I sent a ssage over Fiscord letting Lily know to get online as soon as she could. While waiting for her, Akorya wanted to take
out on a date of sorts. Or rather, she wanted
to get more monsters for the dungeon. The only thing that really made it a date was her clinging to my arm whenever we were traveling. Then again, we basically always did that. So, it wasn’t really a date at all, but it still felt like one even though we weren’t exactly doing anything out of the ordinary together.
“So, when do we get to et?” Akorya asked, still clinging to my arm as we walked into low-level, abandoned ruins together. It was the ga’s first, open-world dungeon ant to pose a slight challenge for newer players. But because the ga’s population wasn’t exactly growing all that fast or anything and most players were happy ssing around at endga, the dungeon was more or less abandoned save for the various monsters living within it.
“Uh, I’m not sure,” I answered. “I know my mom really wants to get Lily over to us. She’d rather
et her in real life first before getting another girlfriend, but I don’t think it’s a big deal and I know that Lily isn’t going to care at all. If anything, she’d rather start dating you if it ans dating you sooner than she gets to et . Plus we could always all et up at the sa ti together.”
“Ooh… that’s true. I guess I can kinda see where your mom is coming from. Like, she wants you to et the girl you’re already dating before you date even more girls. And there’s like, the seniority status of it. It’d be kinda eh if you like, dated
after her, but t
first.”
“Yeah, I get it. But at this point, I think we should just et up all at once. Maybe we could go on a vacation sowhere else? Instead of having you two co and stay with , I could rent us a hotel room in so other city or sothing and we could all et up at the airport there.”
“Nyehehe, that sounds aweso. But where would you wanna et?”
“Not sure. Any suggestions?”
“Hmm… whenever I think of places I want to visit, I think of all the places from a hundred years ago that are gone. Crap, this is suddenly depressing.”
“What about Appalachia’s Hope?”
“That’s um… what was it…”
“Co on, you should know about it if you’ve ever looked at the news in the past decade.”
“Nyehe… I usually avoid that sort of stuff.”
“The ‘eco city of the future.’ Co on, you seriously don’t know that?”
Akorya let go of my arm with one of her hands to scratch the back of her head with it instead. “Woops.”
I sighed and poked her nose from the side with my free hand. “I’ve actually thought about moving there since we aren’t exactly attached to where we live right now. I’m digging the… what’s that aesthetic called? I know it’s one of those ‘punk’ aesthetics, like cyberpunk and steampunk. Uh… oh, right. They call it the first ‘solarpunk’ city. I guess that just ans it’s really, really green? Pictures of it look great. Trees everywhere along the streets, all the buildings have gardens on top of them and hanging off their sides—looks aweso.”
“Oh, I know what you’re talking about. It’s supposed to be like, a test run of what they want all cities to be like?”
“Yeah.”
“I… have mixed feelings about it. I get that it’s great for the environnt and all… but think of the bugs. Aren’t there going to be like, a ton of bugs if there are trees and plants everywhere?”
“Probably. I guess part of returning to nature while keeping modern conveniences ans bugs. A lot of bugs, probably.”
“It might still be nice to visit… but they’re not going to hate
if I kill every single bug I see, right?”
“You know, it’s funny hearing you say that considering which monsters I’ve fucked you as.”
“You an that tentacle bug one?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s different! That’s like, a monster! Like… okay. Look. I would let a giant spider twice my size lay eggs in
and stuff, but there’s no way I’d ever want to do anything with a realistically-sized spider. Once they’re that big, I see them as monsters instead of bugs.”
“I get what you an. Too bad I can’t use that sort of excuse for animals. You know, like sure, the ga isn’t allowed to let wolves fuck girls, but what about giant wolves? I don’t think they’d go for that.”
“Yeah… that sucks. I’d totally be down for getting knotted by a wolf. Like, be on all fours, and have a wolf at each end. That’d be so aweso.”
