The Knight Guard, now confird to be a woman stood montarily unbalanced, her heavy below armor shattered. Sid was utterly paralyzed, staring not at a threat, but at the exposed, powerful femininity beneath the plate: the long, thick thighs and the unexpected flash of vibrant red underwear. His nose dripped blood onto the faded carpet as his mind grappled with the implications.
[2... 1...]
Just as the counter hit ’one,’ the Knight Guard moved with a swiftness that defied its damaged state and heavy armor. Ignoring the shattered knee, the massive figure raised its left leg with terrifying speed and force. The ssage flashed as the guard’s feet, was already airborne, aid squarely at Sid’s chest.
[Q: Block/Parry]
The prompt scread in his vision. Sid slamd his arms up, managing to catch the full force of the kick. He was gripping it, holding the Knight Guard’s elevated left leg in place. The sight was overwhelming: the raw power of the long, thick thigh tensed in mid kick, the vibrant red underwear barely covering the prominent mound of her pelvis, now clearly visible beneath the scant fabric due to the angle of the attack. Sid’s face was re inches from the armored knee, his eyes locked on the full, explicit view.
"Oh sh*t..."
The sight— the sudden, violent exposure of that vulnerable part of her body... made Sid’s heart skip a beat and his mind freeze solid in a combination of arousal and fear.
[Sex Appeal]
[Calculating...]
"Eh??? Why— why are you starting with Sex Appeal!? Stop it! That’s not even relevant! I’m in the middle of a fight right now!"
But his body betrayed him— his nose started bleeding, dripping down his strear jacket as the system projected the indecent scan in front of him. He rembered the order clearly: the system always scanned the face before the allure rating. But this ti, it went straight for sex appeal first.
The system ignored his panicked protest and began a rapid, invasive data assessnt, the familiar blue tracers of his Combat Vision now repurposed for anatomical analysis. Sid swallowed hard, his grip tightening instinctively around her feet.
"No, no, you can’t just analyze a dead person’s... her— that! I’m not even into this! This is completely ssed up!"
His breath hitched as the system’s scan revealed the full extent of the Knight Guard’s femininity. The thick, plump lips of her vagina were clearly visible beneath the strained red fabric, hinting at a size that defied belief. Her thighs were monstrously thick, each one easily twice the size of Sid’s own leg. Even her calves and feet were enormous, perfectly proportioned to her colossal fra.
As Sid stared, transfixed by the sight, he could swear he saw a slight bulge beneath the underwear— was that her clitoris? Or perhaps sothing even more impressive... His heart raced with a mixture of fear and unbridled lust as he imagined what lay hidden beneath that thin layer of cloth. The Knight Guard remained motionless, her leg still lifted high, giving Sid an unobstructed view of her most intimate area.
"Okay, they are undeniably amazing."
Sid admitted weakly, unable to deny the sheer physical perfection even in this undead state.
"But this is not a product review! I’m fighting for my life against a woman whose thighs could snap my spine!"
The system finished its rapid fire anatomical assessnt.
[10/10]
Perfect score!
Sid’s head throbbed as the system’s assessnt flashed before his eyes. A perfect score for the Knight Guard’s physique was both a testant to her incredible form and a cruel reminder of the danger he faced. He groaned, squeezing his eyes shut briefly before forcing himself to look back at her exposed body.
"Fuck... This is insane!"
Sid muttered, his voice shaking slightly.
"I’m supposed to be fighting for my life to go through that door not ogling so undead amazon’s... assets."
Despite his words, Sid couldn’t tear his gaze away from the sight before him. The way her massive thighs quivered with barely contained power, the tantalizing bulge beneath her underwear that hinted at unimaginable pleasures... It was enough to make any man weak in the knees.
However, The Knight Guard whether fueled by undead rage or a flicker of post mortem modesty ripped her foot free of Sid’s grasp. The sudden violent motion sent Sid sprawling backward, and the Combat Vision sequence began imdiately, overlapping with the furious onslaught.
The Knight Guard unleashed a terrifying barrage of attacks— kicks, punches, and her shield slamming, moving with speed and precision Sid hadn’t thought possible. She was vicious, relentless, driving him back down the hallway with a fury that felt personal.
[Combat Potential]
[Calculating...]
Sid was forced into pure, desperate defense, his actions dictated entirely by the system’s frantic.
[Dodge Roll [Ctrl Space Bar] [Block/Parry [Q]]
His movents were clumsy, fueled only by adrenaline and the sheer will to survive the rain of steel.
"This is insane! She’s pissed! Did I... did I make a zombie embarrassed?!"
Sid yelled, his voice strained as he narrowly evaded a crushing overhead blow that splintered the marble floor. While Sid was locked in this dance of death, the system continued its cold, technical assessnt of his attacker’s perfect form:
The tracers highlighted her flawless balance, every strike generating maximum power even with her lower body exposed.
"Calm down, you thick zombie!"
Sid shouted, gasping as he rolled hard to dodge a crushing shield bash. The analysis confird the unrivaled strength in her remaining limbs, noting that a single unguarded strike would be fatal.
"Great! So I’m fighting a tank that moves like an assassin! This is totally fair and balanced gaplay!"
Sid shouted, leaping back, his injured knee screaming.
The final tric assessed her ability to coordinate all elents (shield, sword, body mass) into a single, cohesive threat. The Knight Guard paused her assault for a half second, raising her shield high for a final, heavy swing. The result of the second scan flashed across Sid’s vision:
[10/10]
Perfect score!
Sid swallowed hard, facing down the undeniable reality: a woman with perfect Sex Appeal and perfect Combat Potential was about to kill him.
"You’ve got to be kidding ... perfect sex appeal and perfect combat stats?!"
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