We ended up having a pretty nice date together. Well, it wasn’t actually a date, but my mother apparently found it hilarious to keep on referring to it as one to embarrass
while we were out. Whether we were placing orders for food or buying movie tickets, she sohow managed to keep on working the word “date” into conversation with whoever we were talking to.
It must have been payback for when I embarrassed the last ti by loudly, and obnoxiously, declaring my love for her while telling everybody that she was the greatest mom in the entire world. Her revenge was embarrassing
by making people think we were dating.
I warned her that if she kept making herself laugh so hard, she was going to make herself finally get so wrinkles, and that seed to be enough to stop her. After all, the only reason she was able to trick people into thinking we were dating was because of how young she looked. People usually thought we were either siblings or a couple even if she didn’t say anything.
That aside, we spent a nice evening together. Though, I admit that I wish we would have chosen another movie. I was never a big fan of horror, but she was. That was why she ended up choosing a horror movie. It was about an artificial intelligence who fell in love with a human and beca so jealous of other won in the real world that she took over a robotics factory, created the perfect killing machine robot body for herself, and then installed her programming into the robot prior to going on a bloody rampage.
I never was a fan of yanderes. Especially creepy, robotic yanderes who looked like robotic skeletons once their artificial skin was burned off.
She thought the movie was more funny than scary, but there were so extrely suspenseful monts that led to
almost jumping out of my chair a few tis.
Though, it wasn’t like there was anything better to watch. The only other options were generic action movies, generic romcom movies, and an animated cartoon movie about a turtle receiving cybernetic augntations so that it could actually compete in races. Honestly, I was kind of interested in that last one, but my mom was way more interested in the yandere AI robot movie.
Now, if I were the main character in the movie we saw, I would have tried the superior option that was never brought up during the movie: giving the robot so much pleasure that she never even knew existed to the point that she would have stopped caring about things like jealousy and revenge to instead just want more dick twenty-four-seven. I would have made her too horny to be a murderer.
Of course, sothing like that had a pretty big chance of backfiring when going up against a powerful robot controlled by an AI. Backfiring like being tied down and used as a sentient toy to ride all day every day.
That also sounded nice. Well, sotis. It would depend on the mood. Definitely not sothing that I’d want to be stuck with against my will, though.
What I really wanted to see was Lily acting like that. Sobody as shy and submissive as her trying her best to play the role of a dominant, crazy woman forcing
to be her sex toy.
I just really wanted to see Lily be dominant in general. Mainly because she was anything but dominant.
That was why I added another task onto my list of things to do: ask Lily to dominate
on my birthday. Fortunately, that was an extrely simple thing to accomplish as far as my list of things went. All I had to do was send her a ssage over Fiscord which was t with the response of her telling
that she could “maybe try” with a blushing face typed next to it.
For once, sothing on my list of things to do was checked off within a minute of being added.
That ant it was ti to get so of the other things on the list dealt with, too.
Considering that I was still waiting on Thera to deal with Akorya’s bully and helping out Wally’s friend was still a few days away, that ant I was free to do sothing that inspired
to get my very own dungeon in the first place.
It was finally ti…
For dungeon things.
I had an acceptable number of monsters now. Well, for male monsters, anyways. But that was alright. While I generally avoided stereotyping people most of the ti, it was true of most won I knew that they tended to be on the picky side when it ca to their monstrous partners. Any n who visited the dungeon, assuming they were primarily interested in female monsters, would most likely be happy with their options being a ghost, so slis, and a humanoid box. So, the dungeon was ready for official opening in that regard.
I also had a little waiting area ready at the front of the dungeon to greet any potential custors at, too.
All that was really left was officially going around inviting people to co to the dungeon. Well, there was one other thing I needed to deal with.
I needed sobody with no life who wanted to be lazy and sit around at the front of the dungeon. Preferably, I needed a shift of people like that.
Fortunately, it was inside of a video ga.
Very few people, in real life, wanted to sit or stand around keeping watch for a business. And they really didn’t want to do it for free.
But in a ga?
There were plenty of people who would be perfectly fine with that sort of thing. Heck, roleplayers in particular had no problem roleplaying guards on watch duty even if it ant standing in place for hours upon hours doing absolutely nothing. So of the most hardcore roleplayers wouldn’t even use text chat to talk with others to pass the ti.
That ant it was ti to go back to the usual city to advertise in chat for a little. I had Lily and Akorya accompany
since they were both online and because I knew that people would trust
more easily if I had a couple of won with . They made
look more legitimate, especially considering the type of “business” I was in.
So, sitting on a bench in the city with Lily and Akorya next to
as they talked about their days, I sent a ssage out in the city’s “looking for” chat channel.
I’m looking to recruit a couple of players to help out at my new monster brothel. Benefits include sex with the monsters whenever you’re not working, and I can help you with power leveling classes. PM if interested.
I never was good at marketing things. A simple advertisent like that was the best that I had to offer. I also figured that it would be a good idea to refer to it as a brothel rather than a dungeon for the ti being. Advertising it as a dungeon would have gotten
replies from people who were only looking to take advantage of it.
Unfortunately, I should have been more specific with what I was looking for.
I received no short number of ssages from interested players wanting to help out at my dungeon. However… none of them were in it for the right reasons.
All they wanted was sex. Free sex. Both n and won alike ssaged
either wanting to help out in the dungeon as employees to get fucked by visiting custors, or they wanted to do the bare minimum amount of work expected from them before having permission to fuck my monsters for free.
I received dozens of ssages from people like that. It honestly got to be pretty absurd. It was also extrely ti consuming since I did end up replying to most of them just to confirm their intentions.
