Eve had, in her own way, grown accustod to the duties of a Territory Representative. It was thanks to the rules she had established for herself. Rule one: Do not interfere in the knights' work at all. Rule two: Do not interfere in the accounting work managed by Sieri and Aira at all. Rule three: Postpone any official docunts sent by the nation instead of proceeding with them. Rule four: To maintain the image of a cultured Lord's wife, avoid going outside the house as much as possible.
As a result of following all these rules, Eve was able to do even less than usual while acting as the Territory Representative. All she did was exercise with Elsi in the morning, approve the items Sieri requested for approval at lunch, and gather the official docunts that arrived in the evening, piling them roughly on her office desk.
Of course, for matters that required an urgent response, Eve, Sieri, Aira, as well as Cellu, Elsi, and even Robin all gathered and wracked their brains to barely manage a reply or proceed.
As a result of running the territory this way, the Peta Territory ruled by Eve was very peaceful, and there were no accidents or incidents. Unlike Lusius, Eve had no rcy in her punishnts, so the cri rate would plumt whenever Lusius was on a business trip. While Lusius would let off petty criminals with just a warning and so hard labor, Eve would genuinely cut off their hands according to the law or send them away half-crippled.
"Sieri."
"Yes, Ms. Eve."
"When do you think our husband will co this ti? Since he said he's investigating, it'll probably take a while, right?"
"You must miss My Lord a lot, Ms. Eve."
"You're a fucking bastard, just like my husband, seriously."
Quite so ti had passed like that. While reviewing accounting docunts with Sieri, Eve suddenly brought it up. Sieri, whose fear of Eve had now faded, threw a joke, and Eve responded to that joke splendidly. Surprisingly, Sieri and Eve got along quite well.
"Excuse ."
Aira entered the room, holding docunts. Today, too, the docunts were piled up like a mountain. They were things she had postponed, intending to make Lusius do them when he returned, but he was coming back later than expected, so Eve was now in a position where she had to handle them.
Eve asked.
"Fuck, you want
to do all this?"
"You have to do it all. Otherwise, our Lord will suffer later."
"You don't care about my suffering?"
"You've been lazing around for nearly two weeks."
"Well, no, that's true, but..."
Now, even Aira was talking back to Eve at ease. Eve was thinking that her position in this mansion was on a level similar to a toothless tiger or a declawed lion. It was sohow sad, but since there was no one to get angry at, Eve just licked her lips and glanced over the docunts. Looking out the window, Elsi was once again engrossed in her training today.
When the Lord they were supposed to be escorting was absent, Elsi and Cellu were the most comfortable. Since Eve had insisted she didn't need a separate escort, Elsi spent all day either exercising or resting, and Cellu, whether the Lord was there or not, was living a carefree life, soaking her body in the swimming pool.
"Fucking hell, I'm so jealous."
Eve sighed, looking outside. Lusius was always handling docunts like these, but Eve felt like her head would explode just by looking at them for a short while. Was this why he went on outside work?
"Excuse ."
While she was rummaging through the docunts, another person appeared. It was Robin. The Knight Commander flinched, not used to a room full of won. Eve frowned and asked.
"What is it."
"There's a mage who says she wants to see Lady Peta..."
"A mage? A fucking mage wants to see ?"
Eve hated mages. The number one buyers of rmaids were perverts, and the number two were mages. Mages used rmaid's blood as reagent material or used the rmaids themselves as test subjects. Since a rmaid in the water was sturdier than a human, they would put the rmaid in water and inject drugs into her there.
That's why Eve didn't particularly like the species known as mages. But there was no way Robin could know the reason for Eve's sharp reaction. So, he spoke in a flustered voice.
"Yes. Yes. A mage says she wants to see Lady Peta."
"Right. I bet she does. Fucking wants to see what a half-rmaid looks like, huh? You're fucking dead today, you goddamn fucking bitch."
Having found an opportunity to relieve her docunt stress, Eve was unstoppable. She didn't care about the mage's purpose or na. Eve was thinking of starting the conversation after cutting off one of the mage's arms first. Grabbing the curved sword she kept next to her desk, Eve jumped out the window. As Eve suddenly flew down, Elsi looked up with a surprised face.
"A spar?"
"No. I'm going to kill a mage. Wanna co?"
"I'm in. A mage dying is a spectacle."
Elsi nodded and joined Eve. The beastfolk also held a lot of resentnt towards mages. It was because soldiers had a hard ti winning against beastfolk in unard combat, so they often mobilized magic. To a beastfolk warrior like Elsi, mages were nothing more than fucking bastards who supported illegal doping.
And so, the duo of serial killers with murderous auras threw open the mansion's main gate. Eve swung her sword in the empty air and shouted.
"Fuck, co out!"
"Hiiiik!"
At that murderous aura, Soya fell to her knees and collapsed. Just as she was about to chop her neck off, Eve flinched for a mont when she saw that one of Soya's legs was already crippled. And she was able to reach the rational conclusion that, no matter how much she was a mage, killing her so abruptly was a bit too much. Eve caught her breath and asked Soya.
"What is it."
"Th-That... Are you Lady Peta?"
"So what?"
At Eve's edgy response, Soya shrank back even more. She used her staff to get back up and said in a cautious tone.
"Th-that... My Lord, High Priest Lusius, he... s-sent a gift."
"A gift?"
The letter hadn't arrived for Eve yet. Eve narrowed her eyes and scanned Soya. Pink hair and a fucking tall height. And voluptuous breasts that looked like she had stuffed a bowling ball in each. Just from her looks, she certainly looked like the kind of woman Lusius would fall for and capture.
"He sent a gift?"
