55-57: What’s the point of kissing, I don’t believe it’s more fun than playing gas
Chapter 55
Hearing Ling ng’s threat, the water friends turned their attitude around 180 degrees: Lemon Daddy is the best, Lemon Daddy is super fierce, Lemon Daddy is the number one on Fighting Cat.
The tsundere Daddy was pleased and didn’t shout to shut down the broadcast anymore. He started riding the black with Shan Zhu.
Shan Zhu taught him how to perform a strafing drift with his own hands, the beautiful technique Ling ng had only seen Guava use in battle.
“I learned it from watching Guava’s battle video, too,” Shan Zhu admitted frankly.
Ling ng was surprised, he had also privately downloaded and watched the Fruit match several tis. In addition to feeling of Guava’s technique again and again slipping away, he couldn’t simulate his technique at all.
Guava.SVIP: The mouse must first go down and then up, use the skill at the lowest possible point in an instant.
Guava.SVIP: I can teach you too.
Ling ng: …..
The first ti he witnessed Guava saying such a long sentence, truly worthy of a ga-idiot.
Shan Zhu: “Thank you, Guava, for providing remote assistance.”
— Understand everything, why was there stress on the syllables of ‘remote’?
— Emphasizing that only you can give personal guidance?
— Unscrupulous Mang God, bullying Gua too much.
— Eating lon, the masses can’t look down on it anymore.
Guava.SVIP: That background is the e-sport cafe in the University City, I’ve been there.
— Guava hinting to Mang God not to provoke him, I could go if I wanted to.
— Guava threatening to sow trouble with Mang God, I know where you are.
— Guava intended to take away ngng, then put Mang God on the squad, killing two birds with one stone.
“Eh? Did you co to surf the internet too?” Ling ng was surprised, this was the first ti Guava had ntioned sothing to do with his real life.
Guava.SVIP: Do demos.
This internet cafe was one of the largest in the University City, often hosting a variety of leagues. It was also common for professional players to be invited to do demos.
“Please tell in advance next ti; this internet cafe is close to our school. I’ll cheer you on.”
“We two together will cheer you on,” Shan Zhu added with a smile.
Guava.SVIP: Your comprehension is very good. Want to play pro?
“….No, thank you.”
Ling ng shot Shan Zhu a mocking (silly) smile, but the cam feed in the eyes of the audience had another interpretation.
— ngng looked in the eyes of Mang God and was full of admiration.
— ngng: A pro team is desperately trying to poach him, my family’s Mang God is so great!
— Have you all forgotten that our ngng is the chief Mang blower?
— All I know is that Mang God is an unconditional Lemon blower, he looks at ngng and everything is good.
“It’s not that I see him as good at anything, it just goes without saying that ngng is good,” Shan Zhu happened to read the barrage.
— Yes yes yes, your identity of chief Ning blower has been added to your V certification, no more need to prove it.
“You…doesn’t it make you blush to say such a thing in public?”
“Why would I blush when I’m telling the truth?” Shan Zhu asked frankly.
Shan Zhu leaned in close, whispering in Ling ng’s ear and Ling ng’s face turned red so fast it was visible.
What he said was, “we boys never blush when talking to people.” The subtext was that Ling ng blushed when he talked to girls.
However, Ling ng couldn’t explain because this sentence made his blood boil. He didn’t want to admit it was because Shan Zhu’s breath brushed his ear. His feeling of sha turned into an expression of anger.
“You, you speak nonsense!”
— What the hell did he say!
— I just love to listen to so nonsense, why not listen to it?
— Live whisper, there’s no professional ethics!
— Soone! Get my 800,000-watt hearing aid!
Chapter 56
The two were officially broadcasting together for the first ti and ended with Shan Zhu being ambiguous, Ling ng stamping his foot, and the water friends switching from flattering comnts to kicking up a fuss. If it weren’t for the dormitory curfew, Ling ng would be really reluctant to leave the internet speed here.
If dating was all done like this, there wasn’t anything wrong with it.