“I wish I could control the wolves I’ve got to do that. Oh well. Also, speaking of the ga and what they are and aren’t allowed to do… I heard from Syl.”
“You… you did?”
“She got in trouble at the company. Apparently, she was just as much of a bitch in real life as she was in the ga, and the company made her take so anger managent classes. She t with
and told
about everything that happened and sounded genuinely sorry, and she wanted to apologize to you herself.”
“Why didn’t she?”
“She was afraid of going to you. Thought you would hate her, so she wanted to co to
first.”
“Oh… wait. When did this happen?”
“A while ago.”
“How co you didn’t say anything?”
“I wanted to wait until we dealt with Moxxxie. I figured I already put enough stuff on your plate by wanting to deal with her, so I didn’t want to potentially overwhelm you with Syl. Especially since we don’t know if she’s actually not going to cause any more problems or anything.”
Akorya pouted and looked away from
only to rest her head back against my arm a few monts later. “I’m kinda mad you hid that from . But… I guess I understand why you did it.”
“Sorry. I probably should have said sothing sooner.”
“Promise not to hide anything else from
and I’ll forgive you.”
“I promise.”
Akorya stopped us in our tracks and leaned up to kiss
on the cheek. “Good boy! Okay. So, what did you think? What did you honestly, seriously, think?”
“About Syl?”
Akorya nodded.
“She really did sound sorry. And she said that her in-ga activity is being monitored so that she doesn’t try anything, mainly in regard to abusing her powers and causing issues for other players. The guy who reported her and got her in trouble is basically looking for any reason to get her fired at this point, because it’s only going to take a single mistake, so she has to behave whether she ans it or not.”
“Then she was serious. As an as she was sotis… she was never fake. And if she’s being watched and stuff, she’d probably go insane having to hold back if she was the sa. So, I believe her!”
“Let’s wait until you see her yourself.”
“Can—can I?”
I nodded, though I still wasn’t sure how good of an idea it was to let them et again. “Yeah. I’ve got her added, so I can send her a ssage whenever. Or you can, but I think she’d rather
set up a eting between you two so that the next ti you hear anything from each other is face-to-face.”
“Got it! Okay. Then umm, anyti after today is good, I guess. Just let
know whenever she’s online at the sa ti as us!”
“Will do. And now… looks like we found what we’re looking for.”
In front of us was a doorway to a wide, empty room devoid of any decorations aside from a single thing sitting in the center of it.
A chest.
A chest, without any monsters guarding it, could only an one thing.
A trap.
A trap designed for noobs who didn’t know any better.
Really, any experienced player of RPGs would probably be wary of it, but our ga was a ga with the second largest percentage of players who had never played a ga before it. The first went to Fantasy Tales Online, obviously, because nearly everybody in the world played that ga. There was no competing with it in any tric. But when it ca to every other VRMMORPG on the market, our ga had the most ga virgins.
That was mainly because of everybody just being really horny and wanting to fuck each other. There was nothing like sex to unite seasoned ga veterans and noobs who never touched a single ga in their entire lives, not counting mobile gas.
No matter how much mobile gaming might have advanced, there were always going to be those who drew a line between it and proper gaming.
I just so happened to be one of those people.
Well, I didn’t care too much. I also knew it was an irrational thing to care about considering that mobile gas were even more advanced than the proper gas of old that were still considered tiless classics.
But all that really mattered was the chest in front of us. What Akorya told
on the way to the dungeon was that our own dungeon lacked one very important, classic monster that plenty of people would probably want to get fucked by.
A mimic.
There was only one downside.
Unfortunately, as far as the ga was concerned, mimics were traps rather than monsters. That ant I couldn’t just ta one and then control it in the dungeon. What I had to do was kill a mimic, get a specific drop from it, get that crafted into a mimic trap, and then place it in the dungeon. Even then, I wouldn’t be able to control it and have sex as it. Technically, it couldn’t even have sex on its own.
But I had another idea in mind for it.
“You want to do the honors?” I asked Akorya.
