??74: Chapter 74: Cross-Dressing Boss
74: Chapter 74: Cross-Dressing Boss
“What’s the matter?”
Qin Hao stopped and glanced at Lin Yuhan.
“Ahem, ng Ke, you go back to your room first.
Adults are talking, kids shouldn’t listen.” Lin Yuhan coughed lightly and gently nudged Zhao ngke, as if she had a little secret.
But Zhao ngke’s eyes lit up, and she said gossipingly, “Oh?
Sister Yu Han, is there sothing going on between you two?”
“Get out of here!” Lin Yuhan glared and snorted, “There’s nothing going on.”
“Sister Yu Han is being tsundere again.” Zhao ngke stuck out her tongue, rolled her eyes slyly, and sneakily walked back to her bedroom.
“Hee hee, once in the bedroom, lock the door, and tonight I can just pretend I don’t know anything.
Qin Hao can keep dreaming about warming the bed.” Zhao ngke chuckled mischievously in her heart and quickly dashed into her room.
Now, the only people left in the living room were Qin Hao and Lin Yuhan.
Qin Hao looked at Lin Yuhan with confusion.
What did this girl want to say to him alone?
And why did she want to avoid Zhao ngke?
“Yu Han, let
make it clear first, I’m not an easy person.
Now that it’s just us, you mustn’t have any inappropriate thoughts about .” Qin Hao said with a worried look, and then let out a cry as Lin Yuhan, in embarrassnt and anger, aid the sofa pillow at him again.
Lin Yuhan glared at him and, after a mont of silence, said, “Are you free tomorrow night?
My dad wants to invite you to dinner.”
Qin Hao was startled and then nodded, saying, “Father-in-law inviting
to dinner, I must accept the invitation!”
“Stop talking nonsense about father-in-law and all that, hmph!”
Lin Yuhan’s cheeks blushed slightly, and she gave Qin Hao a look before saying, “Co over here.
I’ve prepared so books for you to take back to your room and read.
You need to learn everything in those books before tomorrow night!”
“What?” Qin Hao was taken aback and curiously walked over.
At this mont, Lin Yuhan picked up a stack of books she had prepared on the sofa and handed them to Qin Hao.
Qin Hao glanced at the titles and imdiately felt his head spin.
“‘The Gentleman’s Self-Cultivation,’ ‘Master of Tea Ceremony,’ ‘European Etiquette,’ ‘Spiritual Purification’…”
Qin Hao’s eyelid twitched, and he said begrudgingly, “‘Spiritual Purification’?
What the hell is that?
I’m so pure, do I still need purifying?
What kind of person did you think I was?”
“Hmph.” Lin Yuhan snorted coldly, saying, “Your sleaziness, your shalessness, can terrify
even from kiloters away!”
“Yu Han, you really misunderstand .
This is seriously the biggest injustice of the 21st century!”
With a look of indignation, like an innocent young man being unjustly accused, Qin Hao held the books, feeling wronged, and said, “And to read all these books in one day?
The task you’ve given
is too hard!”
Lin Yuhan directly rolled her eyes at Qin Hao, saying, “Alright, what do you want as a reward?”
Oh, this girl really understands …
Qin Hao was a bit surprised, then coughed lightly and said righteously, “I’m a person who loves learning.
The sea of learning is endless, but there are many things that need two people to comprehend together.
I need your help to study an ancient book with .”
“Oh?” Lin Yuhan looked at Qin Hao in surprise, slightly tilting her head, and said, “I didn’t expect you to be so passionate about learning.
Well, okay, which book do you want to study?
Maybe I’ve learned it before, and I can teach you.”
Qin Hao glanced at Lin Yuhan’s beautiful face and curvaceous figure, saying, “The book is called ‘Seventy-two Arts of the Bedroom’!”
Lin Yuhan paused, then her face visibly turned red with embarrassnt, and she looked at Qin Hao with eyes like fire.
This scoundrel is too awful, wanting to study bedroom arts with her!
“Qin Hao, co over here, I promise I won’t kill you!” Lin Yuhan shouted with embarrassnt and anger.
“Yu Han, you can’t let down soone who loves learning.
So let’s consider it settled.
I’m heading back to my room now, bye-bye.”
With a mischievous grin, Qin Hao made the decision and dashed upstairs, leaving Lin Yuhan red-faced and stomping her foot in frustration.
The night grew deeper.
In the bathroom, the sound of rushing water; Qin Hao took a shower, changed clothes, and then headed downstairs.
On the first floor, he saw Zhao ngke’s bedroom door tightly closed.
Smiling, he said, “This little girl is hiding from , huh?
If my guess is right, she must have locked the door, but does she think that will stop ?
Heh heh, I suddenly have a bold idea!”
A few minutes later, Lin Yuhan looked at Qin Hao coming out of her bedroom with a strange expression, not understanding why this scoundrel would insist on borrowing her perfu late at night.
Could he have beco a weirdo…
Lin Yuhan hurriedly turned on her computer and searched for Qin Hao’s symptoms on Baidu.
anwhile, Qin Hao tiptoed to Zhao ngke’s bedroom door and took out a peculiar-looking tool, with special wires and needles at the front paired with a clever chanism.
This was a door-opening tool crafted by Nightmare’s brother ‘God of Thieves’, capable of unlocking most anti-theft locks.
The scariest part is its speed, able to unlock in under five seconds!
The reason God of Thieves made this divine artifact was actually to solve a physiological need…
Because God of Thieves, to force himself to exercise more, continuously took croton seeds, keeping himself mostly in a state of diarrhea, making frequent trips to the bathroom an indirect form of exercise!
He thought he was super clever!
anwhile, in Nightmare, there was a Fatty who often hid in the bathroom reading adult magazines, finding the standing position inconvenient.
Fatty said the dim light in the bathroom created the right atmosphere for reading adult magazines!
He also thought he was super clever!
Until one mission in Africa, God of Thieves and Fatty were assigned to the sa room, with only one bathroom!
Thus—the divine artifact was born!
Born purely for unlocking!
As for why this divine artifact is so fast at unlocking, maybe it’s because after five seconds, God of Thieves can’t hold it anymore and has to wash his pants.
Sigh, all forced by physiological needs, all tears.
Qin Hao really didn’t understand why in Nightmare, everyone seed so talented, yet such unique oddballs…
At this mont, Qin Hao inserted the needle of the tool into the lock, and with skilled manipulation, he heard a crisp sound in just two seconds, and the lock clicked open.
Qin Hao chuckled mischievously; a product by God of Thieves is sure to be top-notch!
Subsequently, he closed the door quietly and snuck into the bedroom.
The bedroom was pitch black.
Qin Hao tiptoed to the bedside, where he sensed a girl holding a teddy bear—it was Zhao ngke.
Reaching the bedside, Qin Hao lifted the blanket and slipped into the bed.
Instantly, he felt a faint girlish scent, but he said nothing, just quietly lay there, secretly pleased inside.
“Sister Yu Han, is that you?
Your perfu slls really nice tonight.”
On the bed, Zhao ngke giggled, slling the woman’s perfu nearby, just as Qin Hao predicted, mistaking him for Lin Yuhan.
Qin Hao smiled playfully, remaining still, observing silently to see if anything amusing would happen.
Then Zhao ngke giggled and, pretending to be mysterious, said, “Sister Yu Han, let
tell you a secret.
Actually—I’m a cross-dressing big shot!”
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