Snap~
Before Guan Zhongyuan could finish speaking, Xiao Tianyu slapped him on the head, leaving Guan Zhongyuan bewildered: "Boss, it's okay if you hit , but this soup mustn't spill!"
"Do I look like soone with kidney deficiency?" Xiao Tianyu said, yawning as he spoke, while Guan Zhongyuan replied seriously, "You do, and quite a lot!"
If you're not deficient, why are you up so late and yawning? Clearly, it's a sign of kidney deficiency.
Boom~
Splat~
The next second, Guan Zhongyuan was bewildered again: "Boss... Boss, why are you hitting
again? Stop hitting ... Stop it, I apologize, isn't that enough? We're civilized people, gentlen use their words, not fists, ah... Boss, if you keep hitting ... this soup will definitely spill!"
Guan Zhongyuan was very frustrated. Why did the boss hit him without asking questions? After all, he was just being honest.
Little did one know, talking about kidney deficiency, impotence, and uselessness is taboo for n. So, if Xiao Tianyu didn't hit Guan Zhongyuan, who else should he hit? Guan Zhongyuan's face was just asking to be hit.
"Yes, Tianyu, we were up all night making this soup for you. You should drink it while it's hot!" Shangguan Biyue said with a smile.
"Yeah, yeah~ Tianyu, this soup is very nourishing, and... contains top-grade kidney supplents mixed in, you mustn't waste it!" Gu Yunxi chid in.
"..." Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was utterly bewildered. They prepared this super-nourishing soup for ? Drinking this, will I survive?
Even if they wanted to murder , it shouldn't be this way, right?
So, Xiao Tianyu directed Guan Zhongyuan, "Give
the soup!"
The boss finally agreed to drink?
Guan Zhongyuan was overjoyed. After staying up all night, it wasn't all for nothing.
Then, Guan Zhongyuan eagerly handed the soup to Xiao Tianyu. After taking the soup, Xiao Tianyu said to Guan Zhongyuan, "Open your mouth!"
What's happening?
Upon hearing, Guan Zhongyuan was dumbfounded that the boss was going to drink it. Why tell
to open my mouth?
Thinking about it, Guan Zhongyuan earnestly said, "Boss, don't be so polite, this soup was made especially for you!"
"Are you opening your mouth or not?" Xiao Tianyu asked coolly.
"Boss, I... I'm still a virgin; I don't need to supplent. Boss, you really should take it!" Guan Zhongyuan said.
"You two co over here!" Xiao Tianyu called Qiu Qianren and Xin Chuixue.
Instantly, the two ran over eagerly, speaking in unison: "Boss, any commands, we're ready to go up the mountain of knives or plunge into the cauldron of boiling oil, willing to die a thousand tis if necessary…"
"Pry open Guan's mouth for !"
"Ah… Boss, are you sure about prying it open!" Both looked dazed for a mont.
Then, Qiu Qianren said to Guan Zhongyuan, "Little Guan, don't bla us. If you want to hate soone, hate the boss!"
With that, Qiu Qianren said to Xin Chuixue, "Xin, this guy's mouth seems pretty tight, why don't you go get so pliers…"
Bang~
Before Qiu Qianren could finish, Guan Zhongyuan fell back onto the ground. Damn, using pliers now, I just want to ask you, are you prying my mouth or pulling out my teeth? I can't call this brotherhood.
Imdiately, Guan Zhongyuan pleaded to Xiao Tianyu, "Boss… Boss, I'm really a virgin, I can't drink this potion, don't be polite!"
"You call yourself a virgin?" Xiao Tianyu asked.
"Yes!"
"I rember you said once, that to gain the 'Nightlife System,' you slept with several old sows!"
"That seems to be true; I'll drink it, okay?" Guan Zhongyuan completely surrendered. Damn it, if I don't drink, it'll definitely be worse.
So Guan Zhongyuan grabbed the soup and guzzled down the whole bowl.
Soon, under everyone's watchful eyes, Guan Zhongyuan's face flushed, but all of Xiao Tianyu's won were there, and he wouldn't dare to move.
"Lift this bastard to the pigsty to vent!" Xiao Tianyu said coolly.
"Okay, boss!" Qiu Qianren and Xin Chuixue each took an arm and carried Guan Zhongyuan out. Though lifting all the way, they mumbled all the way, damn it. We worked hard all night and in the end, how did it benefit Little Guan?
This ti, the old sows in the pigsty are going to suffer!
As for Xiao Tianyu, he stayed in the other courtyard for three days. During these three days, the other courtyard was filled with spring passion every night, causing Shangguan Biyue to lose weight.
As for the plan to have Gu Yunxi and Lu Die'Er rescue her, the two didn't take a step into Shangguan Biyue's room at night, simply because of their shyness.
Hence, Shangguan Biyue swore never to stay in this other courtyard again. Damn it, it's pure delivery service. Service is fine, but Xiao Tianyu is just too strong, every night...
The third morning.
"Boss, boss..."
Guan Zhongyuan, Xin Chuixue, and Qiu Qianren ran in, full of fiery energy.
"Little Guan, why are you thinner?" Xiao Tianyu stood up and patted Guan Zhongyuan's shoulder, speaking aningfully.
Guan Zhongyuan's face was full of black lines. After battling the old sows in the pigsty for three days and nights, can I not lose weight? Almost dehydrated, okay.
Even though thinking this way, Guan Zhongyuan dared not speak it.
Xiao Tianyu said, "So early, sothing on your mind, speak!"
"Today is Qingcheng's coronation as Saintess, boss, aren't you going to see it?" Guan Zhongyuan asked. If the boss goes, I can go too. Qingcheng is my betrothed, she might dislike , but seeing her from afar is still pleasing, right?
"Very busy!" Xiao Tianyu said.
Very busy?
Upon hearing, Guan Zhongyuan expressed disbelief, boss are you sure you're busy? How co I feel you haven't left the other courtyard these past three days? Who are you fooling, ghosts?
"Boss, Little Guan just wants to see Ye Qingcheng!" Qiu Qianren chid in.
"If you don't speak, nobody will treat you as mute!" Guan Zhongyuan glared at Qiu Qianren. Won't you die if you don't expose my thoughts? Plus, the boss does not like Ye Qingcheng, I'm trying to reclaim my wife, is that wrong?
"I want to go too, I want to see Qingcheng!" At this mont, a voice ca from outside.
Xiao Tianyu turned his gaze, seeing Xiao Ziyan, Di Cang, Saint Child Luo Yuan, and several strong individuals from the academy enter the other courtyard.
"President!" After they all greeted, Di Cang spoke: "The young lady wants to go too, President, what do you think?"
"If she wants to go, let her go!" Xiao Tianyu replied to Di Cang lightly.
Instantly, Xiao Ziyan jumped up, pecked Xiao Tianyu on the cheek, "Still my second brother loves
the most!"
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