Chapter 818: Battle Of The Three Monarchs
(MC POV)
Ok… There's now three queens from three different countries in the sa room standing in front of . Alright, one of them is a forr matriarch and the other is actually an empress but that's not the issue right now.
"First of all… How did you get here, Guiying?" I asked.
"Oh! I placed an inscription on you, Master! It let know when sothing threatening was happening which would allow to teleport through it over to you!" The empress proudly explained.
"You placed… And inscription on ? When? And what was so threatening about my situation?"
"Eh? Rember that ring I gave you back during the war with Dongs? I made use of its tracking function and added a teleportation Technique on top of it! As for the situation… I guess I kind of felt my position as your Queen threatened?"
I don't even know how to respond to that…
So instead, I turned to Luna, "And what about you? Last I checked you were still having trouble using your Quarks?"
"Oh! I trained especially hard to learn this teleportation Technique just so I can co to Husband whenever I want!" She giggled. "Are you proud of ?"
Well… It really is quite impressive for her to be able to do that in such a short span of ti so I patted her head to praise her.
I sighed, "Ok… I guess introductions are in order… Umm… This is Tatiana, the High Maiden of Sun which I guess ans she's the Queen here…"
She eyed the other two girls cautiously, "It is as my God has said. I am High Maiden Tatiana, current ruler of the country of Sun and the one who had received a commandnt from God himself to create this country under his na!"
I couldn't even refute that because it was technically true, since I did tell her to create a country of her own…
Moving on…
"This is Luna, the forr queen of the Spiritual Plane where I had spent those three years."
She tilted her chin upwards to simulate the action of looking down on them, not that she needed to, considering how tall she was.
"The only person in existence who can call that is my beloved husband. To the rest of you, I am Lunamaeniera Sharrow, you may call Mistress," She boasted.
The other two snapped their heads towards .
""HUSBAND?!""
I raised my hands in a placating gesture, "It is Luna's term of endearnt to , I am still not married."
They sighed in relief upon hearing my words.
I then moved to the last person in the room, "And this is Guiying, the current empress of the Beiyang Empire."
Guiying puffed up her chest, "As MY Master had said, I am Guiying. I am indebted to all the care Master has shown all these years."
Ummm… I don't rember doing much? Oh wait, I did technically save your life so I guess that counts.
But still, did you have to emphasise so much on the 'my' word so much?
Tatiana crossed her arms, "Hmph, all of you are re children scrabbling over each other to get the attention of my God. I was the first one to ever receive God's favour and built up a religion to thank and praise our God!"
Thankfully, I didn't have to explain how I ssed with ti to Luna and Guiying as they only asked if what she said was true and asked nothing else after I affird her authenticity. It's as if hearing about appearing a few thousand years in the past to give a commandnt wasn't that impossible of an idea to them.
"Hmph, being so proud just because Master told you to do sothing?" Guiying sneered. "I managed to create a ho for Master to live in comfortably! Master chose my country as His ho! That is the highest honour a monarch can have!"
Well… I didn't actually choose Beiyang as a ho… Actually… You know what? Now that I think about the state of the other countries, I'll let Guiying have this one. I definitely don't want to live in the other three.
Luna turned up her nose at the other two, "Hmmmmph! Getting a little proud just because of this? None of you could even claim to love Husband more than I do! So what if you built a country or made so religion about him? Neither of you even know Husband for who he is! Just look at how perfect his hair looks! Always shimring like the eternal night sky! His perfectly curved eyebrows that adorn his face, it's at the perfect angle that is neither too steep or flat! His nose that gently curves out from his face, it perfectly accentuates his eyes that you can just get lost in! His fully kissable lips that would lift upwards into the most perfect smile and reveal his perfect teeth beneath them! And the way his cheek--"
I cleared my throat before Luna could go any further, "Even I can get embarrassed, Luna…"
"Oh my, oh my, husband is truly too precious!"
Well, that's only part of the truth. I didn't stop her from saying any more because I was getting embarrassed by her long praise, but because I saw Guiying and Tatiana actually nodding along with her. The last I needed was another two Lunas walking around.
While I was preoccupied by my sense of relief, the three of them had looked at each other and nodded their heads before turning back to .
"My God!"
"My Master!"
"My Husband!"
"""Who is the best Queen?!"""
Why did I already see this coming?
I made a face at them, "Umm… I can't even answer that since none of you are technically queens?"
"Eh? What do you an, Husband?" Luna cried out, shocked.
"I an… Guiying's an empress now, not a queen. Tatiana is more like the head of a religion than a queen too… And then Luna had already given up the title after you stepped down from your throne…"
"Ah, of course! As expected of Master!" Guiying clapped her hands together, looking really satisfied with herself for so reason. "But if Master had to choose, naturally the answer would be , right?"
Tatiana crossed her arms, "Nonsense! Neither of you even know about the Ritual of Cleansing! Of course Founding God would pick !"
Luna huffed, "You're both delusional! Neither of you could even begin to appreciate Husband's perfection, it goes without saying that the answer would be !"
"No, !"
"No, no, no. !"
"It's definitely !"
I looked at the three squabbling won with a tired face.
All three of them are, or were, rulers of an entire country you know? But yet they're arguing like little schoolgirls. One of them is even a few thousand years old too…
Just as I was considering slipping away from them to go find my disciples, Guiying suddenly blurted out, "Well, Master took my virginity!"
The other two won froze before slowly turning their heads towards .
Oh great… I can already guess where this is going…
Right, ti to do so stretches so that my hips won't hurt…
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