Thunk~
Then, Xiao Tianyu continued, "I still didn't hear it clearly!"
Upon hearing this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor was dumbfounded. Hey, boss, are you not going to let anyone talk, and can you wait until I finish speaking before hitting ? After all, I'm the dignified Nine Heavens Divine Emperor.
Wait a minute, they're not playing by the rules, and after I announced my na, these people should be bowing to , right? How co... this plot isn't what I imagined? Could it be that these mortals don't know my emperor's na?
Thus, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor roared, "I'm with Li Tian, he's my boss, you know? And do you know who Li Tian is? He's the exalted Heavenly Lord, currently hiding on Earth..."
Surely this ti, these people will be scared stiff and kiss up to .
"What, Li Tian?" Guan Zhongyuan and the others were terrified, "You're the Heavenly Lord's little brother!"
"Of course, are you scared?"
But the next second, Guan Zhongyuan poured cold water on it, "With your pathetic appearance, the little brother of the Heavenly Lord, give
a break!"
Clank~
Upon hearing this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, who had not stood up yet, suddenly fell back to the ground, damn it, do I not look like the little brother of the Heavenly Lord? Haven't you heard that all the little brothers of the Heavenly Lord are... erm, they're all wretched?
At this mont, Qiu Qianren boasted arrogantly, "Do you know who this person in front of you is?"
"Who is it?"
"He is on par with the Heavenly Lord, adored by flowers, beloved by people, with a one hundred percent return rate, a god among gods, a buddha among buddhas, unrivaled in the world, beauty and wisdom combined, charm and strength coexist, the one whom beauties flock to, Xiao Tianyu!" Qiu Qianren flattered with a barrage of praises, "Pretty impressive, right?"
"..." Upon hearing this, Shangguan Biyue and the others stared blankly at Qiu Qianren, these complints were really extravagant.
anwhile, Guan Zhongyuan was dumbfounded, this bastard keeps stealing my thunder, you've finished all the complints, what else can I say?
"Never heard of it!" The Nine Heavens Divine Emperor seed a bit confused, these lines I think I've used them before.
"What, never heard of it?" Qiu Qianren snorted coldly, "You haven't even heard of our boss's na, you deserve a beating, boss, beat him up..."
Kidding, you haven't even heard of the boss's na, who else should be beaten besides you?
At this mont, Xiao Tianyu calmly said, "Just now you said, who is your boss?"
Ha-ha-ha~ The guy asking like this, is he scared? The Nine Heavens Divine Emperor was delighted, the boss's na is indeed useful.
So, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor said earnestly, "Of course it's the Heavenly Lord, he's on Earth..."
"Heavenly Lord, who's that? Never heard of it!"
Bam~
Before the voice fell, Xiao Tianyu kicked the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor flying again, putting him once more in a state of bewildernt, hey, should you not show any respect for the Heavenly Lord, hey, hey... are you still coming?
Soon, Xiao Tianyu grabbed the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor by the collar, lifted him up, and said calmly, "You say you're the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor!"
"Of course!"
Slap~
After a slap, Xiao Tianyu asked again, "Still the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor?"
"I... I am the genuine article, boss, you... you don't hit anymore!"
Bam~
Xiao Tianyu kicked again, "What did you just say, say it again!"
Whether I say it or not, I get hit, what exactly do you want
to say, boss, why don't you teach ?
At this mont, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor felt particularly aggrieved, damn, I've been dominating the Divine Domain for tens of thousands of years, when have I ever suffered such humiliation, really, a tiger fallen to the plains gets bullied by dogs, hmph~ when I return to my peak state, damn it, I'll make you look good.
Thus, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor gave in, "I... no, I an, I am the Nine Heavens divine..."
"What?" Xiao Tianyu's voice was chilly, causing the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor to shiver, swallowing back the words he was about to say, choked for a long ti before saying, "I'm called Little Nine!"
"If you said that earlier, things wouldn't have been so bad!" Xiao Tianyu nodded in satisfaction.
Poof~
Little Nine's heart spewed old blood, the dignified Nine Heavens Divine Emperor actually stumbled in the mortal world, why is my life so miserable.
"Little Nine, you've been reborn?" At this mont, a voice ca from the void a thousand miles away, everyone's gaze shifted, only to see a giant face appear in the void, majestic and terrifying.
Although this giant face was a projection from a thousand miles away, its power was still intimidating and no one dared to defy it, as if his presence commanded the submission of all domains.
"Isn't... isn't this Li... Li Tian the Heavenly Lord?" Everyone imdiately recognized that this face looked just like Li Tian from Emperor Star Academy, could it be that guy really is the Heavenly Lord's little brother?
"Boss, you finally ca, you have to stand up for , these people simply don't respect their superiors, I said I'm the Heavenly Lord's little brother, they said the Heavenly Lord is nothing, boss, this lack of regard for you..."
"Little Nine, stop stirring up trouble, I heard everything you said just now, it's not as you claim!" Li Tian said to Little Nine calmly, "Speaking of which, your tribulation failure was all my fault!"
"Your fault?" Little Nine was puzzled.
"Yes!" Li Tian nodded, "Just when you were undergoing tribulation, I accidentally sneezed, causing the tribulation lightning to be several tis more terrifying than usual, leading to your failure, and to prevent your soul from dissipating, I used primordial power to gather your soul and lead it back to Earth!"
Clank~
Upon hearing this, Little Nine sat completely on the ground, what's going on, all because of a sneeze from the boss? Do you have to bully people like this, boss, do you know how miserable your sneeze made ?
Moreover, you felt comfortable sneezing, damn it, it changed my whole life, if it weren't for your sneeze, would I... would I be bullied by mortals here?
Why is my life, Little Nine, so miserable?
"Alright, Little Nine, stop complaining!" With that, Li Tian's gaze turned towards Xiao Tianyu, "That disciple, I'll leave this Little Nine to you, help him restore to his peak state from now on..."
"Hold on!" Xiao Tianyu snorted coldly, "Who's your disciple, and why should I bear the responsibility for your sneeze ruining soone's life, don't even think about it!"
I was stuck in the cycle of ti for billions of years because of you and you expect
to look after your little brother, is that possible?
Everyone fears Li Tian, but Xiao Tianyu does not.
"What, this... this guy dares to defy the Heavenly Lord?" Little Nine gawked at the scene, under the heavens, could soone really defy the Heavenly Lord's might? Must be tired of living, huh.
Wait, what did the Heavenly Lord just say, this guy is the disciple of the Heavenly Lord, which in essence, makes
his.. his uncle?
"You refuse, don't you!" Li Tian's gaze overlooked Xiao Tianyu, slightly stern, "Well, lately I feel the cycle of ti is quite empty, why not let you go inside to cultivate for a billion..."
"Hold on!" Xiao Tianyu imdiately interrupted, "I think you have a point, okay, I'll try to help him restore to peak state!"
Damn, this... this change of mind is so fast? Are you sure there's no mistake? Shangguan Biyue and the others stared blankly at Xiao Tianyu.
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