Hello all,
We'll be translating another story called (Ni Wei Xiao Shi Hen i) or You're Beautiful When You Smile.
Enjoy.
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[Yao Yao, I broke up with Ai Jia.]
Tong Yao opened WeChat to see a ssage from her good friend Jinyang. She was taken aback for a mont, before taking a cracker from her desk and bringing it to her mouth to calm herself. She replied after taking a mont to think: Why?
[Hes soplace beyond my reach.]
The five words stared back at her icily, eliciting a small oh. After a few monts, she realized that her friend could not hear her reaction
Jinyangs boyfriend, Ai Jia, was a professional League of Legends player, an esports player. Since esports has been recognized by the country as a sports event, their status has gone up a notch.
In essence, most of these professionals are simple-minded teenagers addicted to the internet who can live happily with just a computer
But if you date them, it probably isnt that different from dating a famous movie star.
...... I said it from the beginning, you shouldnt have agreed to date a teenager addicted to the internet.
Tong Yao pinched another cracker and placed it into her mouth. Not knowing how to respond to her angered friend, she decided to wait for her to cool down by opening up League of Legends on her computer.
All text on screen suddenly beca Korean. She had recently switched to the Korean servers to play since they had a more mature esports landscape. Professional players from all over the world tended to play on the Korean servers for this very reason.
Tong Yao had encountered several such professional players.
After signing in, as she was waiting for a match in queue, a chat window burst from the bottom left hand corner with an English ID. She squinted her eyes, waiting for the ssage to arrive, before discovering that he was quite direct.
[HI, friend, would you like co to china play ga]
was he using Google translate?
Tong Yao dropped the cracker dangling in her mouth from laughter.
Might as well reply
[Im Chinese.]
The other side was silent for a few seconds.
Then sent a flood of hahahahahah
[You play well. How old are you? Do you want to co and play professionally? Im part of Chinas ZGDXs team.][1]
She stared at those four letters for so ti before letting out a shout. Her mother, who had been cleaning fish in the kitchen, had quickly dashed into her room with a cleaver still clenched in hand: Whats the matter? Is there a cockroach?
Mom, soones inviting to play gas professionally! Tong Yao pointed at the screen, Its a famous team, theyre sponsored by China Telecom, headquartered in Shanghai.
Her mother had a look of understanding, but otherwise her deanor remain unchanged. Last week, soone called to tell that I had won a Rolls-Royce from the nearby supermarket.
Tong Yao remained silent.
How can you be so gullible? Play professionally? Then what about school? Just from playing these lousy computer gas has gotten to your head. Have you even finished your sumr howork?
Im a college freshman, theres no sumr howork anymore Tong Yao spoke to the side, keeping her eyes on screen, and broke from her stupor in shock. They make 600,000 RMB a year, not including the award money from tournants. If youre not satisfied by that, we can still talk.
....... After a long mont, her mother responded, Give him your contact information.
Didnt you say its a scam?
Would a scamr claim to pay soone 600,000 RMB?
Maybe hes smarter and doesnt over exaggerate.
Give him your phone number. It couldnt hurt.
...... Didnt you say I need to finish school first?
Take leave, then after youve earned 600,000 RMB you can go back. Her mother deftly replied and waved her cleaver, Just give him your number.
It seed that if she said no now, the cleaver was going to fall onto her head. Tong Yao shook her head and turned back to the computer. After a mont of thought, she typed her answer into the chat.
[Sorry, Im a girl. I cant play LPL.]
LPL is Chinas top League of Legends League, composed of twelve teams. ZGDX is one of the better teams in the league with many star players, each with thousands of fans both in and outside of China. Compared to Jing Yangs ex-boyfriends team YQCB, they were miles above.
Tong Yao also held great admiration for the team, following them whenever they were competing.
When she saw soone from this team contacting her, she was ecstatic, but now there was only one problem
She was a girl.
Except for last year at the North Arican Regionals, they had only taken one girl on the team. Aside from her, there was not another girl in any of the other major teams, globally. When she was hired from the North Arican Regionals, it caused a small earthquake in the League of Legends community.
Tong Yao wiped her face and seeing no response, figured that the other side probably wouldnt continue the conversation. She couldnt tell if she felt disappointed or sothing else, but either way lost interest in playing a match. As she was about to close the chat box, she noticed that there was a response.
[girls is OK, xiaojiejie, lets make a big splash in the news!]
......
Even with his Google translate English, it was still a bit cute.
Even if he was pulling her leg, she was happy enough to give it a try. With that, she posted her number onto the chat and logged off.
By this ti, she discovered that her WeChat with Jinyang was overflowing with ssages
[All he knows what do is play his damn ga. What about his girlfriend? I told him one day that I was in a bad mood. Guess what he said? I lost my ga today, Im not in a good mood either. T.T]
[I told him that I wanted to see him. He said, sure, tonight hes going to stream with his web cam, so I can watch him and give him so bits.]
[I told him that Im tired from my classes. He says hes tired from playing gas.]
[Dammit all, Im so angry. Where are you! Co back and respond now. Yesterday, I saw him wear a t-shirt that Id never seen before. It looked so nice on him, but the mont I saw it, I could tell it wasnt sothing hed ever buy himself. I asked him where itd co from. He told that it was sent in from a fan. Could I say that it looked good? I had to say it didnt look good on him. What did he say? The fan had sent it to him, to support him, so he had to wear it at least once to show his appreciation. Damn him, he appreciates his fans but treats like shit!]
[Ive had enough of this idiot! My heart cant take it anymore!]
[Finally, hes on break and doesnt have to train. He doesnt even want to go out with for dinner . He has the gall to stay at his base to self-train. If he practices so much, why hasnt he won a championship yet? Fates just playing a sick joke on him isnt it!]
[He loved that keyboard more than . Hell, Im the one who gave him the fucking keyboard. ]
[Even when were dating, were just playing gas. Then he has the balls to criticize how badly I play. Please! All a girl has to do is play cute. If theres such a creature whos cute and can play gas well, then thered be no need for pro gars like him!]
[It just pissed off!]
...
Tong Yao roared in laughter as she read.
She laughed so hard that she felt guilty as she typed her reply. Look at the bright side, Ill buy you a big dinner. Before she could send the ssage, another line popped up from Jinyang.
[Yao Yao, if its you, how would you go about dating a professional gar?]
Tong Yao stopped typing her ssage and began to think, before deleting her ssage. After a mont of silence, she ca to a realization as her smile faded away. Tong Yao looked down and earnestly responded
[If it was , I wouldnt date a professional gar. If I had that kind of patience, then I might as well use it to get into Tsinghua University or Beijing University.]
[1]: A big Chinese telecommunications company.
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