ZGDX players were having a good ti in their voice chat. Tong Yao gladly joked about the current situation as she fard: If I were sitting down there watching the match, I would have gone to the bathroom for the third ti by now.
Lu Sicheng turned to take a look at her.
After a short pause, he said: Kidney deficiency?[1]
Tong Yao wrinkled her nose while Little Fatty laughed: Young people should know abstinence.
Lu Sicheng very seriously said: Uhm. I havent done anything these past few days anyway. You have to ask her what she has done.
Tong Yaos cheeks were burning hot. She cursed silently and annoyingly called Lu Sichengs full na: A lot of people backstage are listening! Shut up!-- --Backstage people, that just now cant go on the montage. I dont want to receive dead mice or dead cockroaches. Besides, there are many underaged fans in the esports circle!
Old K: Hahahahahaha!
Old Cat: What are you laughing at. I cant handle Rumble, cant you co up and help ! If I dont get tanky enough, wholl shield you in team fights!
At the 30th minute, both mids initiated a team fight. Maokai tied up the other sides mid before he could use his ultimate to run away, then ZGDX blasted him to death. The first blood happened after 30 minutes into the match. After the kill, YQCB retreated and ZGDX didnt give chase and instead they turned to take down their first drake.
ZGDX was temporarily in the lead with 1 kill and 800 gold, a slight lead which could be overlooked at this point in the match.
At the 35th minute, YQCB was tired of dragging the ga on and changed tactics. Four of their players pushed to mid as a group to keep Tong Yao there while Rumble went to bot by himself in an attempt to push ZGDXs inner turret at bot.
At the 36th minute, Rumble teleported to mid and all five players worked as a group to fight Baron. Old K swung by the top of Barons arena. The mont Barons health was about to hit 0, Little Fatty flashed over and headbutted the five enemies. Old K went down the arena at the sa ti and cast smite-- --
ZGDX successfully took down Baron!
The mont of ZGDXs counter attack had arrived-- --
The audience all looked quite calm, unsure whether the major league teams were all really weak or this match was too splendid, both sides were taking turns being on the offensive again. Its a turn-based ga all over again.
At the 40th minute, destroy a turret.
At the 45th minute, destroy a turret, destroy a turret, kill an enemy, and destroy another turret.
At the 50th minute, destroy a turret, destroy a turret, clear out the last outer turret, attack the inhibitor turret. Ah, soone got killed. Retreat after they lost a player, be steady, be steady-- --
At the 60th minute, Tong Yao: Dang, dang, dang, dang! Let report the ti, its now at the 60th minute of the ga. Congratulations, this round has turned into the legendary bladder round where everyone has a full bladder Lets interview our handicapped Captain Lu Sicheng: Captain, does your hand hurt?
Lu Sicheng: Its alright. But if we lose this round after hanging around till this point and have to play another round, Ill probably lose my temper.
As he was talking, he finally saw the other sides jungler in front of the bush he had been hiding inside for a while now. Lu Sicheng jumped out of the bush and took down the jungler while he was surprised!
Everyone: ......
Tong Yao: Let translate. The captain said if we dont win this round, everyone will die.
Lu Sicheng: Dont push it. The other sides junglers dead. Co get Baron.
[1]: (shnx) ans kidney deficiency or a weak kidney. Apparently its also used to imply that soone isnt good at sex or doesnt have much sex.
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