Chapter 71: I’m Sorry, Big Brother, I Was Short-Sighted!
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Just as Lin Ye was thinking about how to show off his strength, Su Mumu sneaked up behind him and gently owed in his ear.
Lin Ye didn’t react and rely gave her the stink eye.
“Mumu, don’t scare ,”
“I noticed you the mont you walked in.”
Su Mumu sat beside him, sowhat unhappily, her face turned to her default pouting-emoji face.
(.?ˇεˇ?.)
“You’re no fun!”
“Can’t you just cooperate with so ti?”
Lin Ye ignored her small complaint, “How was it?”
“Have you reached level 9?”
“When will you reach level 10?”
“Once we all reach level 10, we’ll be able to start forming parties to raid dungeons. We’ll practice our chemistry and cooperation, and test the combat power of your Bionic Tear—”
Su Mumu plopped a candy from her shirt pocket into his mouth. Then she took another one for herself.
“I’m already at level nine!”
“If my estimation is right, I should be at level 10 by tomorrow morning!”
“So you an, you’re going to go with tomorrow?”
“I’ve been curious about your Battle Priest’s true strength for a long ti!”
Su Mumu said with a wiggle, and once again, it never ceased to amaze Lin Ye how she kept reminding him of emojis. 乁(˙ω˙乁)
But after hearing Su Mumu’s “report”, Lin Ye was stunned.
“Tomorrow morning? You’re telling , you’re going to train all night?”
Su Mumu shook her head and said, “Of course not.”
“Staying up late will cause wrinkles.”
“I’m planning to let little Mumu help farm in dungeons all night.”
Lin Ye looked even more perplexed.
‘What?’
Su Mumu mischievously smiled, “Hehe.”
“This is sothing I just discovered today.”
“Little Mumu can enter the dungeon alone, and the system thought that I had also entered the dungeon.”
“After she clears the dungeon, I’ll be able to obtain the treasure chest reward. I won’t have to suffer in the dungeons anymore!”
More question marks appear on his face.
‘What the–?!’
‘What the hell is this?’
Could Bionic Tears could have a will on its own?
‘Does this thing have any shelf life?’
“F*ck!” He couldn’t help but to curse out loud in awe. “But don’t you have a distance limit between you and little Mumu? Or any ti limit?”
Su Mumu chewed the bubble gum in her mouth, blew a big bubble, which burst with a pop, and then said leisurely,
“She doesn’t.”
“I’m not taking her back now.”
“Washing clothes, cooking, cleaning, making tea, buying milk tea, picking up packages… She’s in charge of everything.”
“I’m living a comfortable life.”
Su Mumu gloated like a satisfied emoji, (???????).
‘Good God!’
With no ti restrictions, or distance restrictions… They could do anything! They could learn anything, they could even go into dungeons on their own—
‘Oh my God!’
This Bionic tear was more than just a quasi-God talent!
It was even more mythical-level than mythical-level!
*Sob*
‘I’m sorry, Big Brother Tear. It’s my fault. I was short-sighted. I didn’t know how aweso you were and actually said you only had quasi-god-level talent!’
‘Please forgive for my rudeness!’
‘Bring along more in the future!’
…
After a mont of silence, Lin Ye also blew a big bubble with his bubble gum and it exploded with a pop. The pink gugar instantly covered his lips.
“So,” he asked, “Is little Mumu helping you clear a dungeon?”
“And you’re bragging to ?”
“Yeah!” Su Mumu nodded. “She’s fighting the ‘River Nightmare’ dungeon.”
“Looking at the system prompt, the final secret dungeon Boss has entered a heavily injured state. It should be ending soon, right?”
Lin Ye was dumbfounded again.
“F*ck! Can you still see the system prompts in the dungeon?”
“Can we even see the Boss’ status?”
Su Mumu looked at him with a strange expression.
“What?”
“Is it strange?”
“If I can’t see the system prompt, how can I know little Mumu’s progress?”
Lin Ye quickly denied, “No, no, no!”
“It’s not strange at all!”
“What you said makes a lot of sense!”
“I should have let you get the system prompt that only appears in dungeons in the real world!”
‘I’m finished…’
‘I already have a premonition…’
‘A disabled Professional was about to be born…’
Su Mumu stared at him suspiciously.
(﹁﹁)~→
“Why do you sound like you agree with , but I feel like you’re actually mocking ?”
“Ah! I get it!”
“It’s jealousy!”
“You’re envious of for having such an all-purpose partner like little Mumu while you don’t!”
“Aiyo, hey~”
“I didn’t know that even a top university student would be in such a bad state.”
(??ω??)
Lin Ye coughs awkwardly.
“*Cough* Cough* I can still be friends if you don’t say anything…”
‘Was he jealous of her?’
‘Nonsense!’
‘With the help of such an all-rounded and invincible Big Brother, I can go to two dungeons at the sa ti and enjoy the double reversal of the situation, dealing more than 10,000 true damage in one go. Wouldn’t that be an instant boost?’
How could this not be tempting?
He was simply moved to death!
‘But no!’
A straightforward person does not resort to such insinuations!
‘Can you also give a mythical equipnt similar to a Bionic Tear?’
‘I don’t want to work hard anymore!’
‘Help, help !’
Su Mumu looked into Lin Ye’s eyes as she chewed on the pink bubble gum in her mouth. She asked in a muffled voice, ”
“I don’t believe a word you just said. By the way, you haven’t answered my question yet.”
“Are you going to take to the dungeon tomorrow?”
“Or should we wait?”
“Yes!” Lin Ye raised his right hand, “I’ll bring you with tomorrow,”
“But there’s sothing else I want to know,”
“What?” Su Mumu curiously asked.
Lin Ye pointed at his chest, “Doesn’t your little Mumu have a fatigue limit? They could clear dungeons without limit? Start a new era of work in 007?”
Su Mumu rolled her eyes.
(.?_?)
“I’m sure not!”
“If she has a fatigue limit, how could I let her go and clear the dungeon all night?”
“Are you stupid?”
“You don’t even understand such simple logic?”
Lin Ye was speechless.
‘What the f*ck?’
‘I was actually taught a lesson by Su Mumu in theoretical knowledge today?’
‘How evil!’
‘This is too abnormal!’
‘It must be the invincible Bionic Big Brother that affected my ntality!’
*Sob*
‘It seems that I really am jealous…’
‘Big Brother…’
‘I really want a Big Brother to rely on too…’
As he thought about it, Lin Ye shook his head to get rid of all the random thoughts in his mind and beca serious again.
“That!”
“Let’s ignore little Mumu’s matter for the ti being, and discuss how we should clear tomorrow’s party dungeon.”
Seeing Lin Ye’ sudden seriousness, Su Mumu imdiately sat up straight and looked at him seriously.
“Yes, yes, yes.”
“Go ahead, I’m listening, I’ll lie down… Oh, I an, I’ll learn seriously!”
(?·??·?)??
Lin Ye picked up his phone, opened his mo, found the team plan he wrote, and put it in front of Su Mumu.
“Look here.”
“I need to know all the effects of the skills and equipnt you have now.”
“Tell about your four attributes as well.”
“Also…”
“If you want to help you maximize your benefits, tell your current height, weight, three asurents, bra, moon cycle, and other detailed physical data.”
“This way, I can help you calculate the formula.”
“If you find it troubleso.”
“Then continue to add points according to the lazy Mage bonus thod I gave you before.”
“Although it’s not the most cost-effective.”
“But it’s very worry-free.”
“In any case, with your operation and level, even if you can deduct a higher stage attribute correction rate, you can’t make use of their advantages. It’s better to be simple and rough…”
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