CH.479 Harem 1
“... you’d think I’d get used to people sneaking into my bed, but I still have to ask, why are you here? Didn’t you leave?” I asked the dragon lady that snuck into my bed.
“And here I assud I was original. I suppose I’ll have to try harder.” The golden haired humanoid form of Lady Janina responded.
“Yeah. Yubel tries it like every other night, even if she is most of the ti pushed away by one of my girls.”
“Oh, so that is the half-demon whose soul I removed from the avatar to get her out of my way.”
“... really?”
“Yes?”
“... fine, whatever. I’ll deal with that later. First, why are you even here? Didn’t you leave yesterday?” I asked, knowing well that this wasn’t Lady Janina in a dragon avatar, but instead her humanoid form.
“Did I, or did I leave a piece of myself here? You know, for soone with as much security as you, you really can’t pick up excess people in your domain.”
“Well sorry that I assu things. And I think my monsters already picked you up on cams, but they must have assud that was your dragon avatar. And since you have permission to be here, they didn’t sound the alarm. … but can you explain a bit better. You left, but you are also here? How?”
“It really isn’t that complicated. Rember, I’m sowhat of a copycat. And copying the skill of that Nevelle girl. Really wasn’t all that difficult.”
“... so you are a part of Lady Janina?”
“A soul copy actually, but close enough.”
“... but why? Why would she do that?”
“Don’t talk about in third person. I’m right here you know.”
“... yeah, I kind of know, it is just … I guess I’m not sure which part of you is the original, and you did make it seem like you were the copy, and the other you is the original.”
“Fine. I’ll let it go, because you are correct. But I do want to point out that ‘original’ is wrong. Neither of us is the original. But I will accept you calling the other the original as she does hold our body, while my body was made from the scale you gave us.”
“... aning?”
“aning that I’m a lot weaker than my ‘real self’. But I do still know everything my real self knows, and everyti I rest, all of my mories sync with my ‘real self’.”
“... okay. So you are a copy made of a scale and you are weaker than the real you, but you still have all the knowledge of the original, and are in all ways the original, other than power.”
“No. I can’t actually turn into my dragon form. I’m only like the original when it cos to knowledge.”
“Yeah. Let’s ignore all of that for a second. I just have one question. Why?”
“You’ll have to be more specific than that.”
“Why would you leave a linked soul copy here? And why would you sneak into my bed?”
“... you really don’t know? Well, that is disappointing.”
“I have an idea, but I’ll have you say it or the answer is no.”
“... Fine. Because I want to have a baby. And if you rember, because of my power, I simply cannot just reproduce with anyone I want. … But with you.”
“I’m not that strong. You are the one who said it.”
“Not yet, but your growth speed is enormous. In about ten, maybe fifteen years, you’ll be at the level I need.”
“... why is that an acceptable tifra for dragons?”
“Ask yourself that. You are a Dragon Hearted Dragon King. You will likely live to 300 or so, unless you figure out immortality by then.”
“... thanks for giving an existential crisis. Now I have to worry about people I love dying before .”
“Don’t worry. I won’t. And I’m pretty sure your monsters won’t either.”
“... doesn’t make it much better.”
“Well, since your companions grow at nearly the sa speed as you, they will likely gain so longevity skills or races soon. And while they may not live as long as you, even they should get to at least 200.”
“... you know, you know an awful lot about humans.”
“I have a few millennia worth of information, and I may have read most of your library over the course of last week.”
“Yeah, I guess you did ask if you can visit the Factory. I just assud you were fighting there.”
“Your Storage daughter is quite a nice company.”
“... of course she would like you. The one person actually smarter than her.”
“And you are not?”
“Do you need to ask?”
“Perhaps not, but rember, creativity is a kind of intelligence. … but I do need to ask sothing else. … are you fine with this? Being the father of my children?”
“... you know, I would say sure, because I honestly feel bad for you. A near immortal being forced to live forever. Wanting children but unable to reproduce because even dragons are too weak to fertilize you. … that sounded wrong, sorry.”
“Non taken, continue.”
“So yeah. And even outside of that, you are gorgeous. Almost inhumanly beautiful. Honestly, I think in terms of beauty, the only one that would win against you in a beauty show would be the Goddess.”
“Why thank you.”
“Just because you would win in a beauty show, you are not the most beautiful in my eyes, sorry.”
“... but you do think I am beautiful.”
“... Yes.” I admitted. “But back on track. I do like you. And feel bad for you. But you know it isn’t up to . You have three others you’ll have to get to say yes. I hope you know who they are.”
“I do. And if that is what it takes, I will. Besides, I know Alice is on my side already.”
“... of course she is. Why am I not surprised?”
“Because you know her, and she is the one who kind of forced this harem on you.”