“Nyehehe, having fun, Master?” Akorya asked, her head turned to face
as it rested on Lily’s shoulder while her hands had fun kneading a blushing Lily’s chest. If it wasn’t for unintentional player collision being off in public spaces in the city, plenty of passing players would have bumped into each other due to not paying attention. The sight of Akorya playing with Lily’s mountains was distracting to all.
“I’m horrible at this sort of thing,” I answered. “Nobody ssaging
sounds right for the dungeon. They’re all… just… horny.”
“Oh no, Master. They’re horny!”
“Look, it’s not like being horny is a problem, but I want sobody who actually wants to help
out instead of only using
to earn free sex.”
“Dang. Lily, we might have to go if he doesn’t want people using him for free sex.”
“A-ah… if… if that is how it is, mon ma??tre,” Lily said, joining in on Akorya’s act. “I am sorry to disappoint you…”
I was torn between flicking their foreheads or fucking them right there in front of everybody. Because I did have things I wanted to do, though, I opted for flicking their foreheads.
Then, before I could pull my hand back, Akorya grabbed onto it and held it still in front of her face. “Master, if you want us to play with your finger, all you had to do was ask!” With her catlike smile, Akorya stuck out her tongue and ran it up along the length of the sa finger just used to flick their foreheads.
She beca an even more distracting sight to the people walking by.
“Help
out, Lily,” Akorya said, pulling my hand to hold it between their faces so that each of their tongues could reach my finger.
Lily took one look at everybody around and decided to cosplay a tomato. “In – in front of… every – everybody?”
“C’mon! It’ll be fun. Plus imagine how jealous we’ll make everybody of him. If you’re too embarrassed, you could always try closing your eyes.”
I was about to tell Akorya not to pressure Lily too much just before I saw Lily nod her head and close her eyes, sticking out her tongue to join in on licking my finger.
I officially had the luckiest finger to ever exist throughout all of space and ti.
However, with the two of them so eagerly licking my finger and kissing each other from around it, it was only natural that they were going to attract so unwelco attention.
“Hey there,” one particular guy said, standing in front of Lily and Akorya. “I’ve got sothing way better for you two to lick. Wanna see?” The arrogant bastard even had the nerve to flash a quick, smug smile at .
He thought he was better than .
Honestly, I had to admire his confidence. He had the confidence required to actually think that his strategy would work. Not to ntion that he made himself look like so sort of playboy out hentai doujins who only existed to steal won from others.
Too bad for him, he was the only one who thought he was better than .
I didn’t even get a chance to say anything before Akorya and Lily killed his confidence for .
“You’re not as cool as you think you are,” Akorya said, only giving him a side glance as she kissed my finger.
And then there was Lily.
Lily might have joked around about being my stalker before. She teasingly implied she was a yandere for .
And this was the first ti I had any reason to think that she might actually be slightly serious about that.
Lily opened her eyes and looked at the playboy with a look of pure and utter disgust. She didn’t even say anything to him. All she did was look genuinely disgusted by him. It wasn’t even the kind of disgust sobody might show after seeing sothing a little bit gross, either. It was the kind of disgust that sobody had when they not only saw the most repulsive thing to ever exist, but were straight up offended by its existence, too.
It was intimidating enough to make the man take a few steps back.
Then, as soon as Lily noticed I was looking at her, she looked at
with a completely transford expression. Instead of wearing an expression of disgust, she wore a pleased smile and looked as if she was waiting for
to praise her.
The man who tried picking them up didn’t even say anything after that. He just… awkwardly walked away.
“You two are the best,” I said, giving Akorya’s forehead a kiss while I reached around her to pet the top of Lily’s head.
“I’m actually like, super happy that happened,” Akorya said. “It probably sounds stupid… but I’ve always imagined how I would react if sobody ca up to
and hit on
while I’m with my partner. I saw a girl do it in a movie once and thought she was really badass for scaring the guy away, so I wanted to do it, too.”
“Make yourself proud?”
“Nyehehe, I did. I almost told him to fuck off, but then I rembered all my training by thinking about what to say in the shower! So I went with sothing I thought was simple and would hurt the most without giving him any sort of reaction.”
“Nice.”
“But it wasn’t as nice as Lily’s face. I an, woah. She looked scary.”
“E-eh?” Lily asked. “I – I did?”
“You looked like you were about to kill him!”
I nodded and said, “Yeah. You looked like you were about to make him regret ever existing.”
Lily held her hands over her face and shook her head. “I – I’m sorry! I… have no idea how I must have looked!”
“No, no, it was kind of hot. Don’t apologize.”
“Yeah,” Akorya said. “You terrified him! It was great!”
Lily whimpered from behind her hands as she shook her head so more. She was officially too embarrassed to say anything.
Though, she did part her fingers just a little bit to look at the new voice that spoke to us.
And it was the voice of sobody who I really didn’t expect to see. Sobody who I realized I accidentally ignored in private ssages.
“I recognized your na and saw you… so I thought I’d co over here in case you missed my ssage,” the voice said.
Standing before us was none other than the very sa woman who served , Akorya, and Wally so food just a few days prior. The pink-haired girl with a maid costu and dog ears, Cani. Only, instead of wearing her maid costu, she had on a casual wear outfit that didn’t show much skin. It did, however, include a sweater.
And sweaters were always great. Everybody in existence knew that.
“Oh! Hey!” Akorya said as soon as she recognized her.
Cani gave Akorya a little wave in response.
After checking on the ssage she sent , I saw that she was actually interested in working for . That was a huge surprise considering that she already had her own place to work at. So, I asked her about it. “You want to co do so work for ? Aren’t you busy enough with your own place?”
She scratched the back of her head and said, “Aha, well… a lot happened in the past couple of days.”
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