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[You enter the simulation]

[First Year]

[Night, Inn]

[You leave a day's lodging fee on the room table, then fly out the inn window]

[You head straight for Danxia Sect]

[This ti you don't plan to join as a disciple]

[After all, if a junior disciple suddenly produced sothing as powerful as the Reviving Yang Pill, Xie Huide would never dare give it to Deng Wanshu]

[So you decide to fabricate an identity as a young master from a prominent family traveling abroad]

[Don't ask which family - the waters run too deep for you to navigate. Those who understand need no explanation, those who don't wouldn't get it even if told...]

[This ti you're not afraid of exposure, because exposure requires soone having seen you before]

[Now you've transford into a stubborn bird, flying away through the skies - who could possibly see you?]

[Only the innkeeper caught half a glimpse of you, but in the dark night he couldn't make out your face]

[With so many guests daily, the innkeeper would soon forget you]

[Even Duan Qian's wanted notice eight days later wouldn't include you]

[This ti you've truly vanished without a trace]

[Not even Li Anlong could track you down, let alone any dragon]

[You plan to first acquaint yourself with Xie Huide and Deng Rusong using this young master persona, then find an opportunity to exchange the Reviving Yang Pill with Xie Huide]

[It must be an exchange, not a gift - only then would Xie Huide feel assured of its safety]

[Additionally, this simulation has another crucial objective]

[To obtain Earth Source at Yajiangkou in the eleventh year]

[Last simulation witnessed thirteen Earth Sources erging during the source battle at Yajiangkou - an exceptionally large-scale appearance]

["Who knows how many I'll get this ti? I'll take them all and sort them out later!"]

[You've already fused with the Falling Immortal Sword Earth Source among them]

[You're curious what state the Falling Immortal Sword Earth Source at Yajiangkou will be in this ti]

[Will it simply not appear? Or will another version erge? Or be replaced by a different Earth Source?]

[Uncertain, you stop dwelling on it]

[You fly nonstop without rest]

[Equipped with premium gear, eating Rou Sheng Pills when hungry, drinking stored water when thirsty - you're practically immortal]

[Soon you reach Youtong County at Danxia Sect's foothills]

[You purchase a large estate in Youtong County, no longer hiding your identity, personally inscribing two large, ugly characters "He Manor" on the entrance plaque]

[This ti you'll be yourself - to hell with Zhao Tiezhu, Shangguan Gousheng, and Ouyang Shufen!]

["I am who I am, a firework of unique colors!!" you shout, raising your arms]

["Young master? We're a brokerage house, we don't sell fireworks!" says the shrewd-looking agent across from you]

["I know. I was testing your knowledge!"]

["How could I not know? Does your esteed household truly seek a steward?"]

["Of course we need a steward. Bring your most capable candidates' contracts for review."]

[Employnt contracts were agreents between employers and employees]

[Detailing the employee's background, work history - essentially labor contracts but more thorough]

[The agent places a thick stack before you: "Young master, these are our Xiangtai Brokerage's finest stewards."]

[You glance down, about to examine them closely]

[When soone enters the brokerage]

[A casual look makes you exclaim: "Holy shit, Old Wang?"]

[It's indeed Old Wang, steward of Hu Zhongxuan's residence]

[Though this version appears younger, barely thirty]

[Old Wang approaches, nodding slightly to you before asking the agent: "Has any employer reviewed my contract?"]

[The agent looks uncomfortable]

[After a long pause: "It's not that I won't recomnd you, but every employer who sees your contract flees like you're the plague!"]

[Old Wang looks crestfallen: "No hope then?"]

["I've told you before - if you'd just... embellish certain details... ah... please return later!"]

[Rembering your presence, the agent cuts himself off, realizing he's revealed trade secrets]

[Quickly changing tactics, the agent smiles: "Young master, please review the contracts while I brew tea."]

[You raise your eyes at Old Wang: "Show your contract."]

["What?!"]

[Both agent and Old Wang are stunned]

[Old Wang studies you carefully: "You're hiring a steward?"]

[You nod slightly]

[The agent excitedly prods Old Wang: "This young master seeks a steward!"]

[He hurriedly retrieves Old Wang's contract and hands it to you]

[Reading it, you imdiately click your tongue in amazent]

[Old Wang's real na is Wang Zizhou, thirty-three, completely alone - no parents, wife, or children]

[He once had a family, but initially didn't recognize his peculiar curse]

[When his parents died young, he blad misfortune]

[Then his wife's sudden illness made him suspicious]

[Later his younger brother died prematurely]

[Most absurdly, his toddler son preceded him in death]

[Everyone said Old Wang was a lone star of calamity who dood his family]

[But stubbornly, he worked from servant to household steward]

[Then ca the worst - two months into stewardship]

[The entire household was massacred by a martial sect over so offense]

[Though calamitous to others, Old Wang's own fate was ironclad - he'd been out that day, sole survivor]

[His contract honestly detailed everything, making him unemployable]

[Nearly destitute, his funds were dwindling]

[Finishing the contract, you marvel - this was like a sparrow pecking an ox's rear: truly impressive]

[But conveniently, you're unafraid of death - a perfect match]

[You turn decisively: "Old Wang, I want you!"]

[Both agent and Old Wang gape]

[They never expected you to speak foreign tongues, their brains itching as if growing new matter]

[Old Wang asks: "Young master, you read my contract thoroughly?"]

["Crystal clear!"]

["And you still want ?"]

["You're exactly what I'm pissing for!"]

[Old Wang's face lights up as he bows deeply: "Thank you for your trust! I, Wang Zizhou, won't fail you!"]

[Smiling, you pay and leave with Old Wang]

[Old Wang offers to halve his wages, but you refuse]

[The sum ans nothing - a few pills you casually consu could sustain him for life]

[Collecting a familiar face from five cycles ago lifts your mood as you stroll leisurely]

[Old Wang follows respectfully behind]

[Suddenly you stop dead, exclaiming: "Holy fuck!"]

[Old Wang anxiously asks: "Master, what's wrong?!"]

[You don't answer, but internally tsunami waves crash]

[You'd hired this calamitous star believing your own fate equally ironclad - that he couldn't out-curse you]

[But it just struck you - in a way, Old Wang had even cursed Hu Zhongxuan, an Ultimate Grandmaster, to death!]

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