On the way back to the dormitory, Ling ng acted on a whim and pulled Shan Zhu to the single dog abuse road.
Dog Abuse Road had a very beautiful, poetic na, because the scenery along the way was known as a sacred place – along the road, couples could be seen arm in arm. Over ti, the single dog hatred had resulted in the na Dog Abuse Road. Even the original na had been forgotten.
Ling ng had been a mber of those single dogs abused along this road and now that he had been unilaterally declared off the list, he also wanted to know what it felt like to be on the other side of the dog abuse.
Ti was approaching midnight and only a few street lights were on as night lighting. On Dog Abuse Road, there were a few people, so also in pairs, so that Ling ng’s plan to find so single dogs all over the place failed.
“Two people walking together feels the sa as walking alone, it’s nothing special.”
“Haven’t you walked this road with your classmates?”
“Of course we had to for two classes, we went through here before and after class.”
“Do you think there’s a difference between us walking together like this and walking with your classmates?
“…..no.”
Shan Zhu grabbed his wrist and forcefully interlocked their fingers. “Since this is Dog Abuse Road, it’s necessary to have the appearance of dog abuse. I’ll teach you the correct way to walk on this road.”
With a turn of his foot, Shan Zhu pulled Ling ng into the adjacent grove. Even the illumination of the street lights couldn’t reach into the grove, so the lighting depended entirely on the moon.
“Shh—-” Shan Zhu pushed Ling ng against a tree and made a shushing gesture.
The two people stood quietly for a long ti, then Shan Zhu asked: “Did you hear anything?”
“There’s soone in the five o’clock direction.”
He listened again: “It seems to be also at nine o’clock.”
Shan Zhu: …..
Ling ng: …..
“Alright, alright, I’m a Galaxy dog, I admit it.”
Shan Zhu leaned close to him and lowered his voice: “You don’t really think abusing dogs as a couple is as easy as walking from east to west?”
Ling ng admitted: “I’m not really as experienced as you are.”
“I don’t have experience either, but I’m not blind.”
Ling ng got angry, Why’d you just turn around and say I’m blind! I just didn’t see what I shouldn’t have seen!
“I know I’m lacking in experience, let’s go!”
Just as he was about to leave, he was caught by Shan Zhu and pressed back against the tree. When he disagreed, he was kissed forcefully again. Ling ng whined and gave up: But you haven’t won rock-paper-scissors yet!
Shan Zhu blocked this little sound too and he pushed back in, sucking his soft lips passionately, breathing in the faint refreshing lemon aroma between them.
Ling ng’s brain had been blank when the first ti he was kissed, had switched between blank and distracted the second ti; this ti his thoughts wandered with ease:
Porn anchor strongly kisses the clear stream anchor late at night; if this got out, it would incur the wrath of both man and god!
Why is it always who is kissed? If I played rock-paper-scissors, I may not always lose.
What’s the point of kissing, I don’t believe it’s more fun than playing gas.
Shan Zhu invaded one step further and Ling ng’s lack of oxygen created an illusion of pleasure, as if so parts of his soul had sublimated.
In the dark, courage overtakes sha; he had nowhere to put his hand other than around the other’s neck and, after getting that hint, Shan Zhu also instinctively wrapped his hand around the right side of Ling ng’s waist.
“Ah.”
Ling ng subconsciously shrank back and Shan Zhu imdiately released him, pulling up his shirt to carefully check his wound.
“Did I hurt you?”
Ling ng saw the nervous look on his face in the moonlight, but he was unexpectedly a bit upset. He had stepped on the brake too hard and directly stalled out the engine.
“No, it was also a reflex for .”
Shan Zhu took a deep breath: “That’s good, I forgot about it.”
“What bad luck,” Ling ng glanced at the ti, “the dorm is closing.”
“Let’s go!”
Factoring in that Ling ng couldn’t exercise vigorously, Shan Zhu pulled Ling ng along in a fast walk. They arrived at the dormitory entrance only one minute before the entrance guard.
