Chapter 523: Chapter 523 : (Extra) Tingting’s Babysitting Score List
Zhang Yueting, tiger, five years old, youngest daughter of the esteed Crown Prince of the Heavenly Empire, Xie Jianyu, and the Supre General of the sa empire, Zhang Fengxi.
In the five years of her life, she had spent her days being pampered and coddled by a lot of people.
She would therefore like to share the list of her favorite babysitters, starting from the best to the worst.
1. Mommy (Xie Jianyu) 10/10
"Mommy ish da best.
Mommy ish there when Tingting opens her eyes.
Mommy always gives Tingting delicious milk and pats Tingting’s head before bed.
Mommy tells epic stories before bed.
When Mommy plays with sword, he looks like a god.
Mommy ish beautiful.
Mommy ish kind and gentle.
Mommy oso slls super good.
Tingting loves Mommy so much (??????????????????????)??????*??.."
2. Imperial Uncle (Xie Jianshen) 10/10
"Uncle ish good to Tingting but Uncle ish so busy eting many people every day, so he always puts Tingting in a golden crib next to him when he works. Tingting ish always bored at the palace
The minister uncles don’t like to smile. And they keep bowing their heads and begging for Imperial Uncle’s forgiveness.
Tingting doesn’t understand them at all.
In short, Tingting doesn’t think that Imperial Uncle makes a very good babysitter.
But Tingting oso knows Imperial Uncle very well. If Imperial Uncle earns anything lower than 10, Imperial Uncle might spank Tingting when he ets Tingting next.
Tingting doesn’t want to get spanked.
Brotha Mingrui said that Imperial Uncle once spanked him so hard he couldn’t sit on his butt for a week straight.
Therefore, Tingting has no choice but give Imperial Uncle a perfect score (??????????﹏??????)."
3. Second Brother (Xie Junjie) 9/10
"Brotha Junjie ish so cool and handso, perfect in every aspect, be it studying or swordsmanship.
He teaches Tingting how to write when Mommy is busy.
He also shares his childhood toys with Tingting and plays with Tingting when he has free ti.
When Tingting grows up, Tingting wants to be Brotha Junjie’s bride!
But when Brotha Junjie ditates or goes into seclusion, he often neglects Tingting.
He won’t even co out to comfort Tingting when Tingting cries.
When that happens, Tingting becos very, very sad.
Therefore, Tingting ish taking one point away from Brotha Junjie!
Sorry Brotha Junjie ????_????."
4. Grandmama (Lady Song) 8/10
"Grandmama ish very nice to Tingting, but she doesn’t let Tingting sleep at all. She always sings and whispers sothing whenever Tingting ish trying to sleep.
In the end, Tingting cannot sleep at all!
And when Tingting cries, she oso cries and sotis faints.
Oso, Tingting gains weight because Grandmama keeps feeding Tingting with sweets and pastries.
Tingting has to eat them all because otherwise Grandmama ish going to cry and faint!
Therefore, Tingting takes two points away from Grandmama. Please do not share this list with Grandmama or Tingting ish going to take a lot of points from YOU! ????????_????????."
5. Fuxi Palace Maids and Servants 7.9/10
"Everyone ish very nice to Tingting. They take care of Tingting from morning till night.
They do not ddle when Tingting wants to sleep.
They oso cook for Tingting!
But Tingting cannot put them on top of Imperial Uncle and Grandmama, otherwise Tingting ish going to get spanked (??╯??°??□??°??）??╯??︵?? ??┻??━??┻."
6. Longjing Palace Maids and Servants 6/10
"Everyone in Longjing Palace ish also very nice to Tingting, but they always help Grandmama disturb Tingting during napti and feed Tingting with sweets, wuwuwuwu...
Therefore, Tingting must take four points away from you... (????????????︿????????????).
Please don’t be sad, Tingting will review this list every year."
7. The animals 5/10
"Wangshu always shares his apples with Tingting!
But Wangshu oso eats Tingting’s fruit slices when Tingting does not eat fast enough ????:????(??;??????∩??`??;??)????:????
Xiao Huang ish so fluffy, Tingting likes to sleep against him.
But Xiao Huang always challenges Tingting to a fight (??????????﹏??????).
Xiao Xiao ish so cute and friendly. Tingting likes to play family with him.
But Xiao Xiao leaves bitemarks on all of Tingting’s toys ??????????.
Lei Zhen ish so handso and cool like Brotha Junjie. Tingting likes riding on top of him when Brotha Junjie is around.
But Lei Zhen doesn’t let Tingting play past dinner ti.
He always drags Tingting to bed whether Tingting likes it or not (??????_??????).
For all their cris, Tingting deducts five points from them!"
8. Daddy (Zhang Fengxi) 1/10
"????????_????????...
Tingting loves Daddy.
Very, very much.
But Daddy ish so bad at babysitting Tingting.
Daddy always forgets to feed Tingting.
Daddy ish only available to play when Tingting is taking her nap.
Daddy does not look good wearing makeups.
Daddy accidentally broke Tingting’s doll house once!
And he did not confess until Mommy ca to Tingting’s rescue!
And when Mommy cos back from outside, Daddy will imdiately kidnap Mommy into the bedroom and forget all about Tingting!
When Mommy finally cos out of the bedroom, he always has bitemarks on his neck!
Daddy is not nice to Mommy!
For all his cris, Tingting takes nine points from Daddy! ??????????!"
9. First Brother (Zhang Mingrui) 0.5/10
"????╭??╮????...
Brotha Mingrui does not babysit Tingting. Tingting ish the one who babysits Brotha Mingrui.
Brotha Mingrui does not like to play house with Tingting, but he always forces Tingting to play war with him.
When we play war, Tingting always plays the Demon Queen while Brotha Mingrui plays the Supre General who kills the Demon Queen!
Tingting did not learn to walk, she learned to run!
The first person she ran from was Brotha Mingrui!
Brotha Mingrui oso makes Tingting eat food he doesn’t like, for example vegetables and onions! And he likes to eat Tingting’s roast chicken and dumplings when no one is looking!
Brotha Mingrui keeps saying that he does that because he doesn’t want Tingting to get fat, but Tingting doesn’t believe him at all!
Brotha Mingrui oso blas Tingting when he accidentally knocks over so vase or so porcelain with his sword and arrows!
Yesterday, Brotha Mingrui ca ho late from outside but he asked Tingting to lie for him!
Truthfully, Tingting doesn’t want to give Brotha Mingrui any point at all.
But he ish still Tingting’s brotha.
Mommy says that siblings must love and forgive each other.
Therefore Tingting will be generous and gives him half a point! Σ??(??????_??????)
That’s all Tingting wants to share today.
Hopefully their scores improve next year~"
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Author’s note :
Yes?
Yeah, the previous arc has ended.
*Ducks to avoid the pitchforks*
QAQ....
Nooo, Jiang Muchen Love Story’s arc isn’t done yet. We will continue soon, dear readers~
By the way, the extras are not written in chronological order, I am sure my readers will understand ヾ??(??*??’??Ｏ??’??*??)??/
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