“Yeah. Would have been more simple if it was just Lua, but I guess it would have also been more boring.”
“Sotis the simple life is the best life, but I think you would have had an exciting life no matter your relationship status.”
It didn’t take Lady Janina much to get Cailie on her side as well. Cailie does still see dragons as demi-gods, and Lady Janina is the strongest of them, so she is the leader of the demi-gods in Cailie’s eyes.
Lady Janina is also a taxi that can take us to the spirit world, and since Cailie can’t get there in other ways currently, that was also an effective card for Janina to play.
Also, I’ll now stop calling Lady Janina lady, she will just be Janina from now on. She is trying to get into my pants, literally, so she is no longer the respectful lady she used to be. She is now soone that wants , so first nas only.
… actually, would her first na be Ami? Her na is Ami Janina, right? She just always went by Janina, not Ami, so I assud. Well, whatever. I’m used to calling her Janina, so Janina it is. And Ami is too close to Alice anyway.
But enough with her na, back to her winning over my fiancées. I assud Lua would be the difficult one to win over, but even she folded when Janina promised Lua would get so of her dragon blood if she agreed.
And for a dhampir to get access to the highest quality dragon blood … yeah, you can imagine how that went.
So yeah. Janina is now the fourth mber of my harem. … how did my life turn to this?
Thank god I at least know how to get my mind off of this stuff. And that is packs.
And today, I feel like a mix-match of sets. So I’ll do ten packs each of , , and .
That will hopefully get my mind off of things.
So let’s get to it or it will never get done.
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CSOC 1
Card Rotator; Bamboo Scrap; DNA Checkup; Iron Chain Blaster; Morphtronic Caran; Morphtransition; Horseytail; Synchro Strike; Mosaic Manticore
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CSOC 3
Synchro Strike; Lineage of Destruction; Giant Trap Hole; Botanical Girl; Morphtronic Magnen; DNA Checkup; Iron Chain Snake; Morphtronic Clocken; Iron Chain Dragon
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Okay. Got a new card, and it is a Synchro monster. Iron Chain Dragon might not be the best, but it is a Synchro, so I’ll take it.
Hopefully I can get at least one more new card from the next 6 packs.
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CSOC 5
Fragrance Storm; DNA Checkup; The White Stone of Legend; Pursuit Chaser; Morphtronic Magnen; Synchro Strike; Botanical Girl; Giant Trap Hole; Iron Chain Repairman
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Iron Chain Repairman is new. And I guess he is decent. He is also a repairman, so he might be able to repair so of my air/spaceships, when I finally make so.
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CSOC 7
Morphtronic Engine; Nettles; Revival Gift; Doppelganger; Jade Knight; Gozen Match; Morphtronic Celfon; Seed of Deception; Mad Archfiend
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Morphtronic Celfon is new. Sohow I didn’t have it yet. And since it is a mobile phone, sure an older style one and not a smartphone, I can definitely reverse engineer it for sothing useful.
Maybe an access device for my ‘Internet’ plan, whenever I actually get to work on that.
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CSOC 8
Factory of 100 Machines; Iron Chain Coil; Plant Food Chain; Everliving Underworld Cannon; Revival Gift; Iron Chain Blaster; Cursed Fig; Pollinosis; Seed of Fla
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Seed of Fla is an ultra rare, and it is also new. … sadly it isn’t all that amazing. It isn’t bad, just … not that good.
Two more packs before a set change.
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CSOC 9
Fragrance Storm; Iron Chain Snake; Gadget Driver; Iron Chain Blaster; Oga Goggles; Iron Chain Coil; Nettles; Morphtronic Magnen; Virus Cannon
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Virus Cannon is new, but it sucks. And despite the fact that I can probably do so OP stuff with it, I really don’t want to spread so deadly virus across the world. So Virus Cannon will fall into ‘I’ll never use this’ pile.
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CSOC 10
Gigantic Cephalotus; Wall of Ivy; Cursed Fig; Morphtransition; Morphtronic Cord; Copy Plant; Bamboo Scrap; The White Stone of Legend; Virus Cannon
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Nothing new in this pack, but I did get four new cards from those ten packs, so I guess that is alright.
Now a set change to Crimson Crisis, and the sa rules apply, I’ll only comnt if there is a new card in the pack.
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CRMS 1
Desert Protector; Flip Flop Frog; Morphtronic Forcefield; Psychic Sword; Fake Explosion; Mysterious Triangle; Telekinetic Power Well; Multiply; Psychic Tuning
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Multiply is new. Not all that amazing, but it is new. Unless this is the ani variant that can make an unlimited number of weak monsters.
But even if it isn’t, it is new, so it is nice to have.
