The middle-aged couple was completely stunned, and they were bewildered for quite a while, having finally brought their precious son back from the brink of Ghost Gate, only for his mind to seem abnormal again?
Could he have suffered a concussion in the accident?
Why is our life so miserable?
The middle-aged woman then spoke: "Son, what kind of nonsense are you talking? This emperor, that emperor, it's 2018 now, not a feudal society, do you understand?"
Only emperors from feudal societies would claim to be emperors, wouldn't they?
"Who are you, and who's your son? I am the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor from the Divine Realm, controlling the entire universe, and during my tribulation, I accidentally fell, which is why I ended up here!" The Nine Heavens Divine Emperor roared with arrogance, feeling quite excited inside.
Wakaka~ It turns out this emperor didn't die and has been reborn in an unknown person's body. But it's his fortune to have my divine soul attached. In this life, I will be invincible, ruling the world and reaching the pinnacle of the sky.
This life, I must conquer all the beauties in the world, or else it'll be a waste of this life.
Just don't know if this tiny Particle World has beauties or not? In my previous life, I had a harem of wives and concubines, with Three Palaces and Six Courtyards being nothing. This life must be even more glorious, with Eight Palaces and Ten Courtyards, wakaka~ So that I can be a groom every night.
Thinking of this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's gaze turned sordid.
"Honey, when did our son's gaze beco so sordid?" The middle-aged woman felt she didn't recognize her son anymore, his gaze was not of a normal person, but rather of a lecherous wolf.
"How would I know!" The middle-aged man exclaid: "But I'm sure our son is seriously ill!"
"What should we do then?"
"Call the doctor!" said the man.
"Right, right..." The middle-aged woman nodded repeatedly and then spoke to the experienced doctor: "Doctor, please take another look at my son, is he suffering from so illness?"
This… does it need a check-up? The doctor was quite bewildered, waking up calling himself an emperor, and with such sordid eyes, it's definitely insanity.
Thus, the doctor spoke: "I'm not a neurosurgeon, I advise you to call 22222!"
"What do you an!"
"The phone number of the psychiatric hospital!" The experienced doctor said solemnly, but the next second: "Bang… Snap..."
The experienced doctor's body flew out directly, crashed to the ground, and broke two front teeth. The pain, damn it, today, who did I provoke, even standing still I got shot, and was beaten by a madman.
But just as the experienced doctor regained his senses, a large foot stepped on his face: "Say it again, who is the madman?"
While speaking, a murderous aura enveloped the experienced doctor, the temperature in the operating room instantly dropped by who knows how many degrees, like an ice cellar, at this mont, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor felt like a demon from Hell.
What's going on?
So cold.
The middle-aged couple shivered, looking at the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor in shock, is this really our son?
As for the experienced doctor, who was terrified, "Sir, I… I wasn't speaking about you, I was referring to myself, really… really… you have to believe !"
Since when did madn beco so formidable?
Seeing the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor ignoring him, the experienced doctor sohow got hold of a lollipop: "Sir, Uncle here has a lollipop, what about..."
"You really think I'm mad, giving
a lollipop?" grumbled the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, leaving the experienced doctor bewildered, is this madman's IQ so high that he can't be fooled with a lollipop?
However, the next second, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor chuckled and asked: "Is it tasty?"
"..." The experienced doctor was speechless while looking at the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, I thought his IQ was high.
So the experienced doctor imdiately replied: "Tasty… tasty, give it a try!"
Upon hearing this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor took the lollipop, nodded after tasting it: "Hmm, not bad, alright, you can go now!"
Bang~
After speaking, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor kicked out with his foot, and the experienced doctor flew out like a kite with a broken string, crashing through the door, unconscious.
"Oh my god, our precious survived a disaster and beca so powerful?" The middle-aged couple looked at all this with horror, is this still our son, who couldn't even overwhelm a chicken?
With just that kick, he'll surely be the champion at the next Olympics' marathon race.
But soon, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor rged with the mories of this body's owner, and after understanding everything, he beca quite relaxed, and from the rged mories, he learned that this was Earth's Ancient Martial Realm.
Hence, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor addressed the middle-aged woman: "Dad, Mom, this emperor is fine, no need for a check-up. By the way, once this emperor restores his cultivation, I'll take you both for a tour in the sky!"
Splutter~
These words almost caused the middle-aged couple to faint, it seems like they really need to call the psychiatric hospital.
"What's going on? Is this joke getting a bit too much?"
At this mont, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor was puzzled, no way, I, the majestic Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, upon reincarnation, am left with such a tiny bit of cultivation? To TM restore my forr Martial Arts realm, will it take until the year of the monkey?
Initially, when the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor examined his cultivation, he found that after reincarnation, he only possessed the Supre Ultimate Realm, and the body was still a mortal body with no defense.
Although the Supre Ultimate Realm is formidable in the Ancient Martial Realm, for him, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor of the Divine Domain, it was insignificant, literally, it was no different from a mortal.
Thus, after feeling quite down for a while, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor murmured: "I've really had bad luck, counting it, this seems to be my second reincarnation, right? In the last life, it was ten thousand years ago!"
The Nine Heavens Divine Emperor rembered clearly, before reincarnation in the last life, he was the Nine Tribulations Immortal Emperor of the Immortal Realm. Due to the failure in ascending to the godhood, it led to reincarnation, and in this life, due to tribulation it resulted in reincarnation again.
Two reincarnations, both only left
with such a minuscule amount of cultivation.
However, in the last life, due to coveting Li Tian's nurous wives' beauty, I got beaten by Li Tian until black and blue, and ultimately could only be his sidekick. Luckily, Li Tian treated him decently, and ten thousand years ago, after Li Tian ruled all realms, he directly bestowed the title of emperor upon him.
Didn't expect that after ten thousand years, due to tribulation, was reincarnated again, life is really miserably speechless.
No, wait?
I rember big bro should be hiding on Earth, as long as I find him, why worry about not restoring cultivation?
Thinking this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's gaze began to shine brightly, turns out life is still so wonderful!
Hmm, I love Earth, I love it here, big bro, I'm coming to see you.
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