"Yes, yes. He... he said you'd like it when you see it."
"What is it."
"Pardon?"
"I said, what is it."
People were gathering. Soya looked around with a flustered face, then her face turned pale as she lowered her voice.
"Th-That... C-Can't I tell you inside instead of here?"
"What's this bitch who looks like a rag saying. Tell
what it is before I cut off your tits and use them as volleyballs, you fucking cunt. Got it?"
Eve asked, pressing her sword against her. She had long since given up on the nobility of a Lord's wife. Soya's face turned even whiter as she panicked.
"I-It's really! Really! I-It's, a little, a bit of a... that kind of thing! Please, I'm begging you! It's not sothing weird! It's not suspicious either! No, it is a suspicious object, but, no no! That's not it, it's really safe... a safe object! It's really okay, so can't I please show you inside!"
"You can't trust mages."
Elsi said coldly. Eve, too, had no desire to drag this mage into the mansion. There was no letter from Lusius about a mage, and no contact had co in. For all she knew, a place like Amur Territory could be holding a grudge over the past incident and sent a bomb delivery via a mage.
So, no mage is coming inside. Eve resolutely shook her head.
"Fuuuck. Show
the goods here if you don't want your remaining leg to beco crippled too, you hear? You want
to say it two or three tis?"
"Ah, it's just that... it's a really 'that kind of' thing... Are you sure it's okay?"
"If you ask 'are you sure it's okay?' one more ti, I'll rip your mouth open, so hurry up and show ."
Eve tapped the ground with her curved sword, urging her on again. At those words, Soya hastily began to draw a magic circle on the ground. As soon as Soya tried to draw the magic circle, Elsi grabbed her arm and twisted it.
"Mage. No dirty tricks."
"Ayaya! It hurts! I-It's really a summoning magic circle! A summoning circle! There's no way I'd carry that kind of thing around! Ah, it huuuurts! It hurts!"
Eve pulled Elsi away. Soya rubbed her arm and whimpered.
"Heuk... Heehing..."
"We're watching, so summon it quickly. Try any dirty tricks and I'll chop your neck right off, so you know."
"O-Okay."
Soya's mind was a ss. Lusius seed like a normal person, but why was his wife like this? Is she really his wife? Is Lusius sending a dildo as a gift to a wife like this? Soya shook off her random thoughts and drew the magic circle.
"Th-This is the summoning magic circle..."
With those words, Eve had the knights make the people step back. She and Elsi also stepped back a little before aiming their swords at Soya.
"Summon it now."
"It's really not a dangerous object, but..."
"Fucking hurry up if you don't want to die!"
"O-Okay!"
Soya shut her eyes tight and activated the summoning magic circle. Purple smoke billowed out, and from within it, a dildo popped out. The knights were glancing and peeking at the object. Eve also stared at the object with a strange expression.
"A dildo?"
"Ah, yes... this is a, uh... bio-dildo that responds to mana... and how to use it is..."
At the object that surpassed all expectations, the territory residents, the knights, Eve, and Elsi all froze. Soya, having already experienced this situation once, began to explain the dildo with a more proficient posture than before.
"If you press this button here..."
When she pressed the button, the familiar blue human form floated up, with the dildo for a cock.
"Oh my!"
"Goodness! How scandalous!"
"Bringing such sha to the High Priest, my goodness..."
"Oh my... what is..."
Soya's face turned bright red. Eve's face was also bright red, and she was in a state of fluster. Elsi said.
"It doesn't look dangerous."
"N-No... fu...ck... what..."
While Eve was stamring, Sieri arrived late at the scene. As soon as she saw the dildo floating in the empty air, Sieri scread and covered her eyes.
"Wh-What is that!"
"And if you press this blue button..."
And when Soya pressed the blue button, the blue man straightened his back and began to twerk like crazy in mid-air. People scread at the lewd, dirty, and peerlessly vulgar hip movents.
"Oh my gooood! To think they'd bring such a thing into the territory!"
"Horrifying! Filthy! Aaaargh!"
"High Priest!! Oh my gooood! High Prieeeeest!"
"There's no way the High Priest ordered such a thing! Gyaaaaaaaah!"
The scene was no different from hell. Was this what a strip club in hell was like? A blue stripper shakes his cock while twerking, and people cover their eyes and scream. Soya struggled to maintain her calmness and squeezed her eyes shut. Seeing Eve's expression, it looked like she would swing her sword at her any mont. In the midst of it all, Eve felt like she was going to lose her mind.
"M-Ms. Eve?"
"rmaid. Do you play with things like that? It looks fun."
Sieri was looking at her with eyes mixed with a slight bit of contempt. Elsi was looking at Eve with a face full of curiosity. Eve had a responsibility to handle the situation. For now, judging by its appearance, it seed to be the gift Lusius had sent. But Eve had no desire to gratefully accept such a gift. Then again, publicly rejecting it like this was also a bit much.
What should I do? How do I handle this? After pondering for a long ti, Eve opened her mouth.
"......'s mine."
"Pardon?"
Sieri asked again. Eve squeezed her eyes shut and shouted.
"It's for my mom! Fucking got it? I was going to use it on my mom!"
The screaming people were looking at Eve with strange faces. The reason no direct verbal abuse had co out yet was because Eve was the Lord's wife and a crazy bitch who had even filleted the son of the Grand Duke of the North.
Eve responded ardently to the gazes upon her.
"What, you fucking bastards! I'm going to use it on my mom, you got a problem with that? Don't you know how to do filial piety?"
Of course, the residents of the Peta Territory did not practice filial piety in this way, but they just kept their mouths firmly shut, feeling like they would die if they ntioned it further.
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