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CRMS 2
Flip Flop Frog; Blackwing - Bora the Spear; Morphtronic Boarden; Twin-Sword Marauder; Night Wing Sorceress; Bee List Soldier; Morphtronic Mix-up; Indomitable Gladiator Beast; Psychic Tuning
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CRMS 3
Blackwing - Bora the Spear; Bee List Soldier; Dark Tinker; Half or Nothing; Fake Explosion; Cross-Sword Beetle; Assault Revival; Blackwing - Sirocco the Dawn; Gladiator Beast Samnite
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Samnite is new. But it isn’t the greatest Glad Beast I have. It is actually kind of h. The effect is good, but the activation condition is just a bit too specific. Just allow it to search on summon, instead of this ‘when this card destroys a monster by battle’ and only if it was summoned by the effect of a Glad Beast monster.
But it is new, so I’ll take it.
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CRMS 4
Trap Reactor Y FI; Morphtronic Rusty Engine; Assault Mode Activate; Indomitable Gladiator Beast; Verdant Sanctuary; Super Solar Nutrient; Seed Cannon; Arcane Apprentice; Red Dragon Archfiend/Assault Mode
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Morphtronic Rusty Engine is new, despite being common. But it kind of sucks.
Red Dragon Archfiend/Assault Mode isn’t new, I had the ultra rare version of it, but this is the ghost rare variant, so it is technically new. Sadly the Assault Mode RDA is a bit too destructive for use.
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CRMS 5
Super Solar Nutrient; Trap Eater; Morphtronic Rusty Engine; Blackwing - Bora the Spear; Assault Slash; Vengeful Servant; Assault Teleport; Star Blast; Totem Dragon
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Totem Dragon is new. Sadly I don’t need to tribute summon stuff, so the effect of acting as two tributes is unnecessary.
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CRMS 6
Blackwing - Bora the Spear; Bee List Soldier; Verdant Sanctuary; Summon Reactor SK; Spell Reactor RE; Vengeful Servant; Dupe Frog; Assault Revival; Debris Dragon
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CRMS 7
Cross-Sword Beetle; Morphtronic Boarden; Hydra Viper; Night Wing Sorceress; Bee List Soldier; Assault Revival; Dupe Frog; Hyper Psychic Blaster/Assault Mode; Arcane Apprentice
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Hyper Psychic Blaster/Assault Mode is new. And it is actually really nice. … sadly I don’t have the regular Hyper Psychic Blaster, so I can’t currently summon it, but it's still nice to have for the future.
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CRMS 8
Summon Reactor SK; Submarine Frog; Dupe Frog; Ebon Arrow; Cross-Sword Beetle; Descending Lost Star; Desert Protector; Nightmare Archfiends; Star Blast
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CRMS 9
Prevention Star; Bee List Soldier; Spell Reactor RE; Desert Protector; Six Scrolls of the Samurai; Twin-Sword Marauder; Fake Explosion; Blackwing Armor Master; Star Blast
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Blackwing Armor Master is new, and it is nice. Cannot be destroyed by battle, no battle damage, and the wedge counters. All of that is amazing.
And it is another Synchro, so one closer to the next reward for the Synchro challenge.
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CRMS 10
Morphtronic Rusty Engine; Super Solar Nutrient; Morphtronic Forcefield; Blackwing - Sirocco the Dawn; Prevention Star; Morphtronic Mix-up; Vengeful Servant; Morphtronic Boarden; Arcane Barrier
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Nothing new here. But still, I got 6 new cards from the ten packs, plus the ghost rare RDA, so Crimson Crisis did give out so nice stuff.
But enough about that, onto the next set, Raging Battle.
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RGBT 1
Level Retuner; Mirror of Oaths; Evil Thorn; Bone Temple Block; Alien Dog; Emissary from Pandemonium; Tuner Capture; Natural Tune; Brain Golem
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Brain Golem is new, and it is pretty good. It negates the effects of all Light monsters, so it might be able to negate Light attribute magic. And the double attack if it destroys a Light monster is just a nice bonus.
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RGBT 2
G.B. Hunter; Minoan Centaur; Hedge Guard; Rose Tentacles; rmaid Archer; Emissary from Pandemonium; Morphtronic Videon; Supremacy Berry; Deep Sea Diva
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RGBT 3
Tuner Capture; Reckoned Power; Junk Box; Supremacy Berry; Gigastone Oga; Level Retuner; G.B. Hunter; Koa'ki iru Drago; Against the Wind
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RGBT 4
Trap Stun; Thorn of Malice; Evil Thorn; Morphtronic Scopen; Attack of the Cornered Rat; Natural Tune; Tuner Capture; Emperor Sem; Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu
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An Earthbound Immortal? Nice! Ccapac Apu is also one of the better ones. 3k attack and it can always attack directly. And it cannot be attacked back. Nice.
