"Hello, rehabilitation center?"
"A certain PUBG strear is going crazy live?"
"God Ming: ????"
...
The audience was laughing hysterically; this was typical Tuan Tuan behavior.
As she sang to the end, even Tuan Tuan herself laughed out of embarrassnt.
"Uh, uh, uh… seeing them all gathered together, I just wanted to add so background music. Xiao Ming ge, you understand , right?"
"I believe I can, and I believe you can definitely recover," Jiang Siming replied with a laugh, making Tuan Tuan laugh even more like a goose.
After goofing around with the fans for a while, Jiang Siming said goodbye to them and drove away with Tuan Tuan.
This ga, they just ssed around the entire ti. Jiang Siming didn't even want to get a win in this type of ga, so he and Tuan Tuan just stayed in the blue zone until they died.
Starting a new ga, this ti Tuan Tuan wisely set a delay, finally free from the masses of sniping fans.
After landing, they found a car and planned to go sowhere further to loot, which was Tuan Tuan's idea.
She said that starting out with a gunfight didn't give her a chance to chat with Xiao Ming ge, so it was better to play it safe.
"You drive; I'll eat so fruit," Jiang Siming said, switching seats and letting Tuan Tuan take the wheel.
Once Tuan Tuan got into the driver's seat, she imdiately started having fun by herself. There were a lot of players driving with them, with many cars and motorcycles passing by Tuan Tuan.
"Oh my! What's going on here? Is this a race?"
"Xiao Ming ge, look, everyone is driving, hehe."
No one knew why, but this girl just loved to laugh.
Just as a car passed right in front of her, Tuan Tuan imdiately changed her tone, sounding both cute and fierce as she shouted at the car ahead.
"Do you believe I'll ram you to death? Showing off in front of , huh?"
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"So, what's it going to be? Do you want to go at it? I'll send you flying!"
(Eager and slightly twisted)
Saying this, Tuan Tuan actually floored the gas pedal and charged toward the motorcycle.
But it turned out the other vehicle was much faster than hers; she couldn't catch up, and there was a big tree right in front of them.
"Brake, brake, turn around!" Jiang Siming, with a grape almost flying out of his mouth, yelled at Tuan Tuan in panic.
Because they were going too fast and didn't have ti to turn, Tuan Tuan forgot to hit the brakes and crashed right into the tree.
Both of them lost half of their health from the impact, and right after, another car ramd into them from behind.
In an instant, the car exploded!
Jiang Siming and Tuan Tuan were blown up inside the car, dead.
The audience burst out laughing.
Tuan Tuan: "Umm…"
Jiang Siming: "I need to stay calm; I need to get used to this. It's my fault. I should've told her to brake two hours earlier. I only have myself to bla."
Starting another round, they got a new car.
This ti, Jiang Siming decided to forgo eating grapes and, no matter what, didn't let her drive. He took the wheel himself.
"Uh… Xiao Ming ge, I think I can still give it another go…"
"Shut up!"
"Okay."
Their conversation abruptly ended as Tuan Tuan, the female driver, didn't dare say another word.
They safely arrived at a small town, got out of the car, and started looting.
"Tina! Oh my God, oh my God! Xiao Ming ge! I found a flare gun!"
Controlling her character dressed in a short skirt, Tuan Tuan excitedly ran to Jiang Siming, holding a small red flare gun.
"Such good luck! Nice, nice," Jiang Siming praised her.
Tuan Tuan generously detached the flare gun. For her, the flare gun was even more precious than a Kar98k, and she would never give it to anyone else.
But if it was for Jiang Siming, she handed it over without hesitation.
"Xiao Ming ge, you give it a try," Tuan Tuan said.
Jiang Siming didn't refuse, as he hadn't tried a flare gun before.
"But you can't shoot it now; we need to wait until the first blue zone finishes shrinking. If you fire it within the safe zone, you'll get a super airdrop. If you fire it outside, you'll get an armored vehicle. Each ga only has three airdrops and three vehicles."
Jiang Siming nodded at this and checked the zone. There was still ti, so he slung the flare gun onto his waist for the mont.
The addition of the flare gun would definitely quicken the ga's pace. As soon as it was fired, players nearby would surely co to compete for it.
This would undoubtedly add more bloodshed and make the ga even more thrilling.
After waiting for the first zone to close, Jiang Siming found they were right in the safe zone.
Without any hesitation, Jiang Siming aid at the sky and fired a shot. The only flare shot launched into the sky, producing a loud noise.
In the sky, a bright red fla appeared, lingering for a long ti, visible for several kiloters around.
On the map, Jiang Siming's location now had a flashing super airdrop icon.
Clearly, the ga developers wouldn't let you take it quietly. As soon as it's fired, everyone knows about it, with pinpoint accuracy. It's hard not to find.
Plus, it takes a full minute and thirty seconds for the super airdrop to land. During this ti, anyone with a vehicle, even from two kiloters away, could make it there.
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