??833: Chapter 831: Love’s Mwah
833: Chapter 831: Love’s Mwah
“Five minutes?
Long’er, you’re underestimating
too much.
It should at least take ten minutes.” Wang Dadong lounged on the stool, sweeping his gaze over Long Qiuyu’s fiery body, as if calculating how long it would take to disassemble her clothing and then reassemble it properly.
“Ten minutes?
Try ten seconds!” Long Qiuyu felt a tingle as she was eyed by Wang Dadong, and huffily retorted.
Ten seconds…
Wang Dadong’s face involuntarily twitched.
“Wang Dadong, hurry up.
Once this exercise is over, there are other tasks to do.
If you can’t complete any of them, or if you don’t score at least a 9, you’ll be eliminated!” Long Qiuyu, seeing Wang Dadong unmoved, thought he might be scared of this training exercise.
Disassembling and assembling a handgun isn’t hard; the difficulty is in the speed.
In Huaxia, firearms are strictly controlled.
It wouldn’t be surprising if Wang Dadong had never even seen a real gun, let alone assembled or disassembled one.
As long as Wang Dadong fails the task, she will imdiately eliminate him; she absolutely cannot allow Wang Dadong to join the Divine Shield team.
However, what Long Qiuyu didn’t know was that guns were to Wang Dadong as dear as his own child.
Back when he was with China Divine Shield, he could assemble a firearm with one hand, eyes closed.
Wang Dadong still didn’t move, but looked expectantly at Long Qiuyu and said, “Long’er, if I can assemble it within five minutes, is there any reward?”
“None!” Long Qiuyu snapped back, “What do you think this is?
It’s training, not the ti to be asking for rewards.”
“Then I won’t train,” declared Wang Dadong, starting to get petulant.
“Fine, I’ll go tell the Commander in Chief right now that you’re eliminated!” Long Qiuyu was more than happy for Wang Dadong to drop out of the training.
A look of sullen grievance flickered across Wang Dadong’s face as he muttered, “You’re ruthless!”
Seeing Wang Dadong’s disgruntled expression, Long Qiuyu pondered and said, “Do you really want a reward?”
“Long’er, would you actually give
a reward?
Just offer
one, and I’ll have it assembled in no ti,” Wang Dadong replied eagerly.
Long Qiuyu nodded and said, “Yes, if you can assemble it within five minutes, I’ll give you a loving muah.”
Oh my god, a loving muah!
Although Wang Dadong wasn’t much of a netizen, he also knew what a muah ant.
He imdiately grabbed the disassembled gun parts from the table and started assembling them with serious concentration.
Wang Dadong’s assembly movents were quite awkward and clumsy, but he still managed to get the gun assembled within five minutes.
In fact, Wang Dadong could have been faster, but knowing Long Qiuyu was hell-bent on eliminating him, he was aware that showing off might make the following training even harder.
“Long’er, I’ve finished assembling it; you can’t go back on your word, you owe
a loving muah.” Wang Dadong looked at Long Qiuyu with hopeful anticipation.
A mocking smile flickered across Long Qiuyu’s face as she said, “Okay, just wait.”
A mont later, she started taking off her jacket.
Wang Dadong’s eyes imdiately bulged out.
What the hell was happening?
Oh my god, happiness couldn’t possibly strike this unexpectedly, could it?
Overwheld with excitent, Wang Dadong readily began taking off his jacket as well.
“Co on, Long’er!”
Wang Dadong puckered up and leaned towards Long Qiuyu.
Bang!
A muffled thump and Wang Dadong suddenly felt a burning pain in his nose.
After being punched by Long Qiuyu, he looked at her with confusion, “Long’er, weren’t you supposed to blow
a kiss?
Why did you hit ?”
Long Qiuyu flexed her muscles with a crackling sound, and a mischievous smile flashed across her face, “I was blowing you a kiss, only my kiss cos from a fist.”
“Then I don’t want it.” Wang Dadong finally understood why Long Qiuyu took her jacket off—it was so she wouldn’t be hindered in her movents.
“No way!”
…
A few minutes later, Long Qiuyu began to teach Wang Dadong how to shoot.
“To shoot you first need to aim, control your breathing…
then align three points into one…
only then you can hit the target accurately, got it?”
“Like this?” Wang Dadong asked, holding the pistol at an awkward angle, his eyes fixed on Long Qiuyu instead.
“Why are you looking at
instead of the target?
With that approach, you won’t hit the broad side of a barn,” Long Qiuyu said, sowhat frustrated.
“No need for a target in my eyes when there is one in my heart, aiming makes no difference,” Wang Dadong said, feigning profundity.
“You talk as if it’s true.
If you hit the target, I’ll be damned,” Long Qiuyu scoffed.
No sooner had Long Qiuyu finished speaking than Wang Dadong pulled the trigger.
However, the target a hundred ters away didn’t even twitch.
Long Qiuyu couldn’t help but laugh, “Told you, looking at
is useless.
You missed the target, didn’t you?”
“Who said I missed?
I was aiming for the two hundred ter target,” Wang Dadong said nonchalantly.
Long Qiuyu instinctively looked towards the hundred-ter target, only to spot a bullet hole right in the center, still emitting a wisp of smoke.
She exclaid in astonishnt, “How did you do that?”
Wang Dadong carelessly tossed aside the pistol, “You should ask around; I’m known as the sharpshooter of Jiangdu.
Long’er, there’s nothing left for you to teach
about shooting, how about you teach
so fight~* instead?”
With a helpless sigh, Long Qiuyu conceded that with Wang Dadong’s marksmanship there was indeed nothing left to teach and said, “Alright, I’ll teach you to fight~*.”
No sooner had she spoken than her face turned crimson, “Pervert, what are you thinking!”
“I wasn’t thinking anything!
Long’er, don’t tell
you’re the one with the dirty mind?” Wang Dadong innocently shrugged his shoulders, a sly smile in his eyes.
“I was not going to teach you that.
Let’s learn…
how to disarm a bomb!”
Bomb disarming is dangerous business; one careless move could an bits and pieces everywhere.
Of course, for Wang Dadong that was child’s play.
Hand grenades, landmines, tid bombs, even missiles—he could disarm them all.
“I’m going to demonstrate how to disarm a C~4 explosive, watch closely,” said Long Qiuyu as she bent over to work on the C~4 explosive on the table.
As for Wang Dadong, his eyes remained fixated on Long Qiuyu’s elevated behind.
Long Qiuyu, already quite tall at over 1.7 ters, had to bend over to reach the explosives on the table…
and suddenly the scenery beca extrely pleasing to the eye!
“Mhm, I’m watching carefully, I see purple…”
Long Qiuyu suddenly froze, purple?
There was no purple wire on the C~4 explosive.
But then she quickly realized she was wearing sothing purple, turned around, and sure enough, saw Wang Dadong drooling over her!
“I told you to watch
disarm the bomb, not to ogle , you’re infuriating!” Long Qiuyu stomped her foot in anger, throwing the C~4 dummy model onto the table.
Little did she know, Wang Dadong suddenly lunged forward, pinning Long Qiuyu to the ground.
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