“See you tomorrow,” Shan Zhu had no ti to send him back, he would be locked out within a minute.
“Wait a minute!” Ling ng pulled him down by the neck, got up on his tiptoes, and skimd a kiss across Shan Zhu’s lips.
“Making up for the engine.”
After kissing him, he turned and ran, and Shan Zhu was both delighted and anxious behind his back: “Don’t run! Walk slowly!”
Ling ng waved his hand and disappeared into the dormitory door. Shan Zhu gazed longingly for a mont and then ran wildly in the opposite direction, making it up the steps just in ti to catch the Dorm Auntie locking the door.
“Auntie, wait!” He ran the three steps to the door and stopped and smiled at the Auntie who had stopped to wait for him. “Thank you, Auntie.”
The Dorm Auntie had looked after the dormitory for more than 20 years, she was familiar with the expression on Shan Zhu’s face. The young in love had a special kind of aura around them that couldn’t be concealed in the slightest.
“Now, child, ah, when you’re playing with your girlfriend, you can’t co back at the last minute.”
“Sorry, I’ll pay attention next ti.” The hormones that an in-love Shan Zhu emitted affected girls and aunties alike.
The Dorm Auntie saw such a handso young man laughing so charmingly and her attitude softened: “Co in! Next ti you co back late, shout at the window for . Don’t run, what if you fall?”
Chapter 57
The flower of the departnt once again ca to find Ling ng. This ti, one of the recently-graduated alumni girls had started an independent business, a cake shop on the Snack Street with an official opening of June 6th. She wanted to ask the popular Lemon Ice-Ge and Mango Lao-Ge from the cultural festival to help out on opening day by advertising in the street.
When Ling ng heard the reward was a gift card on behalf of the cake shop, he agreed without hesitation. Shan Zhu said he wanted to speak to the female alumni (xuejie) on the phone; he mumbled and conspired and then agreed.
“How are you supposed to wear this thing?”
In the dressing room, Ling ng was confused by what looked like an apron.
“I’ll help you.”
Ling ng turned to see the already well-dressed Shan Zhu. He had to say that he really had the ability to wear anything; adding on the upper part of a white chef uniform, he could be sent behind the glass window and, in minutes, pass himself off as a high-ranking cake artist.
Shan Zhu helped Ling ng put the uniform on and also secured a mango pin to his chest.
“Hey? Why are you wearing my pin?” It was only then that he noticed Shan Zhu had the lemon pin he gave him on his chest.
“Because I want to keep you in my heart.”
Ling ng: o///_////o
“You, when did you get a sex reassignnt surgery?”
Shan Zhu smiled and put his hand on his shoulder to push Ling ng forward: “There’s a live broadcast today. Pay attention to your personal image.”
His roommate had been waiting with a long selfie stick at the dressing room door. As soon as Ling ng appeared on cara, he received many praises of “so ng”, “so adorable”, and “so want to push down”.
Ling ng’s first outdoor stream; he was a little reserved as he waved his hand at the cara: “Daddy’s here.”
— Daddy is so young today.
— Daddy’s apron, full marks.
— Mango Pin, full marks.
When it was Shan Zhu’s turn, it turned into “so handso” “so handso” “so handso” ….“so want to be pushed down” and “Lemon Pin, full marks”.
“You all really have a double standard, don’t you?” Ling ng wasn’t satisfied. Clearly their uniforms were the sa.
— I’m proud to be called double-standard dog.
— What double standard? Clearly both pins received full marks.
The xuejie smiled as she ca over with a sample tray: “Thank you for your help.”
“N-no, you’re welco.” Ling ng was forced back into his original form for a mont.
— ngng is showing a suspicious blush.
— Wow, grown-up shop beauty.
— ngng, don’t lose your grip when you see a beautiful woman! You’re a family man!
“It’s n-not controllable,” Ling ng said in annoyance.
“My family’s ngng is not that kind of person,” Shan Zhu stood up for him.