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RGBT 5
Morphtronic Scopen; Hedge Guard; Morphtronic Repair Unit; Psychic Path; Fake Feather; Junk Box; rmaid Archer; Vanguard of the Dragon; Ojama Red
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RGBT 6
Morphtronic Repair Unit; Automatic Laser; Koa'ki iru Guardian; Double Tool C&D; Iron Core Imdiate Disposal; Wonder Clover; Supremacy Berry; Wicked Rebirth; Spell of Pain
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RGBT 7
Overdoom Line; Iron Core Imdiate Disposal; Spined Gillman; Tuner Capture; Mind Trust; Bone Temple Block; Wicked Rebirth; Morphtronic Bind; Koa'ki iru Ice
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RGBT 8
Double Tool C&D; Overdoom Line; Attack of the Cornered Rat; Thorn of Malice; Alien Dog; Supremacy Berry; Morphtronic Bind; Master Gig; Ojama Blue
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RGBT 9
Koa'ki iru Doom; Gigastone Oga; Gadget Arms; rmaid Archer; Morphtronic Videon; Tuner Capture; Natural Tune; Spell of Pain; Rockstone Warrior
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RGBT 10
Tuner Capture; Koa'ki iru Doom; Mirror of Oaths; Vanguard of the Dragon; Blackwing - Shura the Blue Fla; Double Tool C&D; Phoenixian Seed; Morphtronic Videon; Snowman Eater
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That was kind of sad. 2 new cards from 10 packs. Well, at least one of the new cards was an Earthbound Immortal.
One more set to go. Ancient Prophecy, ten packs, then I’m done.
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ANPR 1
Armored Axon Kicker; Rekindling; Infernity Beast; Core Blaster; Shark Cruiser; Sword of Sparkles; Iron Core Luster; Ergency Assistance; XX-Saber Fulhelmknight
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ANPR 2
Spirit Burner; Water Hazard; Ancient Crimson Ape; Fairy Wind; Shark Cruiser; Core Blaster; Blackwing - Mistral the Silver Shield; Rekindling; Psychic Emperor
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Mistral the Silver Shield is new, and I guess it is alright. Could be better, but could be worse.
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ANPR 3
Cyborg Doctor; Sunny Pixie; Ancient Crimson Ape; Brain Research Lab; Darksea Float; Silver Wing; Fishborg Blaster; Infernity Beast; Fortune Lady Light
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Fortune Lady Light is new. And it is fine. I just need the Field Spell to really use its effect.
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ANPR 4
Rekindling; Koa'ki iru Hydro Barrier; Armored Axon Kicker; Blackwing - Mistral the Silver Shield; Blackwing - Fane the Steel Chain; A Major Upset; Slip of Fortune; Aegis of the Ocean Dragon Lord; Psychic Emperor
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ANPR 5
Depth Amulet; Release Restraint Wave; Rekindling; Fishborg Blaster; Imperial Custom; White Potan; Blackwing - Mistral the Silver Shield; Advance Draw; Psychic Emperor
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… okay. There are other rares in this set than Psychic Emperor. Three of them from five packs. Really?
Just … anything else in the rare slot, please.
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ANPR 6
Battle of the Elents; Morphtronic Magnen Bar; Slip of Fortune; Sunlight Unicorn; Spirit Burner; White Potan; Cyborg Doctor; Flamvell Counter; Pseudo Space
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ANPR 7
Pixie Ring; Cyborg Doctor; Battle Teleportation; Infernity Beast; Sword of Sparkles; Ergency Assistance; Rekindling; Darksea Float; Turbo Rocket
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ANPR 8
Advance Draw; Sunlight Unicorn; Battle Teleportation; Fairy Wind; Core Blaster; Sword of Sparkles; Aegis of the Ocean Dragon Lord; Scary Moth; Turbo Rocket
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ANPR 9
Shark Cruiser; Battle Teleportation; White Potan; Rekindling; Spirit Burner; Psychic Soul; Aegis of the Ocean Dragon Lord; Flamvell Firedog; Koa'ki iru Crusader
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Koa'ki iru Crusader is new, but it isn’t all that amazing. Sure it works in a Koa'ki iru deck, but other than that, not really worth it.
Last pack. Hopefully I can get one more new card.
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ANPR 10
Ancient Leaf; Darksea Float; Spirit Burner; Armored Axon Kicker; Morphtronic Magnen Bar; Imperial Custom; Battle Teleportation; Core Blaster; XX-Saber Fulhelmknight
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… didn’t get one.
Ancient Prophecy really wasn’t on my side today. I only got three new cards. And I haven’t even opened that many packs of Ancient Prophecy yet.
Well, better luck next ti.
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