Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Gu Mengmeng warmly replied with a single word, “Scram!”
Elvis howled at the sky, and that shocked Gu Mengmeng so much she shuddered and turned around asking, “What are you doing, hubby? Eh… it isn’t a full moon night today.”
Elvis carried Gu Mengmeng, “Lea and I can’t possibly carry all these bamboo shoots by ourselves. I’m calling the members of the tribe to e do some labour.”
Clearly losing it, Gu Mengmeng responded, “Sigh, this pathetic beast world. Only travelling by foot, municating by howls…”
Ian snorted, “Ha.”
Gu Mengmeng was about to fire at him, but he spread out his wings and flew away… flew away… away…
“Do you think you’re all that just because you can fly? Do you think you’re an angel just because you have wings? You could damn well be a harpy! Don’t fly if you dare, e down and we’ll pete over who is better!”
Gu Mengmeng had always been the type to roar and act tough, but who knew Ian actually detoured, stopping in midair and transforming into a half-orc. His human body waved his wings while his condescending eyes stared right at Gu Mengmeng. His face had seemed even paler under the moonlight, making him look sick, “e up if you’re so all that.”
Gu Mengmeng gritted her teeth, pointing at Ian, “You e down!”
Ian raised his brows, slowly descending to the ground and transforming into a human, taking a step forward, “I’m down here now, so what do you want to fight me with?”
Gu Mengmeng took a step back, “Eh? You really came down…”
Ian crossed his arms, “Didn’t you tell me to do so?”
With a ripping sound, Gu Mengmeng said, “Do you have any professionalism in fighting? You clearly know I can’t beat nor catch you, can’t you just let me run my mouth to feel better?”
Ian raised his head, “The weak has no bragging rights in front of the strong. If you can’t win me in anything, why should I let you feel good?”
Gu Mengmeng nodded, “Fine, if this lady here doesn’t try you, then you’ll think she’s afraid of you, right?”
Ian nodded.
Gu Mengmeng looked in all directions, then smiled sneakily, “You still haven’t mated, right?”
Ian nodded, looking at Gu Mengmeng as if she was spouting the clearly known truth.
Gu Mengmeng hooked her arms around Elvis’ arm, “This lady here has a partner, do you?”
Ian: …
He was clearly a bird, but why did he feel like a dog in that instant?!
Gu Mengmeng pulled at her collar, revealing her mating mark, “This lady here has a mating mark, do you? Tsk, forget that you, an old bachelor, have no partners. Even if you did, you wouldn’t have a mating mark as cool as mine.”
Ian:…Woof?
Gu Mengmeng leaned in Elvis’ arms, looking Ian up and down, “This lady has four sons, may I ask how many do you have in your family?”
Ian:…Woof woof?
Damn, torturing a single dog, and also forming her team of “family set meal”?
Chuckling, Gu Mengmeng took two steps forward and held Ian’s neck, “I heard from my hubby that there was not even one female in your eagle-owl tribe. This lady took a few steps out the door and I brought back 16, each one of them a perfect female, the first beauties of their original tribes. I also brought away many of the strongest fighters of numerous tribes. Eh, do you still wanna fight?”
Silent, Ian could not help but feel that Gu Mengmeng had indeed jabbed him at his weak spot.
Ever since he took over the eagle-owl tribe, no females had been born nor were willing to join the tribe, causing it to bee the “bachelor” tribe. He clearly did not do well… at the role of a tribe leader.”
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