— Mang God put full upgrade points into his sacrificial skill.
— Mang God: No one can say that my family’s ngng is not good.
Ling ng and Shan Zhu each stood outside with sample trays. Each tray had a lot of small sample pieces of cake with toothpicks in them.
“Your cake looks pretty tasty,” Ling ng stared at Shan Zhu’s sampler.
“Have a taste?” Shan Zhu picked up a piece and placed it in Ling ng’s mouth.
“Mm, it’s delicious.” He picked up one of his and fed it to Shan Zhu, “You try mine too.”
“Mango flavor.”
— yo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
— I also tasted the sweet cake across the screen!!
— Don’t taste-test it, ba. Feed this whole plate to ngng!
— Can we brush a cat climbing tree to buy a piece of cake and call on Mang God to feed it to ngng?
“Brushing a cat climbing tree will not buy cake. But the store owner-jiejie prepared so benefits for the broadcast studio water friends….” Ling ng forgot the morized pitch and looked to Shan Zhu for help, “What is it?”
“Weibo forwarding drawings for ten stackable containers, which can be picked up in the store or sent via refrigerated delivery using the national mail service.”
“Yes, yes, there are mango containers, soy milk containers, oreo containers….”
— A lemon container!
“No lemon container, why would you want to eat sothing sour?”
— Who dares to call lemon is sour? I’ll plaster the broadcast studio link on his face!
— Since watching ngng live, I have suffered from diabetes.
— I went to buy insulin and the doctor looked at my giggling face and warned to watch less streams.
“In addition, there are special benefits for North Hebei water friends. Today’s first three water friends who co to the store will enjoy a waiver rate of around 100 yuan. They can also make an excessive request on the spot. Our address is 66th Snack Street, University City. Daddy is waiting for you, yo!” Ling ng took advantage of selling ng with dedication.
— Ao ao ao, I’m by SenLan (company about 2 hours from YanShan Uni), I’m on my way! ngng, wait for !
— Those on the scene can demand a princess carry!
— Very envious of the little friends from North Hebei!
— Asking for the North Hebei university admissions scores for next year’s college exam T口T
The news of the Cultural Festival’s Two Dessert n coming out again was also sent to passers-by on the intranet BBS. Those who regretted having missed seeing the real people’s style last ti quickly lined up at the cake shop door.
“Thank you all for coming, please co in in order. Live streaming, so if you don’t want to be in the fra, please stand behind the caraman. Thank you for understanding.”
Ling ng emptied one sample plate after another and the shop owner took the opportunity to launch a drink car. Dozens of cups of special lemon drinks were swept way.
“Those who like our products, please scan the QR code.” Ling ng stood in the crowd with a huge QR code sign and did the publicity in a serious manner.
A pretty girl teased him, “Is the QR code your WeChat?”
“O-of course not, it’s the public number of the shop.”
“Can you post on your Weibo about the public number?”
Ling ng blushed and didn’t know how to answer. Shan Zhu held him from behind, “Sorry, oh, we don’t provide this service. Pay attention to the public number for a 10% coupon.”
The broadcast room audience was also protesting strongly.
— What? Follow the public number and you want WeChat? We don’t even give WeChat to those who gift cat courtyards!
— If I could see the real ngng, I’d be dizzy!
— ngng, raise the sign a little higher, I also want to scan!
The first water friend who arrived at the scene successfully reported Ling ng’s broadcast room number and got the discount. Ling ng was very glad he was a boy, so he wasn’t nervous during the interview.
“Congratulations to the first water friend who got the hundred yuan discount. Do you have anything you’d like to say to the audience? Just say anything you want.”
“I have been Lemon Dad’s black powder for a long ti. I was still at the star diamond level when I received Lemon Dad’s hospice care. I’ve kept the screenshot to this very day.”
“Wow, then you really are an old black powder.” He was star diamond rank half a year ago.
“Lemon Dad, jiayou; I will always try to blacken you!”
“….thank you so much!”
— Focus on the main point! Request, request!
