Capítulo 2292: Chapter 2292: An Explanation
i and Leng Feifei listened, the two of them shared a mysterious smile and replied together, “We’re not telling you.”
“Ah c’mon… i, officer lady, since when did you start keeping secrets from ?” Ye Long said, pouting.
“Actually, it’s nothing much, just a welcoming gift.” i answered.
“What kind of gift? Tell !” Ye Long asked curiously.
“You’ll find out later, it’s not convenient to tell you now.” i said.
“Ugh… not reliable.” Ye Long shrugged and said.
“Alright then, later when you find out, maybe you’ll be happier than finding out now.” i comforted with a smile.
“But my curiosity is all riled up now.” Ye Long replied, spreading his hands.
“Well, you’ll just have to endure it.” i said.
“Fine, if you won’t tell , you won’t tell . But I also have a gift for you guys.” Ye Long said to i and Leng Feifei.
“What gift?” i and Leng Feifei asked in unison, curious.
“Guess, but you won’t be able to.” Ye Long said.
When i and Leng Feifei heard this, they indeed found it hard to guess.
Since Ye Long was giving a gift, it definitely wasn’t the usual gold or silver jewelry kind of cliché stuff.
“Can’t think of it, just tell us.” i replied.
“Hey, just watch this.” Ye Long was enthusiastic, taking out the tiger skin vest he brought back from Capital City, he said, “i, officer lady, what do you think this is?”
i and Leng Feifei saw Ye Long taking out the tiger skin vest, their expressions unified, their brows furrowed, a black line across their faces.
Clearly, i and Leng Feifei were not interested in the tiger skin vest Ye Long showed, because there were plenty of these at faux fur stores in the Ten Yuan Supermarket.
Of course, the main thing is that i and Leng Feifei wouldn’t think Ye Long could get a real tiger skin.
After all, tigers are protected animals.
Plus, when Ye Long goes out to handle affairs, he wouldn’t have the ti to ss around getting tiger skins.
“Slick, do you really call this a gift?” Leng Feifei said looking at Ye Long.
“Of course it’s a gift, and a big one at that, very few would have sothing like this.” Ye Long said proudly.
To speak of eliminating the Millennium Tiger, Ye Long was extrely proud.
After all, pulling off sothing like taking down the Millennium Tiger isn’t sothing just anyone can do, let alone even know that there’s such a thing as the Millennium Tiger.
“Little Bad Egg, do you think Fei Fei and I are ignorant? Bringing an imitation tiger skin vest to fool us?” i rolled her eyes at Ye Long and responded.
“Uh…” Hearing i, Ye Long was montarily stunned, and then he felt utterly despondent.
So i and Leng Feifei thought his precious Millennium Tiger Skin was fake?
Ah c’mon…
Could he really be that bored?
“Uh, what are you going on about? Bringing sothing like this to fool us, no conscience, humph.” i sneered at Ye Long.
“i, seriously, this is made from real tiger skin, and it’s Millennium Tiger Skin.” Ye Long explained to i.
“Tiger skin? Millennium Tiger Skin? What’s that an?” i asked Ye Long, confused.
Accurately speaking, i couldn’t imagine a tiger living for a millennium, she just thought Millennium Tiger was a na.
“Yes, Millennium Tiger Skin is the skin of a tiger that lived for a thousand years, then got skinned after slaughter.” Ye Long nodded, explaining to i.
But when i and Leng Feifei heard this, they beca a bit angry.
Because to i and Leng Feifei, what Ye Long just said was practically an insult to their intelligence.
A tiger of a millennium?
That’s clearly nonsense.
Imagine a tiger living for a millennium, that’s older than Huaxia’s five-thousand-year history.
So, naturally, they didn’t believe what Ye Long said.
“Slick, are you insulting our intelligence?” i glared at Ye Long and asked.
“Nope.” Ye Long replied with a very sincere look.
“Not insulting our intelligence? Then tell , is there a tiger that’s lived for a millennium in this world?” i questioned Ye Long.
“Yes.” Ye Long still answered very earnestly.
“Yes? Nonsense, are you treating us like three-year-old kids with this story? Millennium, it’s already rare to have a century-old tiger, just to please us, you give us a fake tiger skin vest, even if you’re making up stories, they should be believable?” i said looking at Ye Long.
“Exactly, Millennium Tiger, clearly nonsense.” Leng Feifei chid in.
Neither i nor Leng Feifei believed a word of Ye Long’s.
If Ye Long had a different story, they might have believed him.
But with this story, they wouldn’t believe it at all, because what Ye Long said had already breached the boundaries of reasonable scientific thought.
This was straight-up nonsense.
“Ah c’mon… why won’t you believe
when I’m telling the truth?” Ye Long said, looking despondent.
“Because your story doesn’t stick to any logic. When you tell stories, make sure they’re aligned with reality.” i replied.
Ye Long spread his hands, saying, “But I’m telling you the truth, I’m not making up stories.”
“Okay, tell , how much did these fake tiger skin vests cost, ten yuan, twenty yuan?” i asked again.
“Uh…” Hearing i, Ye Long almost cried in frustration, he said, “i, this is a priceless treasure, can’t be asured in money, you probably couldn’t buy it even if you had the money, and beside that, I really am telling the truth.”
“Since you say it’s the truth, how will you prove it?” i inquired.
“Look at the fur, can it really look fake?” Ye Long added.
“Little Bad Egg, do you really think we haven’t been to a zoo? It’s precisely because we saw this fur that we determined it’s fake tiger skin, see how rough it is.” i replied.
Upon hearing i’s words, Ye Long was utterly crushed, responding, “Fine, I won’t explain anymore, just wear it inside your clothes for now, it can resist knife wounds, even bullets should be no problem, better than a bullet-proof vest.”
Of course, i and Leng Feifei didn’t take it seriously, placing it aside.
And Ye Long, also couldn’t be bothered to continue explaining.
This matter probably wouldn’t be believed by them unless they personally verified it, even if he explained the whole night.
After all, even he didn’t believe there could be a Millennium Tiger before, as knowing that there’s a tiger that lived for a millennium.
So, so things aren’t nonexistent, just not encountered yet.
Once i and Leng Feifei experience it, they’ll truly believe.
Leaving the topic of Millennium Tiger Skin aside, Ye Long looked at i and Leng Feifei, showing a cheeky grin.
“Ahem, i, officer lady, it’s getting late, let’s go to bed.” Ye Long said with a cheeky smile, inviting i and Leng Feifei.
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