“Aye aye!” Akorya replied, giving
a little salute before walking over to the mimic and knocking on the top of its body. Surely enough, that caused it to open up and lash out with its tongue, hands, and tentacles. It was desperate to defeat her and ready to bring out every single one of its attacks against her.
But no matter how hard it tried… it was dood.
The mimic was a low-level monster. Akorya was a max-level player. All it took was a slightly rough kick from here and that was enough to take the monster’s health from full to empty in an instant.
“I know a lot of people have fun running through low-level content and wrecking everything,” Akorya said, “but I feel like it’s always kinda… been anticlimactic instead of fun.”
“I get it,” I said. “The only ti I enjoy it is going back to things that gave
trouble early on and destroying them. Like going into a dungeon, pulling every single mob in there, and then killing them all with a single AoE.”
“Hmm. That might be fun. But I think I’d rather just suck your dick instead.”
“This is why you’re amazing.”
“Nyehehe.”
With the mimic being dead and all, I opened up the loot window and took from it the item that I needed for the crafting recipe. A “Mimic Tongue.”
“Akorya,” I said, “can I do sothing horrible to you in exchange for letting you do whatever you want to
whenever you want?”
“How—how horrible?” Akorya asked.
“It’s bad. Trust .”
“Well… it can’t be too bad if it’s you… but I’m still kinda scared.”
“Please.”
Akorya gulped. “A-alright. What?”
“Close your eyes.”
She looked hesitant, but she still closed her eyes.
I then took the mimic tongue out from my inventory and held it in my hands. It was a tongue as long as my forearm and several tis wider than it. Now, holding the tongue…
I slapped Akorya in the face with it.
Akorya jumped back with a squeak and held a hand over her cheek as she looked at
with shocked, adorable eyes. “What was—oh. Did you… did you slap
with that?”
“I’m sorry. Yes,” I answered.
“It felt like being slapped by a really wet steak. A soggy steak.”
“I couldn’t resist. I saw it in my inventory and just… imdiately thought of slapping you with it.”
“Nyehehe… if you want to slap
with it, why don’t we try this?” Akorya placed her hands atop the slain mimic and bent over, sticking her ass out toward . “I’d rather you try spanking
with it.”
“I know I just said it, but this is why you’re amazing.”
“Nyehe. Less talking, more spanking!”
I nodded and wielding the mimic tongue like a baseball bat, which really didn’t work all that well, and then swung it at her ass as hard as I could. The result was a loud, wet sound that sent mimic saliva flying everywhere. Not only that, but it earned a pretty loud and erotic moan from Akorya.
Then I heard the voice of sobody else. “Uh… are you… spanking her with a tongue?” a masculine voice asked from behind.
Looking over my shoulder to see who it was, I saw a party of low-level adventurers all watching us with either confusion or arousal. Mainly confusion. Only one of the girls in the group looked like she was interested in what we were doing beyond confusion.
Considering that we were caught in the act, I wasn’t even going to bother trying to deny it. “Yes,” I answered.
“People in this ga really are wild,” the male said before shrugging and continuing on past us. The rest of his party followed.
When I turned around to look at Akorya again, I saw her standing there with her tail swishing around in the air behind her as she held her hands over her face. “That—that was so embarrassing for so reason,” she whined.
“Well, we did just get randomly walked in on while doing sothing weird with a tongue that we took from a dead monster,” I explained.
“Please don’t put it that way…”
“Also, how was it?”
“It—it was nice.”
“I’m kind of thinking… you know, the dungeon needs so toys to go with it. What if I keep a mimic tongue on hand to use as a toy?”
“I think so people might get weirded out by it… but I want you to keep one so that—oh! Lily’s on!”
Surely enough, when I looked at the chat log, I saw a ssage letting
know that Lily just logged on. “I’ll get an extra mimic tongue soti. For now, let’s head back to the dungeon.”
Akorya nodded, excited to finally beco official with us.
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