— Princess carry! Cake feeding!
— Ask to see Mang God and ngng couple-drink lemonade!
“What do you want?” Ling ng didn’t forget to add, “You can’t go too far.”
“I want to ride in the black car together with Lemon Dad and his good friends!”
Ling ng was relieved: “This is no problem, ah, leave your ID and I’ll add you.”
— Straight man, don’t waste your request, hey!
— This one doesn’t count, another!
— Upcoming water friends, can you make interesting requests?!
The second water friend was very straight forward: “I’m here to help my girlfriend’s status. She is Lemon Dad’s powder and wants an autographed Lemon Dad photo.”
— Bogus! At first glance, bogus!
— How can you play Galaxy and have a girlfriend.
— I give this water friend 100 points on the excuse, the extra 99 will be sent to your virtual girlfriend
— There is only one request left. Can you make an interesting request this ti, for the friends that can’t, ah!
At last there was a crowd-insider lined up: “Er…what should I ask for? People, tell ; I’ll listen to the will of the people.”
— Feed the cake, feed the cake!
— Couple-drink, couple-drink!
Finally, the couple-drink won by a small margin. Ling n wanted to say there were no drinks available but the store owner brought out two huge cups of the special lemon drink.
“You’ve been thirsty for so long, right? Have a drink.”
— This is aweso!
— Shop Owner Beauty, I can see your shop will be prosperous!
— Wait until I co back for your mbership card!
For the sake of the mbership cards, Ling ng went all out. The two people were very close to each other, able to brush noses as they were drinking. When he was halfway through the drink, Ling ng raised his eyes and directly t Shan Zhu’s gaze. He imdiately lowered his eyes again, intently staring at the straw.
— ngng is shy!
— ngng’s eyes are beautiful!
— Requesting a screenshot of the mont the eyes t!
— There is only ngng in Mang God’s eyes, but only a straw in the eyes of ngng!
Ling ng quickly finished the large cup and jumped away to free himself, “Is that alright?”
“You didn’t have to drink it all at once,” Shan Zhu lanted, “What if your stomach cramps?”
“Ah? You didn’t say so earlier! But then again, it’s delicious.”
“So good you want to have another drink?” the store owner said.
“No, no,” Ling ng quickly waved his hand, “not for a while.”
The cake shop’s business was excellent. Not only were the finished products sold out, a lot of reservations were put in.
The store boss put the agreed-upon gift card in Ling ng’s hands: “This is the promised reward. Wait a little for us to give a special gift.”
“A gift as well? What is it?”
“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you….”
Shan Zhu brought a huge birthday cake out of the cake room, followed by the cake chef and all the shop assistants. The singer wasn’t Shan Zhu, but Ling ng’s roommate holding the cara for the live broadcast.
— Ah, ah, ah, today is ngng’s birthday?
— ngng’s birthday is the 6th!
— Happy birthday to ngng!
— Who is singing?
— Warm, lonely? (joke from so song lyrics: who is singing warm, lonely…)
Ling ng was very surprised: “How do you know my birthday?”
Huo LongGuo raised his hand: “He asked !”
“I wanted to take you to play today, but we got caught up with this. I discussed with xuejie about celebrating your birthday in the shop.”
“Wow,” Ling ng was moved. “Thank you, xuejie; thank you, Mang God; thank you, spirit behind the cara and all the shop staff.
— Just now, the voiceover turned out to be the spirit behind him?
— Back Spirit-Ge! I miss your dancing!
He turned his phone towards himself, imitating an Indian dance posture and moving his neck from side to side.
— Back Spirit-Ge is still so dynamic!
— Co often to the stream in the future, ah!
[Platform Announcent] User Guava has gifted a cat courtyard to anchor Lemon and included this ssage of encouragent: Happy birthday.
[Platform Announcent] User Pineapple has gifted a cat courtyard to anchor Lemon and included this ssage of encouragent: Lemon Daddy, happy bday, oh~ Aren’t I familiar, I’m Pineapple-chan~~~~
[Platform Announcent] User LittleFlyingTeddy has gifted a cat courtyard to anchor Lemon and included this ssage of encouragent: Happy birthday, I want to draw you a lifelike avatar.
