Return of the King, Chapter 66 - 66 65 Simply Had a Sleep

??66: Chapter 65: Simply Had a Sleep

66: Chapter 65: Simply Had a Sleep

“Yun Yun, Xiao Yun, please don’t go, ok?

If you leave, I won’t be able to sleep,” Li Shishi bit her lip and stamped her foot as she clung to Song Yun’s arm.

Song Yun felt like his heart was about to fly out.

This was just too exciting, especially feeling Li Shishi’s firm peaks rubbing against his arm.

Song Yun just wanted to dance with joy.

“Ahem, what can we do?

Xiao Qing is sleeping in your room, so I can’t stay and sleep with you,” Song Yun said with a mischievous smile.

“Then you’ve got to get rid of this creep anyway.

Otherwise, what if he sees everything?” Li Shishi said, feigning coquettishness.

In reality, when she said this, her stomach churned so much she barely stopped the evening’s al from splattering all over Song Yun’s face.

“But I don’t know where to dump him.

I can’t just throw him in the courtyard, can I?

What if he runs off?” Song Yun acted distressed.

“…” Li Shishi was at a loss for words and after a long pause whispered, “There’s soone in my room, how about sleeping in your room?

And take this thief with you.

We can’t let Xiaoqing see a tied-up live person when she goes out tomorrow.”

“No problem,” Song Yun dragged the thief back to his room, feeling a little unsafe.

He grabbed another rope and tied up the thief’s limbs completely.

At that mont, the thief looked like a pig about to be slaughtered.

After completing the last step and locking the thief in a partition of the room, Song Yun trotted over to Li Shishi with a sleazy grin, “Hehehe, shall we go to sleep?”

“Let’s chat for a bit first, ok?” Li Shishi laughed dryly.

“I’m a bit picky about beds and can’t fall asleep right away in your bed.”

Song Yun knew this was flirting before getting down to business, so he was very willing to lie on the bed and chat with Li Shishi.

Only one was looking for excuses with embarrassnt, and the other was indulging in dirty jokes with lewd thoughts; the two were not on the sa frequency at all.

Li Shishi cleared her throat and said, “Let’s start with discussing Einstein’s theory of special relativity and the photoelectric effect.”

Half an hour later.

Song Yun, his eyes bleary, watched as Li Shishi animatedly talked about so nonsensical theory of relativity and Archides’ principle.

How would he know what special relativity ant?

Surely he wouldn’t have to explain this before killing soone in the future?

Song Yun felt that as soon as this lecture ended, the target would surely kill themselves.

“Shishi, Sister Shishi, beautiful Shishi, can we go to sleep now?

I don’t want to hear about relativity,” Song Yun pleaded pitifully.

“Er, let’s change the topic to sothing you know.

Let’s discuss Marx’s ideas and Deng Xiaoping theory.

I am a proud party mber and love Grandpa Deng the most…”

Another half hour went by.

“Shishi, Sister Shishi, please spare .

I’m really not interested in philosophy.

Can we just go to sleep now?

I have things to do tomorrow,” Song Yun said, his eyelids drooping.

“Oh, I also know of a most, most interesting topic.

Shall we talk about it?

I bet you won’t feel sleepy after discussing it,” Li Shishi said excitedly.

“Oh, start talking then,” Song Yun yawned.

“The topic is about black holes.

They are super high-density celestial bodies that exist in space and are nad black holes because they are like perfect black bodies in thermodynamics that don’t reflect any light, and speaking of the universe…”

Before Li Shishi could finish, Song Yun was already out cold.

Li Shishi tentatively patted his face and sighed, “He’s finally asleep.

That scared .

I thought I was going to be devoured entirely again tonight.”

At this thought, Li Shishi had a pained expression.

Song Yun’s sleeping position was quite unrestrained, taking up half the bed, with one hand resting on her lower abdon.

How could she sleep like this?

The next morning, thanks to her martial arts practice, Xiao Qing got up early.

After getting up, she realized that Li Shishi was nowhere to be seen.

Rembering the noise from the bathroom the night before, could it be that Li Shishi had t with an accident?

With that thought, Xiao Qing started searching around the courtyard.

As she pushed open Song Yun’s unlocked room door, she saw her Senior Sister Shishi clinging to Song Yun like a koala, while Song Yun was also embracing her, his hand quite naughtily placed on Li Shishi’s shapely rear.

“Aah~”

A sharp scream pierced the quiet of the early morning, and Song Yun rubbed his eyes, annoyed, “What’s the matter?

If it’s nothing serious, I’m going back to sleep.

I was sleeping so well.”

“Sorry, sorry, I didn’t an to barge in,” Xiao Qing quickly apologized and hurried out of Song Yun’s room.

Was a scream necessary for just sleeping?

Song Yun was about to settle back into bed when he suddenly rembered, Li Shishi was still in his bed; no wonder Xiao Qing was surprised to see him and Li Shishi sleeping together.

Li Shishi turned over and sat up listlessly, muttering sothing under her breath – probably just morning grumpiness.

“Shishi…

Xiao Qing just saw you sleeping in my bed,” Song Yun said sowhat awkwardly.

“Oh, so she saw…

aah!” Li Shishi too scread, bounding off the bed, “She saw?

Why didn’t you wake

up earlier, so I could go back?

No, wait!

We didn’t do anything, why are we feeling so guilty?”

“But it seed like you were clinging to

like an octopus…”

“…

Should we explain?”

“We probably should explain…”

They had barely stepped out the door when they saw Xiao Qing practicing her punches in the yard.

Seeing Song Yun erge, her cheeks turned red, “Senior Brother Song, I didn’t see anything.”

“…” Song Yun felt helpless inside.

With the girl saying that, how was he supposed to explain?

This could only complicate things.

“Last night, I caught the pervert who stole Li Shishi’s underwear before, right here in our courtyard.

So I used my clever brain to lure the thief into the house and then tied him up.

It was supposed to be her matter, and I casually threw the thief into her room.”

“Who knew she’d be scared and ask

to sleep with her, but you were in Sister Shishi’s room last night, and I was a bit worried about leaving that thief alone with the two of you girls.

So I took the thief to my room.

Later, your Sister Shishi couldn’t sleep and ca to chat with .

As we were talking, we fell asleep, but we absolutely didn’t do anything else; we just purely slept.”