[Platform Announcent] User LoveLifeLoveLemon has gifted a cat courtyard to anchor Lemon and included this ssage of encouragent: Love you —– your eternal mother barrier powder
……
Ling ng was moved by the sea of cat courtyards.
“Thank you all, this is the first ti so many people have celebrated my birthday.”
— Don’t cry! ngng, don’t cry!
“Who’s crying,” Ling ng laughed and scolded, “I was just a little moved, okay?”
The xuejie on behalf of the whole store gave him a cake and his roommate gave him a new pair of headphones. As for Shan Zhu, who knows when he ran to the back to carry out a large lemon plushie nearly the height of a person.
Ling ng was stunned: “Where did you buy such a big lemon?”
“Custom-made, with your super fierce expression on it.”
Ling ng: >皿<
Ling ng took a closer look; it was really true.
“But it’s so big, where am I going to put it?”
“I discussed this with our xuejie. Temporarily keep it in the shop and later put it in our house.”
— Did I just catch so keywords with my keen ears?
— What does it seem I vaguely heard through my 800,000-watt hearing aid?
— Our….house?
— This conjugal love show is very good, I give full marks!
Shan Zhu gave the lemon to Ling ng: “I’ve been happy every day since I t you and I hope you’ll be happy every day in the future too.”
Ling ng giggled and hugged the lemon, which was almost taller than him, “Thank you.”
“This is the second gift I’ve given to you.”
“Second gift? What was the first one?”
“Isn’t it already on you?”
— Already on the body???
— Watching the day’s stream, I didn’t find any kiss marks on ngng’s body, ah.
— Maybe it’s sowhere we can’t see.
Ling ng bowed his head and looked at it: “You an this?”
When he pointed to the mango pin on his chest, he got a nod from Shan Zhu.
“This five cent thing is a birthday present too?” Ling ng laughed at him.
— Shocked!! The million-dollar anchor gave his boyfriend a gift worth five cents!
“It’s not for sale, it’s priceless,” Shan Zhu said without any sha.
They lit the candles and everyone shouted for Ling ng to make a wish. Ling ng thought over it for a mont, opening his mouth to say:
“Thank you for my birthday today, all you water friends in the broadcast. Thank you for all coming to watch stream regardless of whether I sell cake, play gas, have surgery, mine, or chat…”
— You’re aware of it! Take a look at what you’ve done when you’re live!
— So you really are a variety anchor!
“I hope there will be more variety presented to you in the future. Now, my wish is…
“To always be the Daddy who dotes on you.” Ling ng made a heart gesture with his hands towards the cara.
— Hahaha, silly Daddy. Don’t you know that the wish can’t be said! out! loud!
— Dropping it, satisfying you for this one day, Lemon Daddy!
— Nobody’s going to shout ngng tonight! Call Father!
“I would also like to thank a person. If not for him, I wouldn’t have joined the path of anchoring and wouldn’t have received so much love and attention. I would also like to thank him for finding so many people to wish happy birthday, uh…”
— Good. So who is he [smile]
— We really can’t guess at all [smile]
— How can you be shy when you call yourself Daddy [smile]
Ling ng threw caution to the wind: “Aren’t you going to live-kiss? Co on, it’ll be a birthday service!”
Out of the fra, Shan Zhu raised his eyebrows, aning ‘you really want to co?’
Wolves howled all over the broadcast room.
— Hot!!!!!! Kiss!!!!!!
— Lemon Dad, I salute you as a man!!!
— Ah ah ah, wait for to change from my phone to my tablet! I want to see it clearly!!!
— At this mont, I’m lustfully smiling like a beast.
“See it clearly!” Ling ng pulled Shan Zhu over by his collar, grabbing the big lemon with his other hand. The cara was completely blocked; beyond the >皿>
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